HAHA my 3rd try at making this also i have been think about the Arthur thing and im scraping it sorry :( also MC will not be a bender sorry but there will be gender benders YURI and straight
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Somewhere in another plane of existence (dosn't really sound right) a group of gods are discussing a mortals fate
[DIKE] I DEMAND Her SOUL FOR FAIR PUNISHMENT
[EIRENE] No Dike Attis said he will let me use this soul you have seen the wrong doing on that planet do you not want to stop it i know how to feel you don't want me to use a soul of one you think is unworthy but this soul is strong and she had her reasons i know murder is not something some one should do but we need her
[DIKE] FINE but be warned EIRENE i will be watching her and if she doesn't get the karma needed to move on when she dies then she will not go to hell with Lucifer ill take her myself and you know how i am
[EIRENE]!!! WHAT -wispers i wounder why Lucifer and hades are the gods of the underworld when you would make a way better one
[DIKE]WHAT I DON'T THINK I HEARD YOU WANT TO REPEAT THAT
[Eirene] ah um i said um that um your so merciful and kind to spend your own time to punish souls
[Dike] oh why thank you my dear sister you have no idea how much that means to me
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Unnamed mortal souls pov
Jeesh when are these 2 gonna stop fighting its already been 200 years what are they even fighting about.
[Mortal soul] Excuse me ladies can you please stop fighting its already been 200 years decide how far down in hell im going already i want to hurry up and get tortured and get reborn
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Goddess
[Dike]Oho Eirene you were right usally its impossible for mortal souls to speak with us without permission and on top of that she said it so casual and even about her fate in hell i like her
[Erine]yeah Okay we have decided you will be reborn
[Mortal soul] Whats the catch
[Erine] you will be my champion
[mortal soul] NO i won't go on any Crusades and kill innocents for you damn gods
[DIKE] WATCH YOUR MOVE YOU MORTA--
---mortal soul pov
while the goddess dike was speaking i jabed her in the stomach and she went flying
while she was flying i jump up to her and smack her to the ground
[Mortal] SHUT UP YOU FOOLISH GODS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME IM NOT EVEN MORTAL
[Erine/Dike]!!!!
[Soul] DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DETECT SPIRIT PRESSURE YOU FOOLISH GODS YOU DARE TO EVEN ACT COCKY INFRONT OF A SUPER PRIMORDIAL BEING THE ONLY ONE TO EXIST IN ALL THE MULTIVERESES NOW SHUT UP YOUR JUST LUCKY I GOT BORD WITH THAT SMALL UNIVERSE AND CAME HERE WILLINGLY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU WEAK GODS NOW HURRY UP AND REBIRTH ME BEFORE I GET BORED AND GIVE ME ALL THE BLESSINGS OR ILL BLOW THE UNIVERSE UP BECAUSE IF I CAN'T FIX A PLANET WITH THE BODY I GET REBORN IN I INSTEAD DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
---[Erine/Dike]YES SIR
[Primordial] I AM A WOMAN DON'T CALL ME SIR CALL ME MADAM
[erine/dike] YES MADAM SORRY FOR OUR INSOLENCE PLEASE SPARE US
[PRIMORDIAL]HURRY THE FU
before i even finished the sentence i was reincarnated seeing as how i was conscious i thought i was reborn since you only gain it when your born but it was dark and i only had 1 experience in this
[Primordial]I was born a fucking lizard
You have gained all gods blessings (scary mother fucker)
You have gotten language comprehension
I don't even need that one i know every single language already
seeing the blue bar i guessed this is a video game world
[Primordial] Status
Status WindowName:???Alignment:NeutralLevel:1Class:Warrior,Mage,Necromancer,SummonerRace:Lizard WomanGender:FemaleTitlesPrimordialFame:0Infamy:0-Health:∞Health Regen:∞ / SecMana:∞Mana Regen:∞ / SecStamina:∞Stamina Regen:∞ / Sec-Strenght:5Agility:5Vitality:∞Intelligence:∞Wisdom:∞Leadership:5000Luck:∞-Attack:5Defense:∞Physical ResistancesSlashing:1000 (Only Mythical level weapons can scratch her)Piercing:1000 Only Mythical level weapons can Poke a tiny hole in her skinCrushing:∞ (Sadly her bones are to strong)Elemental ResistancesFire:∞Water:∞Wind:∞Earth:∞Light:∞Darkness:100
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Hm my strength is to low i wont be able to leave a dent in the shell without magic
EARTH GANTLET ah crack you lost 20 HP haha not even strong enough to lift earth gantlet oh well but damn cracked the wrong spot of the shell hmm what spell should i use at thats it just make a pistol with my imagination magic witch is a cheat magic (haha even though my entire life is a cheat IMAGE CREATE poof out of nowhere a ak47 (not out of nowhere it came from your head) with a full clip pop infront of me
Hmm anycase this is a womb ill use my Analise magic Ding
Haha god of wisdom here telling you not to have that tech
oh you think you can tell me what to do huh ill kill you
ahahaha i was just joking you know what as a sorry ill give you info your body isn't even formed yet and this is all your imagination that why you have 5 strength and your name is going to be Asura SwiftBlade have fun
verry well young goddess of wisdom i forgive you for know i will practice my magic till my body is formed
Ah now that i think about it i crated a ak47 not a pistol to a silly me