An eclectic collection of Short Stories and suspiciously impractical Poetry, all mashed together like a mango smoothie. Or something. ⠀Good Poetry: Our Souls Are Sad to Death ⠀(Maybe) Humorous Poetry: Texas Has Them Too, Very Serious Emails ⠀Good Short Stories: None. ⠀Short Stories: Portal to the Bathroom, Claiming Omniscience, Untethered, It's About Time.⠀Flash Fiction: Learning the Loop ⠀Classical Ode: To the Man Who Raised Me⠀Political Witness: Visiting Cancún⠀Sonnets: I Forgot to Write It, Very Serious Emails⠀Haikus: Texas Has Them Too⠀Free Verse: Victims of the Heart, Our Souls Are Sad to Death⠀Ghazal: The Modern Contract⠀Pantoum: Impenetrable City⠀Inventive Erasure: (Fifty Shades of) Grey Pages 1-2⠀Villanelle: Denied the Rank of Master⠀Ekphrastic: Lobster Heirloom Take a look at the drivel I've written and despair! I'll see you on the real stories soon.