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Bard’s got Talon(t): An Undead Bard’s Silly Guide To Dragonslaying
Commands #3-8 Dictation Mode, newline, Period, Comma, Question Mark”

Commands #3-8 Dictation Mode, newline, Period, Comma, Question Mark”

“The burned hand teaches best,” they say

But my whole hands are *burned away.*

What lesson learned? I have to laugh

And now go down a different path.

As a bard, I rhyme. I sing.

So words are really quite my thing

To best reclaim communication?

I make this Talon take dictation.

(The dead bard grasped her Talon tight,

The dead bard woke her sleeping soul

From eyeless sockets burned a light

From the bard’s un-flesh-ed-skull

Sound issued forth:

(now don’t complain,

twould take an epic to explain

How she speaks sans vocal chords,

Stolen novel; please report.

just roll with it, adoring hoards,

and do not ask quite how a scroll,

a parchment and magic pen

appears from nowhere to record

the deathles words- let’s go, again.)

TALON WAKE,” the Bard commanded

“DICTATION MODE” the Bard did say

then she paused. What should she write

Her mind was blank, words fled away.

Dictation mode, she told herself,

is dearest to my barding heart

A small and simple set of commands

To just write down my poet’s art

That’s what Dictation Mode is for

commands for writing, at it’s core.

But…what to write?

(Not too surprising, not at all

that bones sans brain should quickly lock

When faced with pressure to perform

and have a bit of writer’s block)

I’m here to learn! The dead bard thought

There’s no one here to look with pity

And learning’s play, so play with it

And so she spoke a silly ditty

As I was going to Saint Ives NEWLINE

(The Talon scribbled out the phrase, then obeyed NEWLINE’s commands, and jumped down one line upon the scroll

as the NEWLINE word demands)

I met a man with seven wives PERIOD NEWLINE

(The Talon heard the PERIOD,

and recognized the punctuation,

placed a dot right after ‘wives’

To make an accurate dictation)

Each wife had seven sacks PERIOD NEWLINE

Each sack had seven cats PERIOD NEWLINE

Each sack had seven kits PERIOD NEWLINE

NEWLINE

Kits COMMA cats COMMA sacks COMMA, and wives COMMA how many were going to saint ives QUESTION MARK NEWLINE

And so the bard did then inscribe

the ancient silly riddle

and she saw, dissatisfied,

mistakes there in the middle.

St. Ives was not capitalized

Nor ‘saint’ abbreviated

And in her bones that held her soul

She felt quite a bit frustrated

Nor did she know how to go back

and fix the odd mistake

but she was feeling tired now,

and so, sanity to keep

She told herself

“That’s five commands,

and for today I’m done

i’ll spend the rest fooling around

and go out having fun.

TALON SLEEP

the bard commanded

and gave Talon a rest

and went off to do the silliness

that silly bards do best.