CHAPTER FIFTEEN—BREAKING!

The glow of the holo-net pulsed and lit the dark room as some unseen figure stared at the projection as if he were a corpse, or perhaps a zombie.

Or just a brain dead citizen.

Holy fuckin’ hells—excuse my language—but we here at Life City News have some breaking ifnormaaaation for you!

Maaaax and Staaax have done it again!

IN ONE DAY!

That’s twice innnn onnnne day!

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We’re just received reports that they broke into Green Haven in the East End district, shot up a bunch of guards, and threw—I said THREW—Ben Yates out his own window!

Caaaaan you believe it, folks?!

And to adddd insult to injurrry, they stole one of his Corvo Onattas and sped off!

Oh wait!

This just in! That Corvo Onatta? Was shot down! But unfortunately—orrrr forrrtunately to somme out therrrre—there’s nooo sign of Maaax and Staxxxx anywhere at the scene of the crash!

Well, there ya go, Folks!

Maaax and Staaaax have done it again!

For more details on the current scene of the crime and the crash site, stayed toned to our nightly—“

The corpse, or the zombie—or just the brain dead citizen sitting there, shut off the LC News, putting to rest the vapid douche of an anchor by turning off his in-home, government-approved holo-net device.