Hi! Its me again, Beinreil of the Teinithra Family, also known as "Bein Tein", your friendly neighborhood Elven druid of Westmoss, here to give you an update of my not so exciting everyday life.

I am currently staring at one of the dirtiest thing I ever saw in my whole 340 years in this world. You dont believe me? hmmm... Let me briefly describe at what I am looking at.

A 4 feet albino dwarf is lying on his back, while a white furry cat is hugging his legs, And a huge muscular good looking human has his legs spread out while his crotch is planted straight in to the face of the dwarf. To top all of this off, they are all covered by wet mud.

That is not dirty enough you say? Well try being on the aerial view of it all. As if you are looking it from a birds eye view and listening to the endless moans of the dwarf. That my friends will be one of the dirtiest scene you will ever see.

It has a dwarf, a muscular handsome guy, an animal and all of these are being done in a mud pool. Why the hell am I looking at this scene? Then let me just rewind you all a bit on the earlier events.

There I was lying at my back at the forest grounds while staring at the sky. Thinking where did I went wrong and Is it my fault to be that incompetent to be stomped over by a deer.

Then it hit me, why am I trying my hardest to be others? Why am I always looking for validation for everything I do? Why are there deer's hairs on my mouth? And why am I not using my biggest assets?

I wiped off all of the deer's hairs on my mouth and stood up, while wiping all the dusts on my white scholar's robe.

I then reminded myself. They all called me "Bein Tein" because of my ability to study 10 books at once. I pride myself with all the wisdom with all of I read.

My brain is my 2nd biggest asset in life. And my proficiency in controlling magic in this world is second to none in this world, At least that is what I believe in.

So I racked my brains up and stood motionless on the spot. Contemplating on everything that happened and the options I can take to be the front runner of this group. And to not further embarass myself in the process of my own redemption.

I closed my eyes and thought hard. All the noises around me was gone for a moment, and everything seems to be tranquil. And there it goes! As if a light bulb struck my head.

Or to be more precise a bird just pooped at the sky and it went straight to my head.

It must have thought I was some kinda motionless branch there for a moment.

An epiphany came over me.

I Bein Tein, an Elven Druid of the highest quality, am capable of transforming myself to any creature I want as long as I know its anatomy and structure.

Why not just become a creature capable of following the group? Or better yet, why not be the person to carry everyone to the goal and pick up our prize?

My heart beats faster and my hands started to get sweaty. I am getting so excited over myself. I feel superior even to our guide who is ahead of us. Im feeling that I can overcome even the black dragon's rage.

Speaking of a dragon, why not just be a gigantic dragon? bwahahahahaha.. I will shock everyone with my power!

Are you shocked to hear about dragons? In our world dragons did exist, or thats what I would like to believe in. Yes I have never saw one. I just read everything about them in the books that I collected.

And yes the credibilities of those books are quite questionable. As who can say, I saw a fierce dragon, the size of a mountain, and lived to tell the story about it? Fine! I admit that everything I have read were just myths or pieces of legendary stories!

Moving on, to understand more about dragons, I should explain to you where they all came from. Based on all the research I have done, the most popular story of them all is about the Neocreational story of the world we live.

Our world has two moons, One is A big moon called Elyn, and another called Zenith the ringed broken moon. These two moons are believed to be Gods by our predecessors.

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Elyn is the goddess of Illusion, while Zenith is the goddess of magic. I myself am connected well with Zenith as I draw most of my magic from her. or specifically from her moon.

The legends said, that ages before everyone came to being, the gods had a huge war amongst themselves. Elyn took a piece of zenith and threw those pieces to our world to fight other gods.

That is mainly why Zenith's moon is broken. And all of those pieces are believed to be the first dragon's eggs. So basically those are how dragons are birthed. At least based on the legends and myths.

Back on the topic at hand. everything I have learned about dragons may or may not be true, for the reason stated above. But still try and try until I will cry. So I prepared myself to start my transformation.

I concentrated hard and stared at Zenith's moon for a time being. Drawing most of her moonlight's magic into my own. Increasing my magic power tenfold in the process.

