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Another story of travel between worlds?!
Prologue.
*In a plaza of some unknown town*
[This may not be happening! How I ended up in this way? I cannot recall anything!]
‘’God-sama? Are you there? Answer me! Come on, I need your help! Hurry Up! Ahhhhhh!’’ (MC)
[Shouting of the townsfolk] - ¡KRIAUDEA, UYERATD UARYAND HADSY! ¡TRADK!
(Hang him, don’t let him to be alive! Burn him!)
‘’SOMEONE TELL ME, WHY I AM IN THE GALLOWS! ALL OF YOU THINK THIS IS A MEDIEVAL PUBLIC EXECUTION! DAMN IT YOU ALL! AND WHAT ARE SAYING, I CAN´T UNDERSTAND A SHIT!’’ (MC)
---- For a better understanding of this history, we have to go back in time… a little---
*In some place of the earth*
‘’Ahhh I´m so boreeeeeed, how fun it would be to travel to a fantasy world, filled of pretty girls and to be able to make an awesome harem, save the world after that. I fill all the requirement, right?... I think I've seen too much anime today’’ (MC)
--- But the truth it’s sad, actually, I am another jobless and antisocial guy in this big world, something they call a NINI (NI trabaja Ni estudia), if someone ask me how I ended this way, I don’t know how to answer it exactly, but i have the idea how all started ….
Some time ago, my last and only family, my grandfather, died from a long-term illness. before that time, I was the only grandson that he had, that’s why he cares so much about me, like a son. I think here is the point when all started to fall apart, when my grandfather dies, I went into a terrible depression stage, so much that I felt I couldn't do anything to stay alive, I had not courage to move forward and live by myself, I was alone and today I’m still alone, but that’s the past, now I am used to live an easy and effortless life. Is hard to change at this point and I still continue without making a try, the lucky me was living from a little money that my grandfather leaves it to me, but at some point, it will end...
‘’I know that, but even so, it’s so hard to make an effort, someone couldn’t invent some way to do an effort easier?’’ (MC)
While I was lost in my thoughts, a noise was heard at the entrance of the house. Ans yes, I live alone in a big house… You may be wondering, why I don’t sell the house or Do not put it in rental and live from the income? Because this house is completely separated from the civilization! in a deplorable state and too old for sell it, no one want to buy it, nor as a relic they want it. But not everything is bad news, I have internet through satellite signal! I know, that costs a lot of money … but I will never leave you, my dear and only friend internet, without you, I cannot live another day! Ehem… returning to the subject… in the moment I hear the noise, the first thing that come to my mind was a robber… A thief?! It cannot be! We are kilometers from the next town, because of it, the house uses an energy plant, … By the way an old one plant… No one want to rob a house that is so far away! A ghost maybe? No, no, no, ghost don’t have physical body, they don’t make any sound while walking! Right?
*A little time after, when I cannot hear any sound,
At that moment, it can be seen a shadow in the corridor, that’s scary!
I will peek out without doing any sound, while I’m at that, I can see a person… with long black hair? Who´s that? *By logic, the most likely it has to be a robber*
yea no ghost… ufff… *sigh*.
I am safe, Ha! poor idiot! Good luck finding something of value to steal! If there were one, I would have sold it asap!
In that moment, like a beam, something appeared in my mind, the laptop that I left in my room when I was watching anime! (I am in the corridor right now), but more important, MY SACRED EROGE’S!!! dammit I have to do something fast, is the only pleasure I had in this life, it cannot be lost!
I am really mad right now, due to the danger I have to face, (yea, if someone steal your porn you get really mad), hurried, i do some really crazy moves, like a ninja movie, movements out of my daily routine …
That’s was a mistake…
all in front on me it become blurry, and I felt a blow in my head, but no one is here beside me, in that moment I see myself in the floor, like a doll, afterwards i felt a strong pain in my chest, really strong, it doesn’t let me breathe, I cannot breathe! I'm convulsing? I can see parts of my body trembling, cannot fell my extremities, what’s happen? Thinking about it, when was the last time I do some kind of workout? The last week I went to the yard… but it was to obtain a better internet signal… also I have to recognize that my diet it’s not a really good one… and really do not walk too much, always ask for someone that can bring me the things needed for a month, HA! FUCK YOU EFFORT LIFE!
