I'm the Author!
True Chapter 1
Hello Everyone!
Illyas here again to bring you the adventure of my misfort-
"Ahh!" "Ahh!"
"FASTER!" "HARDER!"
Can't you be a bit quiet you two next door.
Sorry kids, no fap materials in my novel ok, I don't want any white stuff on my book, I mean it's disgusting. I might as well kill you with truck chan if you do so.
Anyways, continuing on, Illyas here with your everyday reincarnation story. Sooo long story short, I was born in a Dukes household as the 1st born of the main wife in random a** kingdom in some random a** human continent.
It would be fine if that was it, a normal family with a good background and standing in the kingdom, but who would have a nice time if you're born into a freaks household.
My mothers name is Juana Yu Ultio and with a long red hair that stretches down to the waist, small pecky nose and ruby like lips with golden eyes, a figure that can top any top reigning models on Tera and her E cup size breatst. Sounds great right? Right, if only that was it.
Do you know what that sound was? The one at the beginning of the chapter. Yeah, no that's definitely not my moms sound. It was my dads, Yep, she's a sadist and no not any normal sadist, a top ranking Sadist who toke over 100,000 soliders in the battlefield with only her whips and skill to inflict pain. She has many nickname such as Devil or the Demon of Pain but the most popular one that every knows and that is 'God of Toture', You could say that she's Ogita's teacher.
(Gintama reference if you don't get it)
An my dad, Fei Yu Ultio. He might be a masochist but he's scary in his own way, my dad is a reincarnate, every time in the day and night except getting hit by mom is spent on making Atomic bombs and other mass destruction weapon focus on weaponising chemicals. He's a mad scientist. 'Ahh' the memories, I still remember it like it was yesterday, that time when my dad kidnapped a random guy from the street and multiplied his balls while melting different parts of his brain through a chemical potion.
You towards! What the heck are you showing your kids, if it was the typical giving authority to your kids to use life like a trash, it would be fine but allowing kids to see stuff like this. Are you trying to me into a psychopath!
I feel pity for my future siblings.
But hey, I can somehow work with that, as one of my Authors ability is changing the development of a character around so I can assure myself to not go down whatever abomination my parents wants me to go through.
The real problem is my neighbor.
Around 2 kilometres west from my room is another huge mansion, and in that mansion lives my greatest fear, the protagonist.
As an Author, I am sensitive to Authatality skills and ability being use and right behind that protagonist is what everyone knows and is used to seeing. It's plot armor.
Just like Qi or Ki cultivation, Authatality also has a ranking in terms of power.
There are 10 realms and in a realm holds 3 tiers which are low, middle and peak, in the tiers are 10 levels to go through before moving to the next tier.
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To increase your ranking, you need experiences, after writing and reading an innumerable amount of stories, gaining experiences which can then evolve into insights which can then give you huge breakthroughs which are called enlightenments.
Through this way do you broaden your senses and ways of thinking which can increase your ranking, now I know what your asking. What rank am I?
*puffs out developing chest*
I am a proud rank 1 tier peak level 7!!!
(readers - that's low.)
You guys! Do you understand what that means?! The first head of the Yuimi family uses over 100 quintillion years to get to the 10th rank and uses 30 years to get to where I am!
Where I myself got here in only 20 years(including my new life's years).
That's ten years before the first head. Now do you understand how awesome I am!
Praise me more, praise me more!
Is definitely what I want to say IF I'm not bothered by such an annoying problem.
Every realm gives you 10 more percent in using plot armor and plot sword, right now I can use 19.7% out of 100% plot armor and plot sword BUT the plot armor use to back the protagonist is over 30%!
I can't do anything! Now you might be wondering what the actual problem might be?
Let me tell you about a law, the law of Authatality that was set by the very first Author to ascend into True Authatality.
"Authatality is not a game, it is a battlefield, every single Authors are enemy's and NO GOD SHALL CHANGE THAT!!!"
Is what the first Author said, oh and if you didn't know, that person was the first head of our clan so yeah. Well even if he did say that, there were many Authors that teamed up and created factions but even with that done, the law is still outstandingly healthy, please go die already.
So it's like an all out survival game, if the Author supporting that protagonist finds out I'm an Author, I'm literally dead.
And so is the problem, me a mere Author who can only use 19.7% plot armor and sword wants to face an Author who I can use over 30% of his plot armour and sword.
Bullsh*t
That's just SUICIDE!
I will have to be careful when hiding my ability, or else, I might have to walk through deaths door another time.
Well, enough with the thinking for now, let's just read today's Yuxiaworlds update.
Summoning my internet book using my Author ability, I read away.
- Author.
Hello everyone, Yuimi here, I'll be honest with you all, I'm actually only doing this for fun. Well 90% fun cuz the 10% uis my motivation to improve my writing skill, I'm proud of my story creating skill but again I'll be honest, plot skill, development skill to stuff like organising where goes where, I am an amateur. That's why, I will welcome insults and negative comments, I am new to doing stuff like this so YOROSHIKU NEGAI SHIMASU. Plz teach me!
Also I'll be doing a mass update, AKA 3 chapters in one update till chapter 10 so plz bear with me, now PLZ DON'T HIT, ILL GO CLEAN PROLOGUE SAN RIGHT NOW!!!