"Hello. My name is JAV-Man. Nice to meet you, Anon."
Anon could only stagger at this, "H-how do you know my name?"
The Old Man, JAV-Man, let out a laugh.
"I know everything," He said simply, before turning away and exposing his back radiating pure charisma. Before Anon could say anything, he continued,
"For I come from the future."
Anon reached out, exclaiming, "JAV-MAN-SAN, DOIU IMI DESU KA?!"
JAV-Man only let out a laugh, and instead of replying, snapped his fingers.
Suddenly, with that motion, he, along with the woman, were gone. They left Anon to stare at the spot where they had left with his eyes widened and his mouth agape, like a light novel protagonist who had stumbled into a pair of panties...
***
In the end, who was JAV-Producer-San, and nande the fuck did he appear so suddenly?
Anon wasn't sure. And he wasn't sure he would ever learn, as life resumed as normal, until one day, the Sakura1 blossoms began to blow, signalling the dawn of Spring - the new year. At this time, Anon had just finished his third year of high school. Retiring his KOKOSEI SEIFUKU(2), he adopted a new set of clothing instead: The suit of a
In the end, who was JAV-Producer-San, and nande the fuck did he appear so suddenly?
Anon wasn't sure. And he wasn't sure he would ever learn, as life resumed as normal, until one day, the Sakura1 blossoms began to blow, signalling the dawn of Spring - the new year. At this time, Anon had just finished his third year of high school. Retiring his KOKOSEI SEIFUKU(2), he adopted a new set of clothing instead: The suit of a buisnessman.
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Indeed, Anon had entered the world of work.
Originally, he never intended to become a contributing member of society. He wanted to be a NEET, as did all Japanese -by the way this story is set in Japan now :^)-, but he no longer had the ability to live off his parents, as for some reason they mysteriously disappeared. Additionally, through some bullshit on the level of claiming the Earth to be a globe, Anon had had the charges for destroying the wall pushed onto him, even though JAV-Man was the perpetrator. As such, he had to begin his new life as a wageslave as soon as possible.
"So I lose my soul in three days, huh..."
He murmured aloud, as he rested on the bed of his apartment room.
Anon was very clear on the evils of the Japanese workforce. Those who worked in it could only suffer. The only good ending he could possibly achieve was dying during overwork. There were no other hopeful outcomes.
"But even so, before I lose my humanity, I would've liked to have..."
He pressed his hand against his chest, and whispered the conclusion to his sentence:
"A waifu..."
He shook his head, "But if I enter the Japanese workforce, then I'll definitely lose all my capabilities for love for another person."
Coming to this realization, Anon couldn't help but become teary-eyed. He rubbed his eyelids as he realized he was sobbing, and tried to come to a resolute state of mind. He wished that he would be able to accept his fate, but... found that he couldn't.
His mind still lingered with denial.
For a while, the youth-turned-manchild was only in whimpering silence, until suddenly, he saw his window burst open. The glass went everywhere, barely grazing his foot and creating a thin line of red across his skin, but he couldn't be bothered to give a shit as the figure that broke open his window landed upon him. He could only see what they looked like for a moment, before the figure's giant-as-my-love-for-the-lord-and-savior pair of oppai(2) stuffed themselves in his face and threatened to choke him to death.
"Mpfh, mpfh, mpfh!"
He struggled against the tits, but couldn't get them off his face. Thankfully(?) the figure who's breasts had landed onto him departed from his face, and gave him room to breathe.
"Ah, are you ok?"
Anon let out a nod in reply and began to look at the girl's whos balloons were just ballooning him a few seconds prior. But as he saw her face, an innate sense of repulsion appeared in him, as he realized something:
This girl...
She was 2D!