CHAPTER 1

Always be clear, specific and detailed with the things you ask for.

How I ended in this situation, what part of this history I missed that can’t understand what is happening right now, there is an angry mob demanding what it seems to be ... my execution?! ...WHY?! I am tied to gallows around the neck without knowing why, and as final point, I do not understand what they are saying at all! Dammit angry mob!

I will establish a record for take less than five minutes alive as a reincarnated person?

And to top of that the Trash-God does not answer my call! I'm alone in this ... as always ...

“ahh? What the…” (Tsumaki)        

Just then, without any delay, occurred the encounter that would change the course of my story, like a lightning that illuminates the sky in seconds, that way she came at me, cutting the rope th tied my neck in an instant, suddenly dropping me down to the floor, having only time to turn and see what has just happened. she was there, the person who has saved me from that cruel and unfair destiny, a girl wearing a armor… with long blond hair, almost gold that could be confused with dyed gold threads, a clear skin without a single imperfection, eyes equally or more golden than the color of his hair, wearing a silver armor reflecting an air of gentleness and strength, that any warrior or knight of my world would envy, without losing more time, that girl opens her lips ready to speak to the furious crowd lying at our feet, under the execution stage.

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"You lot! Don’t know shame?! Trying to execute a person who claims don’t know a thing about what’s happening! You all Make me sick, people who belong to the same race as I am, behave as animals or worse like barbarians!" (female Knight)

She seemed to be reproaching at the angry mob what is happening right now.  At the time when she finished his sentence, the crowd start to making noises with tones full of anger and disgust, I cannot understand what you all are answering to her, like I say before, I don’t understand words or language they are using, but only one thing is sure, she has saved me my life...

"If it's true what you lot say and claim, I demand a proof of the fact! A fair trial properly made, if you lot are not willing to do this, then all of you come and try to pass through me and my sword that brings jus-ti..ce .... "(Female knight) ----- falling down to the ground ...

Ah? What happened? just a moment ago it seems she went to draw out his sword again ... but all of sudden, out of nowhere, she fainted and fell on the ground, what happened? where remained all that strength that she emanated a little while ago! Hey you cannot sleep at this critical moment! eh I’m not yet freed from the ropes in my hands! Hey wake up! The angry mob approaches! Wake up!

And this is how my hope vanish to survive my first day in this cruelty world ... evil world ... right back to the gallows, well at least I’m not alone in my death this time ...

" I’m Really sorry, really sorry, instead of helping you and bring justice, all that was brought is more problems and make two of us, be the people who are about to die on the gallows ... really .... Sorry ... "(female knight)

Relax, nothing happens, I was ready to leave this world, it was enough to prolong a few minutes longer than necessary, thank you, it is not your fault to go and try to save someone… being in such a delicate state ... as lack of food ... It can happen to anyone... AS IF I WOULD SAY THAT!!!!

" Who in their right mind is going to try to save someone and then ends up in the same situation or worse than the person who come to rescue! At top of that, now the crowd looks angrier than before! I do not believe they will be happy with just killing us! Do you see that rage reflected in their faces ... what's the thing in their mouths? Foam?!!!"(Tsumaki)

"I am sorry…. I did not think ... "(female Knight)

" Enough! No more excuses, you're a little cute and that makes me feel a bit guilty, saying it right … soo pretty cute ... – but leaving that aside, we must think a way to get out of this, if we want to count the days we have left with our fingers “(Tsumaki)

Just a moment ago I had resigned myself to accept my fate but the situation has changed, I do not think they want to just kill us ... well also I’m not alone this time…

Come on Tsumaki think, think, how I can escape unharmed ... What have served years of reading information and watch useless tv programs for so long?! ... What I learned uh ... think ... execution... why? I don’t know… but it seems no one are going to help us… cut the rope again? No, that won’t work, I don’t have a knife and also have the hands tied… run like the wind? Like hell that would work with this rope in my neck! it would only be a suicide! Think… gallows… let’s see, a pitchfork composed of three stakes connected to each, this is my first time seeing it in real life. but wait a moment! Is that a nailed wood? The joints of the posts are noticed! How long they do not perform an execution in this town? But I have an idea ... If we do it at the right time, it can work! Before, I was alone, but right now I have a death comrade! this could work!

"Hey knight, I need you to hear me! and fast "(Tsumaki)

" You need to go to the bathroom before we die? Don't worry, if you say it, I am sure they will understand and let you go as a last wish " (female knight)

" No, something better, I have a plan to get out of this, but I cannot do it without your help, I need that when I count to three, you kick a sideward with all your strength, I know you must be weak from not eating , but I promise you I will invite you to eat something delicious if we get out of this, but you have to do it at perfect timing and do it at the same time with me or it will not have the same impact force, and we couldnt get it, do you understand me? " (Tsumaki)

" Yes! understood, I'll kick with all my strength to the count of 3!" (female knight)

Fine, we cannot fail, I knew it! always happens at the last moment, the right man devises a plan and gives results to be saved miraculously!

