With such classics as:

 Texas Halloween

Late night, Halloween

Lights off, and still they're knocking

I'll go grab my gun

 Texas Christmas

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Snow falls in darkness

Reindeers pull a toy-filled sleigh

Venison dinner

 Texas Easter

Chocolate provides

religious imagery, All

ate too much sugar.

'Texas Halloween' Tanka (Full):

Tankas are a haiku, followed by two 7-sylable lines that contextualize the previous stanza's image into an identifiable statement.

Late night, Halloween

Lights off, and still they're knocking

I'll go grab my gun

No American problem

can't be solved with deadly force.