Blooper/Outtake #1:

The Camera pans to a highway within the zombie-infested city, filled with dead bodies, zombies, and wrecked cars... The camera zoomed in towards a green highway sign, which was a sign that depicted a white pictograph of an airplane.

Zooming down the highway was a 1997 Plymouth Grand Voyager, 5-Door Minivan painted in "Deep Amethyst" with none other than Luke behind the wheel, and his passengers being Chase, Christopher, and Samuel.

"Drive, Luke, Drive!" Chase yelled, panicked.

"What's it look like I'm doin'? Givin' birth?" Luke shot back, in the voice of Jimmy Falcone from Fugget About It.

He bobbed and weaved in between the lanes of the highway, avoiding abandoned cars and zombies.

"There better be a helicopter at the airport! That's our ticket outta here!" Samuel said

"Trust me! There's a Huey there! Just get to the runway!" Chase responded

"Is it a Huey Gunship?" Christopher questioned

"Gunship or not, it's still our last resort!" Chase replied

Luke drove the minivan off on an exit ramp and began to floor it toward the runway of the airport. Just like every other place in the zombie-infested city, it had four things:

Dead bodies, abandoned cars, debris, and of course, zombies.

"Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?!" Samuel exclaimed his head on a swivel, trying to find the supposed helicopter.

"Over there! Over there! Get to the Choppa!" Christopher shouted in a voice imitating Arnold Schwarzenneger.

As soon as the vehicle's headlights illuminated a small portion of the airport runway, parked on a helipad was a UH-1M Huey Gunship helicopter, armed with four, 7.62x51mm M60 Machine Guns, two 7.62mm M134 Miniguns, and two, 2.75-Inch Rocket Pods, with 38 Rockets, 17 projectiles for each rocket pod. The helicopter was painted in a dark green livery, with shark teeth painted on its sides.

Upon seeing the Huey Gunship, a smile of nostalgia spread across Luke's face. During the Hmong Independence War, he commonly flew on these types of helicopters. In fact, during the Vietnam War, his Grandpa flew on choppers like these.

"Yes! It's a Gunship!" Chase said excitedly and proudly.

Luke then performed a hard right, and slammed on the brakes, performing a drift in the minivan, its brakes and tires squealing and kicking up smoke. As soon as he stopped, he and his friends swung the doors of the minivan open, grabbed their guns and bags, and then hopped into the Huey. Chase made himself comfortable in the pilot seat, Christopher sat next to Chase as his Copilot, and Luke and Samuel stood on the door gunner positions of the UH-1M Huey, and began firing off the M60 Machine Guns at the zombies.

"It's the last helicopter outta Vietnam, boys!" Luke yelled

"YA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA YA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA DO-DE-DA-VA-DA-DA-DADA!" Samuel sang in the voice of the TF2 Heavy with glee as he sprayed zombies with the machine gun of the Huey.

"GOOOOOOD MORNIN' VIETNAM!!!" Chase shouted with a gleeful smile.

"Come on man, let's get out of here!" Christopher exclaimed

Chase started up the helicopter, with its 1,400-Horsepower Turboshaft engine coming to life, and its propellers beginning to rotate.

"Wooooo-Hoooo!!! We're makin' it outta Saigon with this one!" Chase shouted.

As Chase pulled the throttle and the helicopter slowly began to rise from the ground, a big, goofy grin was plastered across his face. Chris held on tight to his seat, while Luke and Samuel tightly held onto the machine gun mounts while continuing to mow down the undead.

As they were about 10 to 15 feet in the air, In an act of sheer cockiness and stupidity, Chase yanked the throttle to the right, and the helicopter tilted towards the mentioned direction.

"YEAH BOYS, OH SHIT!" Chase screamed.

Before any of the other three men could react, the helicopter crash-landed on the ground on its right side. By some miracle, with very few seconds to spare, Luke was able to react, and jumped out of the helicopter on the right side, performing a barrel roll to cushion the impact. He stared in disbelief and shock as he saw the helicopter violently slam against the ground on its right side, causing significant damage.

The rotor blades were mangled and bent, glass and debris were scattered all over, the paint and body of the Huey were scratched and dented, and it was pretty clear this chopper was done for. But, if there was one thing Luke was grateful for, at least the helicopter didn't explode with his three friends in it... He would've been BEYOND devastated to see his three best friends die in a fiery explosion right before his eyes.

He heard coughing and groaning coming from inside the wrecked helicopter from his three comrades.