Thinking about it again… if I had the desire to live an easy life watching anime all day, and do nothing more, at least I should do some workout… no one have to be a doctor to know this is a heart attack, right?
Heart attack… Ahhh so pathetic… a heart attack being so young… this cannot end like that! I have to call for help! Hey mister thief?! Are you there?! I need your help, please! Come on! Can you call an ambulance please?! Dammit! I remember this house don’t have a phone! At the time when the ambulance arrives here, I will be full of flies!
This moment is so long, my head is full of stupid and unnecessary thoughts, can’t hear my voice…
That’s had to be the reason why the thief cannot hear me, this sucks, I know it … I’m going to die… alone… like a dog… I don’t want to die… really don’t want to die yet… if I had known, that I was going to die, I would have liked to finish my last eroge… it was really good… really good… goo…g….
Everything is black, I can’t see nothing.
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Wait a moment, I am still alive? It was a dream? It can’t be! I am 100% sure that I really died, don't remember to had received any help, it has to be… yea… I discovered an occult power in my body that give me immortality! incredible!!! Now i have to use this chance to…
What´s this luxurious place? Where I am? Everything is flashy, and looks like gold… wait a moment... this is gold?!
Don’t tell me… THIS IS AWESOME! SO, AWESOME, is even better than immortality! this Is another world, right? I believed it only that happens in anime! It cannot be true or yes? well, that’s was expected, it cannot be, that only unpleasant things happen to me, right? Really… Now I just have to wait for the beautiful goddess-sama, to give me some amazing god-like power, so crazy that ir can crush any logic in the world and put me in a privileged position in the society as a hero and savior of the world! Hurray! Hurray!
‘’Hey you, yeah, yourself’’ (?)
Ehh? Is with me? Someone is calling me, where are you?
“I am here upstairs, you’re just one step away from falling to the hell, you should hurry and climb the stairs, if you don’t want to suffer an eternity in hell, the heavens doors cannot be open all the time, if they could, all the people could enter the heavens’’ (?)
The Hell?!!! Oh, that’s true, there are some stairs, I should follow the voice for now…
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In the moment when I reach the place where the voice comes, I find someone that’s looks like a human… gazing in a little hand-mirror, in a luxurious chair made of gold, how to say it… despite being sitting, can see it, he has a great body, with good stature, a shiny dark hair, long to the shoulders, a face that has its own brightness and a gaze with superiority looking down on me, as if I had no value for him, if I had to describe him, I say only one word, handsome… a good-looking guy without doubt, a ikkemen*, it’s not like that! I don’t have those tastes! I am really a normal guy! you can hear me!!! But is so hard to not keep looking at him…
‘’But… WAIT A MOMENT… where is my beautiful goddess?! Don't tell me that you are …!!!! (MC)
“Eh? What are you talking about, don’t say stupid things... by the way, Welcome boy! I am ***** the great god of beauty, you cannot find a best one in all the universe! and yes, I am the one who called you here!!! The Great ME!!!’’ (God)
Wait a momeeeeeeeent!!!! It is not supposed it had to be a goddess of beauty? A GODDESS not a god, a goddess!!! Dammit! What bunch of crap its written in books and novels! I demand my money back! Also, I couldn’t hear his name, cannot understand it, how I am supposed to call him now, hope he don’t get angry because I don’t know his name. For now, I’m going to call him god-sama.
‘’ Well, god-sama... It’s an honor to be here, my name is Tsumaki and as you can see I am a human from the earth-------‘’ (Tsumaki)
“Of course I know it! Who do you think that called you here! Seriously, those human´s don’t know their place, you don’t have to say a thing!’’ (God-sama)
I was wrong in calling him god-sama…. from now on, I going to call him god! Without honorific! At least in my mind …
“Now, let´s begin, I don’t want to waste time in this”
Begin what? What´s he is talking about? Supposedly he has to tell me about my mission and powers I will receive, right?