"Ouch they are already throwing us objects, we must hurry! Start, to the count of one! Two! Trsh ---- Blerg! (Tsumaki)

AHHH I left the laptop turned on in the house and connected while watching my favorite series, I leave also the tap from the sink open? I don’t Remember ... cannot waste so much unnecessary energy and water ... I must hurry and ...

Eh! What happened? I am lying on the road next to a wall? I see all fuzzy, it hurts me the whole body!  feel like I've been run over by a truck and then driven reverse right over me and over and over again ... it's not like that happened to me before, but it sure must feel like this... I think i have at least three broken ribs ... it hurts! Dammit, the only time in my life that I cracked a bone, was when trying to do a somersault like the dancers of break dance, I injured my arm where I rested and never wanted to know about any pirouettes in my life ... but this ... feels thousand times more painful than that, i want to go home ... i want to go home and mourn with all my strength ...

Wait a moment! I remember now! I was hanging a moment ago, devising a way to escape with... her .... The Female knight! That Bitch! WHERE IS SHE?! THERE SHE IS! SHE COME TO WHERE I AM!.

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"Are you okay?! (female knight)

"YOU! Of course… I’m not okay! You don’t see me lying like a rag full of wounds! I told you kick to the side, to the support of the gallows! I do not tell you to whip me with all your strength! You sent me flying across the square, is a miracle to even be alive! I was lucky enough that the gallows seems to be poorly constructed and was disarmed by the impact force before It dislocate my neck! I really saw my full life pass before my eyes for a second time in the day! And what’s happens with that ridiculous strength! It makes no sense; at most you could have pushed me up the stairs of the stage! But to the other side of the pla- cough, cough! Damn! This hurts!!! Who knows how many broken bones i have!!! Ahhh I have no strength to go on and tell you how ridiculous all this is."(Tsumaki)

“I am sorry! Really sorry, but you told me to kick with all my strength ... sideway ... you haven’t told me what side to kick... then I observe, that you planned to kick to the right, so I decided to kick on the right too, and well .... On the right, you were there ... I thought your tastes were those, be mistreated and was your last wish... how they called that. AH! You were a Masoch--- " (female knight)

" Stop it! No, I'm not what you're thinking! You have some reason... I should give you more details, but we were in a hurry and I did not think you were so ... sigh *.  fine, although I'm all shattered, the important thing is that we escaped from that position, now we just need to flee before the angry mob approach again ... but in this condition, don’t think I can even walk right ... it’s really a miracle that I’m still alive, conscious and talking …"(Tsumaki)

" Come, I can carry you and treat your wounds later, I have confidence I can run at high speed, they cannot catch us" (Female Knight)

With that strength, no doubt you’ll be able to run faster than a sport car, this girl knight .... she is not normal. i have no strength left and my whole-body hurts ... I think I should just shut the eyes and rest for a while. yes ... just a while

THE EXECUTION!!!!------ eh….

Where I am? Are those... trees? Again, an unknown place… Ahh ... well It did not matter anymore, i don’t have to worry because I have no place to go or someone waiting for me

"Are you awake, how are you? How are your wounds? " (Female Knight)

Oh, sure! my wounds, and ... it doesn’t hurts anymore, almost feel like new, like fresh from the womb! How is it possible ...  process too many strange things in one day, my brain is going to explode....

"I feel better thank you very much, excuse me, but what happened next? Say... after you broke every of my bones ... and we managed to... escape... "(Tsumaki)

Oh, every time I remember that, my blood boils of anger! I will Do not forget it, though we have been saved!

" Ahem…. Well after we managed to escape, i took you out of the town at full speed, we lost track from the villagers and now we are in the place where I am staying at, by the way, my name is ***** "(Female Knight)

Place where you are staying at? This is a forest! There is nothing! Just a campfire with ... a couple of branches and leaves as a bed and a few more put together as roof too! This gives me a bad feeling …

"Sorry could you repeat your name ... couldn’t hear it well, by the way, it’s a pleasure my name is Tsumaki Ronzjer, my grandgrandgrangrand-father was a foreigner from a faraway place, hence the unusual last name" (Tsumaki)

" Oh right, I forgot that, you can call me Clayren, just Clayren, what a weird name you got there… smile* and I'm sorry, but I don’t have a lot to offer you, as you see, i dont walk in a very good condition either, I was waiting for you to wake up, then i could go hunt something to eat, if we're lucky, we can eat something to spend the day " (Clayren)

EH ... she said hunt something to eat? If we're lucky? I never imagined this adventure will start at nightmare mode *!