"What the FUCK happened?!" Samuel roared.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-" But before Chase could finish his sentence, Luke's voice thundered with anger across the runway:

"GODDAMMIT, THAT WAS OUR ONLY HELICOPTER, YOU DUMBASS!!!" He exploded, his face red with fury.

Blooper/Outtake #2:

In the streets of the Suburban Neighborhood...

Chase, Christopher, Luke, and Samuel all stood inside one of the driveways of a home. This driveway had a large gate, which was the one barrier that separated them from the zombies. They had their guns drawn, and the sounds of growling, snarling, moaning, and screeching from all the zombies filled their ears. Christopher stood in front of his trio of friends as if he were a military general about to conduct a speech, MP 40 in hand.

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"Listen up boys, this town is infested with zombies. We gotta get out of here as fast as possible and hopefully find a cure, alright boys? You got me, Chase?" said Christopher.

Christopher, Luke, and Samuel all looked at Chase, and as per usual, he had his signature goofy grin and was staring off into space.

"Mhm." Was Chase's simple and blunt reply.

Christopher, Luke, and Samuel couldn't contain their laughter any longer, their friend, Chase, had the derpiest expression on his face, and he most likely did not listen to a single thing Christopher had said.

"Just the blankest expression on his face-" Christopher said in between laughs.

"Have you heard a SINGLE thing that I've said, sir?" Christopher questioned Chase.

"SIR, YES, SIR!" Chase replied while raising his arm in a salute, this time, cross-eyed, but still with his goofy ahh grin on his face.

An awkward moment of silence was the next thing to happen, as no one knew what else to say or do...

When suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Luke saw a runner zombie charge at him coming from the side of the house. To describe the zombie, it was a short, gaunt, mutilated, undead corpse with most of its flesh and bones visible, with the addition of a hunch back to its stature. Its head was essentially a bare skull, and most of the flesh around its head appeared to have 'melted off' its face.

The runner zombie let out a loud yell as it jumped, attempting to pounce on Luke.

"SHIT!" Luke yelled, completely panicked and caught off guard, backing up and firing his MG 42 at the thing. As he filled the abomination's guts full of lead, the runner zombie fell to the ground, its corpse a few inches from his heavy, black, combat boots.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" He yelled after the encounter.

Chase, Christopher, and Samuel all laughed at Luke's reaction, it sounded like he had pissed his pants and shit himself at the same time, and if their ears weren't deceiving them, on top of that, they believed they heard their friend have a voice crack.

"Alright now, I may have sounded scared there, but I promise you, I was not even scared," Luke said, trying to play it off as if it was nothing.

"Yeah right, I think we heard you have a voice crack." Samuel teased as he let out a chuckle.

Blooper/Outtake #3:

Within a Two-Story house...

Chase, Christopher, and Samuel were all positioned on top of a set of stairs, firing their guns away at the zombies down below.

"Where's Luke? Where'd he go?!" yelled Samuel in confusion and concern.

"I'M GETTIN' MOLESTED!!!" Luke screamed in a voice of sheer panic. The trio then ceased fire as they saw a completely terrified and traumatized Luke begin to run up the stairs. His eyes were wide open like he had another PTSD Flashback of his.

"INCOMIIIIIIIING!" He screamed in the voice of the TF2 Heavy as he barreled up the stairs. His friends noticed how Luke was ENTIRELY covered in blood, from his helmet to his boots. As he charged up the stairs, he left literal blood prints from his boots.

Christopher and Samuel obeyed, as they ran out of the way.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAT?!?!?! Chase yelled and began to fire.

By some incredibly lucky miracle, the few bullets Chase did fire with his M16A4 missed his friend.

"GUYS, IT'S ME, IT'S ME!" Luke yelled out in order to stop the volley of gunfire directed at him as he continued to run up the stairs.

"Oh shit, sorry! I thought you were one of 'dem!" Chase replied in a hillbilly accent.

"What in the name of Kentucky Fried Fuck happened to you?" Samuel asked

"I got triple-teamed by THREE bomber zombies, the ones that blow up when you give 'em enough punishment!" Was his traumatized friend's reply.

"You real-life look like Hellboy if he joined the army, I ain't even gon' lie," Samuel responded to Luke's appearance.

After regaining his composure the blood-soaked Luke rejoined the battle, firing away with his MG 42. Christopher and Samuel returned to their positions and returned fire at the zombies below the stairs. Christopher pulled the pin from a grenade, and before he threw it, he cried out:

"FEUER IM LOCH!!!" (Translation: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!")

