"蒸汽与机械的浪潮中，谁能触及非凡？历史和黑暗的迷雾里 (ENGLISH NOTE FOR BAKA GAIJIN: ONII-CHAN, OHAYOU GOZAIMASU, WATASHI GA SUKI ONII-CHAN DAYO! SUKI SUKI!!!! ) 

As Anon came to consciousness, he heard great high-pitched wails reverberate across his mind. They endlessly bounced around the bounds of his head, as ear-piercing as the moaning sounds in a sodomy chamber of six million video game journalists masturbating to The Last of Us: II. Against the screeching-like sounds formed by what seemed to be a harpy from Greek myths, Anon was first confused, before he let out a groan.  

"Did I leave autoplay on again?!" 

Pressing his hands on his head, he threw off the item which he hadn't noticed was laying on his hair until now: His headset. As he did so, the sounds of the endlessly repeating degeneracy left his ears. He let out a sound of relief for the briefest moment, before that was sharply interrupted. 

Crack! 

As a cracking sound entered his ears. 

Wordlessly, he turned his gaze towards the direction of where the noise came from. Even before he saw what caused it, he knew what happened: He had probably broken his headset. 

But what he saw after that was even more surprising. 

A pair of panties! 

Anon had thrown his headset with such strength that he had broken his apartment's walls, exposing a pair of white panties.  

For a few seconds, he stared at the milky undergarments, before coming to a realization: He didn't really give a shit. 

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He frowned, unable to help but lampoon at his situation. Wasn't he supposed to be blushing at this? But contrary to what one would expect to see in an anime (TL Note: Japanese cartoon for you baka gaijins :^)) he felt nothing. 

He shook his head, before murmuring to himself disappointedly, "I guess real life is different." 

As he came to this conclusion, he came to a sudden period of calm. If he was a cultivator, he would've defied the heavens and refined 10000 jade-skinned beauties' virginities by now. However, in the middle of his reaching the apex, he was interrupted as he heard a yelp from the other side of the broken wall. Glancing over, he saw that the panties had disappeared, and reflecting them was a face. 

Anon let out a gasp, as he felt his heart beat in a way he had never expected it would. As he backed away, his eyes  were widened with shock and unbelievability. What he was gazing at... 

Was the face of a balding old man! 

"Hello," The Old Man greeted with a smile, "How are you doing?"

Anon placed his hand on his forehead, covering his confused expression as he questioned, "Wh-who did the panties belong to...?"

The Old Man let out a manly laugh before answering in a boisterous voice, "A... "co-worker" of mine. We're in the middle of work."

He winked at the last part.

Anon still didn't understand, "B-but, the panties....?"

The Old Man let out a teasing smile, "Didn't you not care about the panties before?"

 Anon shook his head, "That's different! What I'm concerned about isn't the girl behind the panties, but the fact that an old man could've been wearing panties previously!"

The Old Man smirked, "You don't have to worry about that. For the Panties..."

He paused, before smashing his fist into the wall. As he did so, the barrier broke apart, creating dust that filled the room. Anon began to cough with his eyes closed. When the dust settled, he found that the Old Man was near buck naked. Thank god that there was a roughly nine-inch censorship mosaic located near their crotch area. 

But what was even more important was that the Old Man was pointing to his right.

"...are being worn by this Lass."

The Lass he was referring to was a woman in full nude, like the man, who also had censorship on her private areas. She waved at Anon, before hugging the Old Man by her side.

Anon looked back at the Old Man, just for the latter to say,

"Hello. My name is JAV-Man. Nice to meet you, Anon."

Anon could only stagger at this, "H-how do you know my name?"

The Old Man, JAV-Man, let out a laugh.

"I know everything," He said simply, before turning away and exposing his back radiating pure charisma. Before Anon could say anything, he continued,

"For I come from the future."