‘’Eh… well… God-sama… you called me here… to send me to another world to save it from some crazy dude king demon, right?’’ (Tsumaki)
“You… you are more stupid that I was thinking, why do you believe I summoned a useless human without an especial trait like you, to save the world? A world that you know nothing! You couldn’t save your own life and now are you saying something like save the world!!! I can’t believe it! How far the human stupidity can get? Know some shame, human’’ (God)
Ahhh… this is all, I am going to explode, from now on I will call him trash, trash-god, at least in my mind… but what he says has some true...
“God-sama, then why do you called me to this place?” (Tsumaki)
“…. So annoying… well, it can’t be helped, your race doesn’t have so much brains, it’s not your fault, I will explain it just one time for you…” (Trash-god)
I have the feeling this will take a long time…
“I am the great god of beauty! The greatest god of all time! like you have heard, I have the power to create new worlds and life forms as I pleased, I am fabulous! Well, that’s not so easy at all, we, the gods, have a lot of rules – a lot of useless rules- one of those rules is… how to say it… in the moment I create a new world, I have the mission of observe and care about it, until their last moment, something like look after a little puppy. The last world that I created… it’s not my best work at all, really… It is soooooo boooring, more as you are thinking. Me, the great god of beauty. Cannot leave my world to be so boring and insipid, but they don’t want to advance neither work hard to improve, less make war or conquer other worlds, and things like that, so boring……
But the great me, thought about something amazing, I just have to destroy it and make a new fabulous world like me! But noooo! Another useless rule! We can’t directly destroy a world that we created! Can you believe it?! Who make those rules? And we can only have one world at the same time… ahhh the other gods, sure they are having fun with their own worlds... why me GOD!!!! Oh, true, I am god. But I not going to surrender, afterwards I thought to go and talk with my fellow gods and ask them how I can destroy it.
They have the solution! I just have to create a demon lord to destroy the world and rebuild a new one, it seems I´m not the only god who’s happening something like that, that’s a relief.
It’s a new fashion these days, make demon lords to watch funny things in a world, well… the real problem begins here… the world I created, is resisting to be destroyed!!! Always that i sent a demon lord, the world himself makes a new hero of nowhere to protect it! I tried even sending more than 100 demon lords at the same time, sure it’s going to work, was thinking, but no, that world make a super duper ultra-hero that kills them all in an instant, just how can it be possible? Well it’s the world that the great and perfect me made, so it has to be more or less great as me, aside that, I was in despair! How can I destroy it, if that world has some ridiculous autoprotective system, but…? I don’t remember making it, right?
Thinking about it, if I can't destroy it with something that I create, then I just have to bring here something from another world! Yeah that’s the answer, I am really a genius! ---“ (Trash-god)
Ah… I am getting tired from listening a lot of absurd things that gods can do… (Tsumaki)
“--- are you asking about what’s the difference between do it and bring it here? It’s a simple matter, I don’t know how that defense system works, but it recognizes my powers in anything i do and block it instantly, sure thing… then I just have to bring here another creation of some random god, and trick the defense system to wreck it down hahahahaha! YES! But it seems to do something like that is illegal…FUCK THAT! I am desperate enough to require some drastic measures. I´m not going to spend more time with that ugly, boring and irritating world.
Now, I was thinking, where I can find some stup…. I mean, someone that can help me in my plan... Then, a goddess appeared and come to my home to greet, a good friend, konoe-chan, and as if she could read my mind she says;
“What’s happen if you send some useless hikikomori to save a world?” (Konoe)
I thought, obviously that world it’s going to get destroyed, how can a useless life form do something like save a world, just in fairy tales happens things like that, they are really, really, really useless!
