ELEVEN
I wake up from sleep learning and I’ve managed to get my Elementalist & Battle Mage classes up to level 3 while sleeping. I noticed it has no direct correlation to stats but it makes my spells significantly more powerful and cost way less mana. Sam asks me when I’m getting ready why I’m still going to work? I explain to her that is what I have to do to pay the bills. Sam says you have about 2500 golds from the sales you told me to do. I said yes If I had time to sell some of them I could pay my bills. Sam is literally laughing at me! I’m over here frustrated because she can’t breathe and isn’t explaining why. Finally she calms down enough to explain the inventory system has a conversion system built right in. She says if it didn’t it would be worthless with people from all different worlds teleporting to the dungeon world. I guess clearing dungeons is my job now. I ask her if it’s possible to link it to my checking account and of course it is. I then show her my budget and we set it up to automatically pay all my real world bills and pay off everything except recurring bills like rent/insurance. So I guess I’m up for nothing and I don’t need to work but I can’t just leave them high and dry since I know they can’t cover my shift. So I go ahead and go to work and put in a two weeks notice. I plan a trip for the upcoming weekend with Lisa to go see my Father a couple of states over. I want to go heal him since he has been disabled for about 15 years with severe neck problems.
Loading up the Motorcycle for the trip to see my Dad is so easy with a inventory cheat. I have all my stuff and a couple weeks of food I bought and stored after the last dungeon incident. I put Lisa’s stuff in my inventory too so we can pack light on the bike. We go ahead and ride out and arrive there a very relaxing 12 hours later.
When we get to my parents house. I have to introduce them in person to my Fiancee Lisa because they haven’t ever met her. Of course my parents Bill & Jean are surprised that we came out. My Dad and I have the same year and model Harley.
Man that’s dirty and all scratched up. How could you let it get that dirty? (Dad)
Come on man we just rode it 800 miles to see you of course it’s dirty. (Me)
I see you have Vance and Hines pipes but still have the baffles. We can make it way louder.
It doesn’t need to be louder! I can never hear my bike as it is. (Lisa)
Let him come in the house already shesh. (Mom)
What brings you all the way out here?
Would you like a coffee or a coke or do you need anything. I can make dinner.
I’m fine we just ate. Lisa do you want anything?
Yeah any diet pop or unsweetened tea.
Why the fuck would you not put sugar in tea?
Hahahahaha
So what brings you out here? I know you wanted to ride together but 800 miles out of the blue isn’t normal.
Well Dad something happened to me and I have these powers. *I cause my right hand to be covered in flames*
*Throws his cup of coffee at my hand and in my face*
Hahahahahaha, you just had to show off didn’t you?
*Grabs a towel right away*
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Jesus Christ Dad that’s what I came to show you. I heal Mom next since she deals with pain in her hands due to her job.
Holy shit I don’t feel any pain at all anywhere!
Keep that glowy shit away from me. I don’t need none of that magic shit.
*Heal Dad anyway and I have to do it 3 or 4 times the power of Mom to heal his extensive injuries*
*With tears in his eyes* Son of a Bitch it worked I can feel my hands and I’m not in PAIN. *Jumps up and hugs me*
It’s ok Dad this is why I wanted to come. I knew as soon as I got the power to heal I was coming here the first chance I got!
Hell yeah we can go riding tomorrow and I can show you how to ride the right way. After we clean up that dirty bike.
Ok Ok we can clean it up.
*Gets up and starts opening the garage door*
Guess he meant now!
So we go through all of the cleaning of the Harley. My Dad takes the windshield and saddle bags off to clean behind them. I didn’t even know they came off. He then puts it on his bike lift so he can clean the rims and tighten each spoke individually. He uses some fancy cleaner and gets the scratches off the windshield and removes the small amount of rust just now showing on the pipes. He starts taking the rear brake pads off and the tire.
Dang Dad I didn’t expect to rebuild the thing!
Nonsense you can’t ride it with a bald tire and no back brakes! You’re lucky you didn’t kill yourself. We will go to the Harley dealer tomorrow and get the stuff I need to fix it up.
Ok Dad we can do that and then go on a ride.
Damn I should have rode mine! Yours looks amazing!
He does that every time he rides it. That’s why I don’t like to go the cleanup is just nuts.
Bullshit you don’t want to ride a dirty or unsafe bike.
We talk late into the night and my Dad starts singing some old Dr. Hook songs with his huge karaoke system. My Mom tries to show Lisa how to dance on the tables and we generally have a great time! The next day we head over to the Harley dealer and get the tire replaced and pick up some brake pads. We head back and put it all back together. We spend the day just chilling and visiting my Dad’s favorite spots to ride. We stop at a picnic area and my Mom starts pulling out lunch. I decide to throw in some Yeti steaks and have Sam start making them. Of course this starts a huge convo because I have a fairy!
What the fuck is that thing?
I’m his fairy companion thank you very much. (Sam)
Oh my god it’s Tinkerbell! I want to pet it.
You better not I’ll bite your ass!
Hahahaha Tinkerbell ha! I’m never letting you live that down Sam.
Leave Tink alone I want steak!
Fuck off! *Sam decides to go full size*
What the hell I didn’t know you could do that! You better not be putting moves on my Man when you are in the dungeons.
I never told him I could do it either. Although he should have noticed since I cook for him the entire time we are there!
Sam you really should put some clothes on if you are going to be full sized!
Shut up stupid I love that outfit!
Grrrrr
Grrrrr
*Equips Clothes* Totally worth it.
We go back to eating and hanging out and enjoying the ride! I’m planning on going to see my kids in Ohio next so we aren’t going to stay much longer in Indiana. I didn’t really do anything that would change my stats but I’ll post them anyway.
Wolfman
Stats:
Hit Points: 900 Mana: 2760 Stamina: 900 Regen rate: 17.8 per minute outside of combat
Strength: 33
Dexterity: 28
Intelligence: 23
Wisdom: 23
Luck: 8
Vitality: 90
Willpower: 5
Level: 15
Class: Primary: Elementalist Mage lvl 3 Secondary: Battle Mage lvl 3
Skills
Magical Healing: 280hp (Base 50 + Wisdom x 10)
Sleep Learning: Learn anything you wish without Mana or Stamina costs
General Elementalist: Can use any and all elements as spells only limited by mana and imagination.
Rage of the Alpha: protect what is yours, able to ignore pain and it doubles your strength temporarily
Mana Cultivator: move mana through your body to increase strength and increase mana by 100%
Items
Necklace of Regen - Doubles regen rate
Mage Robe - Perfect temp 72 and 5% ease of using the elements
Boots of Vit +5
Pants of Vit +5
Chest Protector of Vit +5
Bracers of Vit +5
Helmet of Vit +5
(Vit Set Bonus +25)
Simitar of Frost - Has a 50% chance of slowing the victim's movement speed