THREE

Upon arriving home and noticing I have a very upset Fiancee named Lisa to deal with. I proceed to take off my uniform and she’s going damn what happened to your body? I tried to explain what happened but she isn’t really believing me. However she’s more than willing to have lots of sex! Yay me!! Oh and healing does consider a worn out penis a injury so I may have worn her out a bit. Then I grabbed some of my old High School clothes I never got rid of out of the closet. As I was trying to find stuff that fit. The system asked me if I would like to put the clothes in my inventory? I’m like sure I would. Then I could see a grid of all the stuff I owned and equip it automatically like a video game. The best part is everything was adjusted to fit me by magic. No more going through all my shirts to see which one doesn’t make me look fat today!! I also find all the clothes I put into inventory come out clean and pressed when I equip them. Hell yeah no more laundry for this lazy bastard =) I also try out healing Lisa and I do it several times just to run through all my Mana. I’m slightly disappointed it didn’t level up.

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We finally head to the gym and she’s as excited as I am to see what I can do with the treadmill. I have been going 3 times a week and I may have gotten down to a 13 minute mile. Yeah that’s right I’m awesome. So I complete a mile in 3 minutes and she tells me to slow down she can barely see my legs moving. So as she completes her workout. I head over to the weight machines and proceed to do all of it on every machine for sets of 50 easily. It felt like I had no weight on at all to me. I head back over to Lisa and we do the eliptical and I’m more or less reading ideas on how physics works so I can come up with more ways to use the elementalist powers.

I notice while sitting on the bike at the gym that the inventory has a sell feature. So I go through and try selling stuff I would never wear. It gives me gold coins. Like real gold coins! I know that doesn’t sound like that big of a deal to you maybe. However gold is currently $1,335.90 an ounce! They gave me 2 gold coins for a t-shirt!! I honestly could guy out Goodwill and never work again! Then I notice the shop and they have armor that adds stats and shit. And it costs platinum. One platinum is equal to 100 gold coins so I guess I better get on scamming the system if I want any good armor.