EXACTLY! * she says…
Ohhh I see your point… if they can let that worlds get destroyed without effort, then destroy it is an easy task for them… in that moment she proposed to do a deal with me…
“Sure I can provide you with my best useless hikikomori´s from my world to help you in your predicament” (Konoe) -----
That not make sense at all! There must be a lot more ways to destroy a world, that you don’t know! and it sounds very suspicious, it seems like she wants to deceive him to get rid of the scum from her world! But he does not notice it? How can this god be that stupid? All the gods are like this? Where my prays and illusions go?! I am tired, want to go home… (Tsumaki)
“And then she gave me to choose. You were selected by luck, I can’t waste my time reading some profiles of useless humans, be happy about it.” (Trash god)
Ends this suffering, I can't believe the irony of the life!
“Your mission is to go and destroy my world and their annoying defense system” (Trash-god)
Ahhh— I really want to punch him that handsome face of god… I don't care anymore let's finish this!
“I understand now god-sama, I have to accomplish that task to return to my previous world, right? I will have some help? I think Destroying a world is not that easy… what kind of special power I will have?” (Tsumaki)
“Well… about that… I can give you amazing powers, out of your imagination, darks powers that can destroy the sun with a finger! Because I am the greatest god out there! HAHAHHA! Eheeemm…. But to say the truth----” (Trash-god)
“Ehhhhh?!!!! Dark Powers?!!) (Tsumaki) ---- ups I let it go.
“Silence! Don’t interrupt me, human trash! Yes, a dark power evil and cursed one, what were you waiting for? how do you think you can destroy everything? A light or elemental attribute to do something evil? How naive! those are elements for creation and can’t destroy efficiently. I have to give you a dark one, if I want a better result… but I cannot give one to you, right now… because the world defense system will detect it, and, or you will turn crazy resulting in you self-destroy in a instant, what a waste of precious time and effort to bring you here, that would be. That’s why I going to send you just as you are, right now.” (Trash-god)
This is absurd!!! Really do you think I will go naked to an impossible feat with hope to win it? I should have let me fall to the hell instead this… I’m sure is a better place than this… relax… relax…
“ B-but Tra---, God-sama, I don’t think can do a fine job as how I am, I will be just an ordinary citizen, a npc that all people will ignore and don’t read their dialogues” (Tsumaki)
“Worry not! Everything have a solution, for you to use dark powers, need to raise your level, harden your soul and heart, then you’ll be able to endure the pressure of this amazing prohibited powers, in that moment I will give them to you, bit by bit.” (Trash-God)
“Ohhh finally I hear some interesting thing, that is to say, I have to hunt monster and make quest in order to level up and be strong! Just like a RPG game! That’s sounds exciting” (Tsumaki)
“Ahhh… Sigh*, really, don’t know if I chose wrong or not… Why do you think that way! Are you an adventurer or some hero? Why do you going to kill the monsters that want to destroy the world… if I want you to destroy the world to! Were you listening to me before? Or your head can’t process the information’s very well… For you to level up, and use dark powers, you need to do a lot of misdeeds! Acts that turn your heart into stone and cold like the ice! Just then can you use dark powers, by the way, the heroes do kill monsters and rescue towns for level up, anyway, get ready for travel, this is tiring.” (Trash-God)
This cannot be happening to me! I have to kill people? Steal towns? Do bad things for level up and be strong? I have to do those things for returning to my previous life? This has to be a joke; I cannot live after that! How can I carry a normal life after that, I will be another cruel person in the world!? I was thinking in destroy that world without caring about it with a great power. just like... bang! easy! But kill people with my own hands…. I will not let it happen! I’ll go to that world and will live an honest and respectful life! Full of good deeds, I can’t let that god to accomplish its plan!
“By the way, I forgot to mention it, but I will give you an amount of time, if you don’t accomplish your task in that time, I will make you suffer the most terrible and painful punishment that you can ever think! For wasting my precious time, you will wish your death so much at that time HAHAHHAA! Now you know it, have a nice trip, my agent! That the dark side be with you Muahahahha!” (Trash-God)
You are not a god! you are a Devil! Wha---
*Some gates open on the floor*
NOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUU TRASH GOOODDDD!!!!!!
*And then is this the beginning of this absurd tale*