I dropped a 1000ug Trip before my first shift at maccas,

It’s was really the night before my shift but I hadn’t gotten a wink of sleep,

I’d been let go from my last job and my mate had got me that job,

I told him the keyboard was changing colours as I typed my message through to him,

He asked if I took the tab,

I said I had,

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He was fuming,

And told me if I didn’t feel up to it to not show up,

That was the turning point of my trip where I decided that if I didn’t show up that I would face failed him,

So I not only showed up but did a full 9 hour shift,

After having not slept the entire 30 hours prior,

And only when I walked back across town to my home,

Did I collapse onto my bedroom floor and sleep,

The irresponsible shit you get up to at 18,

Or,

At Least,

the unhinged misadventures of the dropkick I was.