He threw it down the stairs, but in a case of AWFUL bad luck, one of the zombies from down below used its arm to Pimp Slap the grenade back up the stairs. The four men screamed.

"BACK UP! BACK UP!" Samuel yelled.

The four men ran as far as they could, to try and escape the blast radius. The grenade exploded, sending fragments of shrapnel everywhere. By a grand miracle, none of the men were injured or killed, and they returned to their firing positions.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" roared Samuel as he pulled the pin from his grenade and tossed it down the stairs.

In another case of misfortune, another zombie managed to smack the grenade right back up the stairs.

"WHAT THE HELL?! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NOOOOO!" Samuel cried out in the voice of Cleveland Brown, as he and his buddies ran to somewhere else on the second floor to escape the blast zone.

Once the second fragmentation grenade exploded, the four men returned to their firing position.

"GRENADEN WEG!!!" Shouted Christopher as he pulled the pin from another grenade, and threw it down the stairs. (Translation: "GRENADES AWAY!!!")

Like clockwork, another zombie managed to slap the grenade right back up the stairs at the men. The grenade flew, and managed to hit Luke's blood-soaked helmet, producing a metallic THUNK! Before ricocheting off the front of his helmet, and back at the zombies, killing some of them with the explosion.

"Shit! They keep throwing the grenades back!" Christopher said, panicked.

"Heh, I guess it does come in handy to wear a helmet all the time," Luke replied, a bit of pride in his voice.

Blooper/Outtake #4:

On the streets of the Suburban Neighborhood...

The four men were once again running through the streets of the zombie-infested suburb when it seemed like Chase had finally snapped and had enough.

"Alright... Fuck it, I'm sick of all these goddamn zombies!" He roared.

The Camera pans to a large, nuclear bomb sitting in a driveway...

"WHAT? NOOOO!!!" Samuel yelled out

"This is... This is the backup plan?" Questioned Christopher.

"NOOOO!!!" Samuel cried out.

Chase began to fire at the nuclear bomb with his M16A4.

"TSIS TXHOB UA!!!-" Luke yelled out, but before he could finish his sentence-

BOOOOOM!!!

(Translation: "DON'T DO IT!!!-")

The whole city was DECIMATED by the nuclear bomb's explosion...

Blooper/Outtake #5:

The Camera was panning to Samuel, who wore a red doo rag and a black tank top. There was a little news banner that read "Samuel T. - Witness", and it looked like Samuel was getting interviewed by the News as a microphone was being held up to Samuel. A mugshot of Luke appeared beside Samuel, and the mugshot depicted the former with an absolutely devious smile.

"Well... Obviously, we have a THIEF in Lincoln Park- He's climbin' in yo autos, he's snatchin' your autos up, Tryna wire 'em so y'all need to hide your cars, hide your trucks, hide your vans, hide your cars, hide your trucks, hide your vans, hide your cars, And hide your RV 'Cause he's wirin' everythang out here, You don't have to come and confess We're lookin' for you We gon' find you, we gon' find you So you can run and tell that, run and tell that Run and tell that, homeboy Home, home, homeboy" Samuel sang into the microphone.

During the whole duration of Samuel's song, Luke was portrayed as a car thief. Instead of being dressed in his usual soldier uniform, he wore a black beanie, a slightly worn, black windbreaker jacket, blue jeans, and still retained his military dog tags around his neck, and black, combat boots. He used a lockpick, a high-end car battery, and a pocket knife to lockpick and hotwire cars, and for creativity's sake, here are the following vehicles he hotwired during this song:

-A Light Blue Metallic 1984 Chrysler New Yorker Fifth Avenue 4-Door Sedan With a White Vinyl Roof.

-A Grand Prix White 1977 Porsche 911 Carrera 3.0 2-Door GT Fastback Sports Coupe

-A Jet Black 1984 BMW 635 CSi 2-Door GT Notchback Sports Coupe

-A Yellow 2011 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT 3-Door Sports Hatchback Coupe

-An Octane Blue Pearl 2013 Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X GSR FQ-360 4-Door Sports Sedan

-A Monza Red Pearl 1997 Honda Prelude Type-S 2-Door Notchback Sports Coupe

During the duration of the song, Luke attempted to steal those cars while running in fear from Samuel, and his companions, with some dressed up as law enforcement.