Part 1:
Peter Petrowsky, an incredibly wealthy businessman, had an epiphany one day.
Gathering together like-minded individuals, they gathered together the funds to purchase a three-island chain in the Pacific. A great deal of money was spent to build modern infrastructure and conveniences. And once these islands had everything a new nation could possibly want, they announced themselves onto the world stage.
Peter Petrowsky
Edward Edmundson
Darla Davidson
Octavia Oleson
Frank Ferdinand
These wealthy businesspeople had gathered together and created a new nation for everyone who had the same views as them. It was their new home, where they were free from restrictive governments and outdated mores. Their government reflected this, as these freedoms were spelled out in their laws. With a population of thousands made up of like-minded individuals, the laws were passed unanimously. Because the majority rules.
They named their new home the Isles of Joy.
With everything in place, they opened their nation to the world. Everyone was invited to come and vacation at their resorts. To spend time being free from the divisiveness and prejudice they may be experiencing at home.
And people came to vacation there. LOTS of people came to vacation there. Their first week saw their resorts filled to capacity!
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Part 2:
But by the end of the first week, lots of disturbing stories were being posted on the internet.
By the end of the second week, the resorts were empty.
By the end of the third week, most nations had issued travel bans.
And at the end of the fourth week, two new pieces of history were made. The UN issued its fastest-ever declaration of war. And the United States, Russia, and China became the first nations to ever launch international synchronized nuclear bombings.
And although this nation had been named the Isles of Joy by it's founders, the name in the history books were the P.E.D.O.F. Isles. The population of billions had spoken. Because the majority rules.
Part 3:
By the end of week six, the Intra-Galactic Consul issued a decree that those stupid monkeys on planet Dirt have used atomics once too many times. An order of extermination was passed by 94%. The population of the galaxy, measuring over 400 trillion had spoken. Because the majority rules.
Part 4:
By the end of week seven, the inter-galactic race of dragons, with a population of just over a quadrillion, invaded our galaxy. They specifically blocked the extermination of the Human race. After all, humans are crunchy and good with ketchup. Because the majority rules.
Part 5:
By the end of week nine, the barriers between dimensions were fully breached. The mind-eaters from dimension X, who's numbers measured in the sextillions, decreed that all sapients in our galaxy were to be mind-raped forever. Because the majority rules.
Part 6.
J/K. There is no part 6.