somewhere on a planet far far away
[Zues] SHUT UP LOKI AND THE PLANET ISN'T FAR FAR AWAY ITS RIGHT THERE
[loki] DON'T FUCK WITH ME IM THE GOD OF MISCHIEF ILL TEAPEA YOUR HOUSE
[Thor]LOKI thats enough don't fight with the other gods and get back to training you have a long way to go till you rank up to primordial and if you don't want to train you two can shut the fuck up so i can watch this girl she is interesting i just hope she warns us if she is going to blow this galaxy up.
[Aphrodite]??? you know what i found out
[Zues] what
[Aphrodite] two things first is why the hell does our multiverse have Norse and Greek mythology gods heck not only those we have way to many gods in this multiverse. also second thing shut up and lets watch
BACK TO ASURA
YES its time to get our of this egg POW critical hit ahh fresh air hmm what so i am a lizardling
[Asura] STOP STARING AT ME!
[???] its female good good so we
While that stupid lizard was talking the other lizardlings escaped the eggs
[???] ah good harvest good good 15 females 5 male well have plenty of mates
[Asura] Excuse me what did you say
[???] females are just for mating
You detect a pitiful amount of bloodlust
Earned skill Detect bloodlust Max Primordial rank
Seems i needed to relearn some skills well i already know them so i just need to preform actions to regain them and it will be at max rank
[Asura] huh no wounder Erine and ditke i think that was there names ah oh well don't need to learn the names of all the insects i find. well whatever but back to my main point YOU DARE SAY FEMALES ARE JUST FOR MATING MING FUCK Did CRITICAL HIT DAMAGE done ∞ TO MUCH DAMAGE SPECIAL ABILITY ACTIVATE SLOW DEATH
hmm maybe i put to much mana i mean for a mortal 1 billion mana is a lot sorry big guy but your gonna be living in the nightmare for at least in your mind 10 billion years well i say that because ima kill you now and i know you don't understand a single thing im saying ether SLASH Before i got to kill the pitiful lizard man a unknown lizard man appeared and tried to slash me. well even though i say that it looked like he was going in uberslow motion to me so i tried to catch the blade but then i remembered something MY STRENGTH IS ONLY 20 (It was 5 but she didn't even have a form yet so now its 20) there is no way i can catch it and i don't even have time to move anymore cause my agility is low to. Screech Crack
[Lizard] IMBOSABURU (hehe i love that meme)
[Asura] Tch i can't believe a mere mortal tried to injure me with just a steel sword thats not even blessed by the gods well even if it was blessed by those weaklings it would only scratch my scales well what do you think your doing run so i can have fun RUN YOU FOOL
[Lizard] aaaah
TCH ill just end this fast Sinners Suicide i tch i hate the name of that spell but i promised my love i would let him name one of my skills ahh love were is thy soul i can't bring you back without it
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Well there is one good thing about the spell all those that have broke my moral rules will die well the death isn't really painful ether
While i was narrating myself one of the recently born male lizards tackled a female lizard and tried to rape her but before he could do anything i ripped his arms and legs off with a combination of earth trap then i retracted some earth and pulled them off you know what i won't get in the gory details
[Asura] Now that most likely every other lizardling here is dead you have 3 options
Option 1 stay here and die
Option 2 try to rape one of the ladies i ripped your arms and legs of and you bleed out ill tell you it isn't a joyful experience
Option 3 follow me and live and follow my rules get stronger and evolve.
Wow you would be surprised how many picked option 3 i mean who would have thought all of them (Sarcastically said)
10 YEARS LATTER (YES BIG TIME SKIP)
in these 10 years i have learned did a bunch of stuff and learned some stuff First i got my craft skills back primordial rank of course i learned the name of the planet. ill tell you its cheesy as fuck its called EDEN haha man the gods have no imagination
Other than learn i gathered all the lizard clans together under my rule {??} wispers-of tyranny
(Asura) GEORGE I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ MY MIND I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO KNOW MY HABIT OF NARRATING
[George] Jeesh sorry -wispers tch bitch
(Asura) IF YOU WERE NOT SO HANDSOME I WOULD HAVE BURNT YOU TO CINDERS SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR ILL MIND RAPE YOU
(George) AH i i im sorry mistress
(Asura) you better be so how is the envoys sent to the elves did they get the alliance
(George) no mistress they poisoned the envoys and gave them one antidote and forced them to pick who got it
(Asura) so who got the antidote
(George) none of them they won't take it they say if 1 brother dies 3 brothers die but they are still alive
(???)Sir the 3 envoys have died they told me to tell mistress that they were sorry for there failure
(Asura) Oho where are the bodies
(???) They died in the medical camp just inside the city
(Asura) okay ill transport there
POOF
(???) Madam Asura what are you doing here
(Asura) where are the 3 dead envoys nurse
(Nurse) just over there we were preparing to burn the bodies
(Asura) no need RESURRECT BOOOOM
You have lost 99999999 health
huf huf huf wow even for me that spell tires me out well im the only one who can survive it
(Envoys x3)What how we died we know for sure we saw the gods
(Asura) oh really how are those weaklings
(Envoy 1) weakling ??? madam with
(Asura) Shut it not even the gods can revive some one do you think i am some mere mortal i have said it multiple times in multiple battles haven't i that Me the Primordial Goddess the strongest being to exist i am the mother of primordial Grandmother of the gods And great grandmother of the demigods
(Envoy 3) really we though you were just crazy
(Asura) no im not now rest we will talk about the elves tomarrow
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Thanks for reading hopfully it is better (yes she killed her parents)