I just wanted a standard life, the classic 9 to 5 job with a nice wife and 2 kids. Most would consider it boring but for me it was easy and fulfilling. Not to much or to little just the perfect amount. Sadly... it wasn't meant to be. Gods and godlike creatures started showing up on my doorstep, asking me to isekai into some new life, save some world, kill this or that demon king and  then return to the exact point I left in my old life once done, all with the promise of sweet sweet rewards as the cherry on top. So following the words I never heard my mother say but my father said she always did I accepted, I made deals, I became the hero. Then I did it again, and again, and again and AGAIN. It became my job, my hobby, a routine, i did it well to. My reputation started  building as more and more offers came and I kept accepting and completepling them in stellar fashion, eventually losing count after the first couple thousands of lives. That's when SHE showed up, her and that blasted system, claiming I'm some long lost heir to some UNIVERSAL ruling Empire. And I wanted nothing to do with it, I didn't wanna touch it with a 10 foot poll saving words and killing demon kings? Easy, but jumping into the political mess that is a universal empire? Yeah no thanks, I'd rather stick to just killing things. But when they said all my isekai experiences up to this point were just 'training wheels' for the actual universe, well, what person wouldn't be interested in that? First-time writer here. I only have high school level literature skill so any grammar mistakes, being from how the words flow to punctuation please let me know.  This is my attempt of mixing Cultivation with a system, yes there will be blue screens, but it won't be the focus and 'stats' won't be a thing. Outside of that the only thing I can promise In this story is LOTS of face slapping.