Beatle walks up to the old chapel in the far south of America, meeting a group of men with flowers on their heads. They hummed in unison while dancing by bending their knees, crouching, and finally standing right back up, skipping around like animals.

"Loompa Loompa Loompa Loompa..." they said, as they offered Beatle a Sacrifice Gi-Ant.

Beatle sighs and digs in, eating the fattened semi-sentient Gi-Ant calf, now dead on the table, finely cooked with and satuéd with goat butter.

"So, you guys uih... choose which of your young you decide to feed to your guests, right?" asked Beatle.

Beatle cracks its shell open and bites into its abdomen. "Uh... thanks. Mmm... creamy. Anyway, wonderf-..."

The Loompa begins bowing before him and side-stepping.

Beatle begins copying them. "Yeah!"

"Kaplinky!!!"

"Uh... Kaplinky!!! Yeah... Great... Very um... Yeah. I love this stuff. Now, what's my job?"

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Beatle is brought into a strange den around a kilometer south of the hive. "Wow... This is... terrifying. So uh... Just in there?"

"Loompa!!!" smiled the Flower Man as he crawled away like a crab.

Beatle takes a torch nearby and enters, hearing... snoring. He senses danger once more and takes out his Cross Bow. "Just.. stab it in the heart..."

He sees a fat, massive, greasy old pig-faced giant snoring like an animal.

"Manhogs..." said Beatle, shaking his head dismissively as he prepared to shoot it in the heart. "Wait... he said... 'STAB' it in the heart-..." Beatle sighs and holsters his blaster, taking out his eskrima stick and landing on its bouncy chest. Beatle smells its stench, Oh, its stench, similar to blue cheese and armpits.

Beatle prepares to stab it only to vomit in its mouth as it vomits black slime with a disgusting odor all over Beatle.

Beatle, rolling down its bodacious belly, falls to the den's floor and vomits all over the ground as the creature awakens and beats Beatle to the ground over and over.

"RAAAAAAH!!!" The Manhog grabs Beatle's head and slams his head over and over to the wall, proceeding to maul his scalp as Beatle roars and shoots it, but the Manhog cackles and beats Beatle down.

"I'll turn YA INTO SISIG, FUCKER!!!" roared Beatle, as he jumps up and stabs the creature in the heart, killing it effectively as the creature falls down to the ground, dead.

With one arm, he pulls it all the way back to the Hive, where the Gi-Ants and Flower Men thank him, proceeding to give him the Honey...