Sorry guys, my computer broke some time ago, and it’s still broken ._. So updates will be somewhat less frequent than I like for a while because #poorwhiteboyprobz. Hope you guys understand, and thanks again for reading!
EDIT: Talked to my friend IRL, and he will let me use his laptop when I drive to his house. He lives around 40 miles away from me, but I can drive down there every 2-3 days hopefully. I might also just send him the Chapters over Text Message and have him upload it for me O.O
EXAMPLES OF SPEECH/STUFF
Doofus: ← shows character currently talking
“I am a doofus.” ← “ represents speech
‘I hope they don’t realize I’m a doofus...’ ← ‘ represents thought. I won’t use >Doofus:< because you should be able to figure out which character is doing the thinking at the moment. It’s usually in the paragraph before the ‘
^^I PROCLAIM THEE A DOOFUS!^^ ← * Represents a being with a great amount of power (Angel doesn’t count because I turned her into a bit… I mean, pet. She’s a pet. *coughs*
*farts* ← represents an action of some sort. I won’t use these to often, if ever o.o but ya never know.
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As soon as Angel was about to refute her new master, the boy decided to intervene.
Boy: “Shut up. I didn’t give you permission to talk.”
Angel was immediately silenced. She attempted to talk, but was unable to because she must follow the contract between her and the human boy. She stared at him angrily, and as soon as she raised her hand, the boy issued another command to his newly found toy.
Boy: “I command you to never attack me. You must think I’m stupid, don’t you?”
Angel was once again stopped, while making expressions even angrier than before. While she was thinking of a way to get out of this situation, the boy made another command.
Boy: I command you to take me out of this stupidly dark place. When I feel like letting you talk, I’ll let you. Also, I command you to find some way to hear me whenever I talk, with or without your so called “Devil Powers”. At this point, Angel once again had no choice but to comply. As the boy left the dark abyss, she sat on the floor, and cried her little evil heart out.
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The boy awoke to a bright light, which made him squint hard. After a few seconds of adjustment, he was finally able to see his surroundings. He was currently in a makeshift crib, which was barely short enough for him to glance around at his surroundings. The room had the bare minimum of items; a wooden desk and chair that presided against a wall, a window which let light in, and a bookshelf with a few aged books. The boy then glanced down at his body, which reconfirmed his thoughts of being reincarnated.
‘Hm, so I was reincarnated… Isn’t this… stereotypical? I mean what the fuck, a person dying a shitty death ending up reincarnated in a different world with their memories in tact. I’m guessing this shithole also has magic and swords? If so, I guess I’m going to have some fun...’
While the boy kept thinking thoughts like this, his stomach started to growl.
‘Guess I should get something to eat now… Wait a minute… Does this mean I get some TITTY ACTION?!’
The boy, not wanting to wait even a second longer, started screaming his little heart out. Within the next few seconds, a woman ran into the room at an alarming rate; with brunette hair, blue eyes, and a killer body, the boy just stared at her in amazement. The woman appeared to be around the age of 20. She looked at the child, and gently picked him up.
Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.
Woman: “Little Roxas, what’s wrong? Is my little man hungry?”
The boy now known as Roxas then started grabbing at her tits. The mom, thinking it instinctive, untied the front of her dress to allow the boy access to the heavenly delight known as “Boobies”.
Roxas then started not only sucking on her tit, but also gently licking and teasing it. The woman started gently moaning, and thought to herself
‘Whawhawhaaaaaa! Are babies supposed to be like this?! AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY?!’
Compared to the mothers thoughts, the boy simply thought to himself
‘Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs…..’
The boy kept this up until he was once again lulled to sleep…
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After her child fell asleep, the mother placed the boy back in his box and proceeded downstairs. When she entered the kitchen she spied a man around the age of 25 sat there. The man has a muscular body defined by his tight shirt, with dirty blond hair and green eyes. The man looked up toward his wife, and said
Man: “So Helga, how is our son looking?”
Helga looked towards the floor and said
Helga: “Jorih, when babies are being breastfed, are they supposed to be so… so… outgoing?”
Jorih simply laughed, and told his wife,
Jorih: “Don’t worry sweety. That just means in the future, he will be a man who woos the hearts of many women. This reminds me of my adventuring days, when I would sleep with multiple women a night. Ah, those da…”
Before Jorih could finish, his wife launched a fireball towards his head, which hit spot on. While Jorih was running around looking for some water, Helga sat at the table and thought to herself,
‘Great, now I have to deal with 2 perverts in the house?’
After Jorih was able to cool himself down, he once again sat at the table, with a serious look in his eyes.
Jorih: “Seriously now Helga, what should we do now? It was easy to escape the Empire with just the two of us, but how about now? We can’t keep as hidden with a child. I doubt the Empire will find us in the next few years, but what should we do when they appear?”
Helga thought about what her husband said. While the Empire was stupidly useless, they had enough manpower to chase the family for eternity.
Helga: “Well, our boy will have to know eventually. I suggest we start training him at the age of 5 in swordsmanship. If he shows signs of being a mage, we will be able to find out when he turns 7 as well as what affinity and summon he has. Hopefully he can become strong enough to the point he doesn’t become a burden to us.”
Jorih: “Then what should we do when it’s time for his first Status Opening?”
At the age of 3, every child goes to the closest Capital to receive their first Status Opening. This will allow the child to have the ability to open his Status Window on command, and allocate his bonus points which he receives every time he levels up.
Helga: “We can get into contact with Gorith, and have him bring the child. Thankfully he isn’t wanted like us.”
Apparently, it wasn’t just Roxas who has a dark past. But that’s to be expected, especially when your parents are former serial killers.
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If your interested, here's my other Fic...
http://www.royalroadl.com/fiction/1762