"Okay ... Clayren ... don’t worry about me and sorry that I cannot help you in anything right now..." (Tsumaki)

"Don’t worry, just concentrate on recover, I’ll be back before nightfall and tell you everything you need to know, okay?" (Clayren)

"Okay ... have a nice trip ..." (Tsumaki)

I am perhaps... a housewife! Pfft I must find a way to get out and search for a more efficient way to live in this unknown world ... "Damn you Trash-god"

"You called me, sashimi guy?" (Trash-god)

" Hey! God-sama! Where are you! I thought I was not going to be able to communicate with you! What happened, why I ended in that strange event! And is not Sashimi its TSUMAKI, TSUMAKI! "(Tsumaki)

" I don’t care what your name is, you just have to know, that I am communicating with you through your mind, I established a connection to verify your progress in the mission entrusted to you, definitely I cannot let a hikikomori do things his way or he never going to finish the task! And about how you ended up in that situation ... well ... as you know, the time between the world below and where I live its totally different, because time is not important to us the immortals, you could say that in that world ... has passed about two weeks since you died in your world. "(Trash-god)

"Two weeks! Wow my original body must be already decomposed in the corridor of my house if no one has found me yet! but that does not explain how I ended up in that situation! "(Tsumaki)

" Silence, I’ll go to that point, when we had the conversation, thought I could seize that moment to advance the mission and send your new body created in automatic mode to my world to prepare all before you came in it, I say body in automatic mode, but it really is you, a little part of you that are not aware of it and acts on instincts and orders, almost like a zombie, a useless zombie I must say, whatever, I send your body beforehand to commit crimes and to be a little more prepared to receive the dark powers, that I will give you in the future, but all that was in vain! I cannot believe it! Your body devoted only to drop their pants and show your .... well you know ... to all the villagers who crossed his path! You only did that for two weeks! Two full weeks doing that! And to steal, only he was stealing food like a common thief trashy! You do not steal anything that had a high value that could put you in the process to become a great villain, just a big pervert! I don’t want to know what you really carry within your soul... "(Trash-god)

" WHAT! LIES! That cannot be true, although I am somewhat useless, hopeless, lazy, a little perv ... well I would never do something like you mentioned to a lady! Less in public! although I do not see that as a reason for the villagers to want my death ... something it’s fishy here, by the way if you could contact me, why you not did it before, when I was pleading for your help, God-sama? (Tsumaki)

" I tried that, little Mukisa, but something was interfering with the connection, and until now is that can I restore it, which seems too strange since cannot even imagine the cause, of such interference. We gods are perfect in all we do! "(Trash-god)

Is not Mukisa! It is TSUMAKI, TSUMAKI!!!

" Also when tried to communicate -shouting and begging for my life- I did not understand a word of what they said, the people of this world, I was not supposed to come into this world with the ability to communicate with his habitants?" (Tsumaki)

" I never mentioned it, but listen well and pay attention, you sure have seen in stories of your world, that the gods destroy peoples and nations by reason like its technological advances causing the wrath of us, the gods, for their greed and relentless pursuit of knowledge, by the way I must say my world does not possess a thing of that-... ALL OF THAT STORIES ARE PURE SHIT! How will this be possible? if ourselves give them the ability to think and create small things, differentiating them from animals? Also, one of the main reasons for us, perfect beings to spend our eternity creating worlds one after another is to compete among us! To see which is the best of all worlds, who possesses science and advanced technology, one that has the ability to invade other worlds of gods! Where they made a system developed in pursuit of perfection, the perfection we have! the gods! attempts in vain, since they'll never make it LOL, is where intervenes another useless rule ... I keep wondering who created all those rules – it says; we cannot intervene with the technology in development, of the life form that we create, if it were possible to do so, many gods would copy the good technology and advances from other worlds to apply them in their own and then boast of their marvelous artificial worlds! HA! That cannot affect me in my current situation! In short, a language is a form of technological progress created by a species. I could give it to you, if you were created by me... but we cannot grab that technology and implement it in other forms of life created by other gods, capisci? "(Trash -god)

"U-understood ... I never thought of it that way, but then god-sama, how I can understand what you're saying?" (Tsumaki)

" A useless question you've done to me! We are Gods! perfect beings! And we do things in different ways unlike everything else, if we want to communicate with someone, no matter what language you speak or mime or any useless thing, you'll understand us and we can understand you, another stupid question? You are really useless …at least your zombie version doesn’t make so much questions... (Trash-god)

You say perfect gods… but governed by a lot of rules ... oh gods ...

"Nearly forgot that I must warn you ... if what I think is true... the successful of this mission and the opportunity to enjoy a great entertainment and pleasure creating a new world. It’s in danger ... it is very important that you ……. must consider that…. .... You ... "(Trash-god) ---- interference sounds*

God-sama? Are you there? TRASH GOD! Are you there? What do you wanted to say?! TRASH GOD! What was that important I have to know! Damn! he went again and left me without knowing what he had to say!

It may be that .... I do not think so... but if I'm not mistaken, I will be in a really serious pinch ...