Teaser Prologue

"Mama!!" "Mama!!" - *****

"Yes, *****?"- Mama

"Wreed mii fwuat swtoory pvvz!(read me that story please)" - *****

"You mean the legend of our clan's first patriarch, our great great great great great grandfather?" - Mama

"Wyesssss!(yessss)" - *****

"Again?!" "*sign* oh well, one last time ok?" - Mama

"Wyesssss!" - *****

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Once upon a time, in ancient China, there was a man name oppaimaster24.

He was a poor and ugly pantsu sniffer who steals the pantsu of big oppai womens and sniff them all day before returning them back to their owners.

One day, after he finish stealing some food from homeless-dog1668, he was walking in the alleyway while looking at the many beautiful women's walking on the streets, drooling and full of lust in his eyes, he suddenly heard a *shii* sound. Looking down he saw a weird looking long cup with a round round circular bottom, picking it up he saw the word 'Sexacalibur Ver's X, created by the first lolicon to obtain true immortality and creates his true path, he called it, LOLITALITY. Written as sexa because my mom would kill me if I remove the 'a'.'

What the sh*t is this.

Sexacalibur?

Ver's X?

LOLITALITY?

I like mature women with big oppai's! Not LOLI!

'THAT'S IMMORAL. Are you an idiot? Ohh I like idiots, idiots are good, idiots are great.

Ehhh, why haven't you started liking loli's yet? Are you actually and idiot? Why do you have to be my succesor. Ehhh!'

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Ehh Who?

Who is it!!??

'Don't worry kid, I'll push you into the right path, liking mature women with big oppai is evil! It's immoral, I will make sure you know what justice truly means!'

Before he say anything, the weird cup in his hand flew into the air and at a speed faster then even light, flew at his pen*s.

Sticking into his pen*s perfectly as it miraculously sticks up like a true sexacalibur.

He fainted.

.................

"Nee! Nee! Nee! Fwat hwappen aaffata tat?"- *****

" Well after that our first patriarch then had his evilness called big oppai obsession cleanse from him and became a true lolicon which then lead him to doing many heroic deeds such as raping over 100,000,000 loli's under the heavens or killing a non mature loli dragon by raping her with his true sexacalibur for over 30 days without stoping.

He truly is our family's greatest hero-, no, the worlds greatest hero to ever exist!!!!"-Mama

"Ywayy!!! Mama, I wuant to bwe wlikke hwim!(Yayy!!! Mama, I want to be like him!)- *****

"Yes! Now that's the spirit, but before you become like him, why don't you go to bed first then start your adventurer tomorrow?"- Mama

"Ywayy! Gwood Nyight!"(Yay! Good Night!) - *****

"Good night!"- Mama

Never would they know that a sweating Papa is right outside the room.

- The End