I can feel all of the power surging into my veins. transforming and letting everything into being. I focused all of these powers into my bracelet and think hard of the knowledge I have about dragons.

I pressed hard on the bracelet on my left wrist with my right hand and focused hard on everything, sealing off all distractions to perfect my transformation.

I raised both of my hands over my head and accepted more of the magic of the moon. Bathing under the moonlight's serenity of Zeniths's grace and power, I conceded to her.

As all of these are happening, in my head I am thinking of the best background music ever for these awesome once in a lifetime transformation.

Then I recalled the music played when I was in a play in my kindergarten days, I believe it was called *"Sailor moon's song."

As this music is being played in my head while my transformation is underway, I intentionally wiped the bird's poo in my head.

I thought it would be gross to have that poo while im doing the best transformation ever in our world. This is the first time anyone did this. This will always be my bragging rights.

I can even tell my kids, "Did you know that one time papa became a dragon?". Man how wonderful will I be. I will eternally recorded in the anals of history. speaking of anals, this poop really stinks so bad. What did that bird ate? I cant just wiped this smell off.

In a moment's time, I floated in the air circling in place with the moonlight as my spotlight and the song on my head. I can feel my hands growing into wings and my feet becoming claws.

I am becoming a dragon! I am getting larger and larger by the second. Then smoke and dust cover the place I was once where. then I flew high in the sky.

YES!! finally I am a dragon! I am a white dragon, master of the skies! ruler of the universe. Most awesome and perfect being on the continent! And I Tried to the roar of the dragon.... "Kaaaaahhhhh!!!! Kaaaaaaahhhh!!"

Wait what??? That did not sound like a dragon's roar. I checked my hands and I saw white feathered wings. I checked my feet and I saw white feathered claws. so what is wrong? Wait! feathers???

I Checked myself again and it seems like instead of turning into a white dragon. I am a White Bird! I am just a huge bird flying in the sky? Why do I always fail? Oh come on!! I even double checked and took my time. This time I even focused hard on the subject.

How can I catch up and brag to my group now? Its not as if I am ably to fly to them. Wait! I can fly!

I flew fast to where everyone went, as if I am born to be a bird my whole life.

I rushed to them with the fastest flight plan available. With my almost 20 feet wingspan I glided to Aldehier and Shuri's area.

After traversing 200 feet of forest, I reached the part of the swampy forest. on the ground I saw Aldehier and Shuri still chasing Clint 100 meters ahead of them.

I tried to shout at them and telling them to hop on my back so I can carry them faster to our guide. Though, all of these became in vain as the only words that came out of my mouth was, "Kaaaaahhhh kaaaahhhhh!!!".

I almost wanna slap my face with my palm, rejecting the idea as I know i will fall head first in the ground if I did. So I thought of every possible solution to communicate to them,

I hovered above their heads and flapped my wings to signal something to them. I am wishing they would understand what I am saying.

A lot of moments passed As I continue to pester my two teammates with no idea what I am trying to do, until a beacon of hope appeared before me. Aldehier seemed to noticed me and noticed what I am doing.

He raise his hands up in his head and I grabbed his hand lifting him up. Luckily Shuri saw me carrying Aldehier by the hand, so he also lifted his paws up which i unreluctantly grabbed too.

I carried both of them with all my might, grinning with happiness. For the first time in my whole life, I am working well with my group mates. I can already see the fireworks display and the sounds of praises I will get from all of my efforts.

As we are getting closer and closer to our guide. I started to daydream about everything that might happened after all of these.

This is undoubtedly the best scene of my whole life. I, Bein Tein, am carrying my whole team in this game. I will be the one who will make us win in this game called life! I will teach Aldehier's kids about everything, about my travels with them, And Shuri will be at the side sitting playing with his yarn, that I gave to him for his last birthday, caressing it with so much iimportance.

Then I decided to throw both of them forward to Clint, and all of my dreams crushed at that moment.

Shuri came down first and crashed to our guide's legs, and Aldehier came crashing down with his legs spread out to Clint's face. creating this unforgettable scene of my life. Oh and I am above recording all of these in my head.

This is worse than one of the pictures in my hidden collection of books titled "play rabbits".