Hi! Its me Beinreil of the Teinithra Family, also known as "Bein Tein", your friendly neighborhood Elven druid of Westmoss, here to give you an update of my not so exciting everyday life. Currently I am spending my afternoon afloat the sea, overboard beside a ship 30 feet high and over 200 ft long. And to makes matters more interesting, at my right side is a 20 feet white shark and at my left side is his friend, another 20 feet shark but with some black spot on his skin. Oh and yeah, theres a lightning storm on top of my head and huge waves of water are crashing to the side of the ship, making it just a little bit harder for me to swim.

  A lot of you might be wondering why an Elf with a high sense of solidarity, intellect and awesome personality, who lived his whole 300 years of life in pursuit of knowledge through Books, doing in a situation like this? Short answer, A series of wrong decisions and pure bad luck. Long answer, then I need to bring you all back to this morning.

  It was a normal morning for me, after 150 years of skimming through thousands of books and research materials I finally found the answer. I am estatic, right fist punching in the air, feet above the ground and jumping for joy. I finally found the answer. And as I look and read the old parchment left to me by my mentor, who by the way is no longer with us, bless his soul, I saw the inevitable answer to my long quest for knowledge. I opened the parchment, taking off the rope binding it and raised it above my head. Closed my eyes at first, and slowly opening them, just to give myself some tension.

   And There it is! A blank piece of paper! Wait! what? I checked everything, adjusted my thick glasses and looked at it carefully. And it is really blank. there are no ink spots, not even a stain! I mean how hard is it to not stain a 150 year old paper? Thank you so much! So generous, mentor of mine for giving me a Blank piece of paper for the answer? its not like i wasted 150 years searching for it. Bleep you!!!

  10 mins of contemplation and I gave up. I put the parchment near the oil lamp and prepared to burn all my sorrows away. and as it was burning halfway through, I watched all the years ive wasted. Till, a quick glance, I saw words written on them. Though it was too late. I used my useless speed to swiftly retake the parchment. But everything was burned. What remained was just a tip of the paper. I gave myself a tap in the forehead and breathe heavily.

I read the only distinguising word on it. And a single word can be read. "Eradon".

  I took all my courage and decided to run to the docks and bought a ticket to the earliest ship to Eradon.

I paid a thousand gold for the fare. A thousand gold! this is robbing in broad daylight! and to makes matters worse, its not even a private room. Yes, the room is huge, but 30 people are also staying on it. there are bunk beds near each other giving it just a little bit of way enough to walk beside it.

  I breathe heavily again, adjusted my glasses and walked outside the room to the ship's main deck. I stayed there for a while thinking of whats ahead of my life and how to go ahead in this new chapter of my life.

  After 2 hours of deep contemplation, I decided I should start to be sociable and speak to people for more information. I mean how hard can it be? Ive basically read all books regarding all types of races beasts and plants. Ive practically memorized all Fioras and Faunas in our continent. I am Invinsible in regards to this!!

  I looked around, and saw just two people. A Long haired guy wearing plates and plates of metal. He is humunguous and so fit. I can even see all those muscles bulging even with all the metal covers.

  Just to clarify! im not attracted to species of the same sex. Its just those muscles, face and his aura is too piercing, it went straight to the part of my brain saying, "that is what a real man should look like".

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  I took a quick glance of my body and just shook my head left to right and accepted the fact, I am nowhere near this man's Perfect chiseled body, so I gave up. and looked at the other guy at the other end of the deck.

He seems a good guy. He or she or whoever is covered by a black robe.

  His whole face is covered by his hood. A closer inspection gave me just a glance of his green eyes, giving him this tranquil atmosphere, telling me to "Go mind your own business Or ill Kill you. So I decided to leave the guy or gal alone. I am not planning to end my short lived life in a moment you know.

  I chose the next best thing its the perfect chiseled male specimen oozing with male pheromones then. I searched my things and reviewed all the books about humans. Im holding 10 of them and reading 2 books at once. Howd i do it? It's a talent I got for years and years of reading. I memorized everything again, took a deep breath and decided to start this social experiment.

  As soon as I twisted and readied my body to approach the man created by the Gods to be perfect, "again no homo". I sensed something wrong.

  I looked up the sky. The clear sky started forming clouds. Nope, not the type of clouds one see, to make cloud animals or portraits of a family happy and smiling. These are the bad type. These are dark clouds with thunder and lightning on them.

  I thought to myself, we should be safe right? coz this is a huge ship. And the crew must all be professionals and used to these stuff. So I glanced back at the cockpit, smiled and took all my burdens away.

Wait! "Pilot sir" where are you going? He just left like that and left the wheel. I mean its not like a huge storm is coming right? Why leave the wheel unattended?

  Then it happened, thunder roared at the sky and lightning stroke the ship 3 times. Im starting to smell a pungent smell just beneath my crotch. I looked around seriously, and sighed relief seeing noone mightve smell that.

At the spot where lightning stroke, three creatures formed of water emerged. One of them even has fishes inside of him.

  I have a lot of questions. I mean are those their body parts? What is happening around here? Why is it raining so hard? Why did these creature emerged from a lightning? Why is this happening to me in my first day out of my shell? and Why is that man so damn good looking when rain washed his hair? What shampoo is he using? Does he smell good too? Is that cloaked guy at the other side angry or is he happpy? I wondered what he look like.

  Wait focus! This is becoming serious. Before anyone else move an inch, I run near the edge of the front of the deck. I put both my hands up, and I murmured, "Glance of the sky, Nature's whisper turned sorrow from pain. I Beseeched thee, grant me control of lightning to seek!"

  The clouds above me turned from dark to lighter clouds. I can feel the power of lightning from them and i believe i can control the lightnings as I wish.

  I tried once to call the lightning and aimed at the nearest creature. Boom!!! A lightning 5 feet thick struck the creature and ship's deck. Smoke and dust filled the place where the creature stood. after a moment the dust and smoke settled and.... It is still standing!

  I deeply thought to myself, We are all Effed up! as soon as i thought of that, the man with the body of Adonis rushed to it and took out at what i can see a huge sword, as big as me, or might even be bigger, and swung it to the creature. and the creature was split in half and became a pool of water bathing the deck's floor wet.

I thought to myself, those muscles really must be useful! maybe I should start working out more. And he is not done yet. In a split second, he rushed to the other creature at the middle of the deck and swing hard at it. This time the creature was cut in half but rebuilt itself.

  One of the creature attacked the hooded guy, and as soon as that happened the hooded guy swiftly dodged the attacks. and there I saw his hands! More like paws with claws to me. I thought to myself, "what is it with this guy?"

While all these thoughts rushed through my brain. the hooded guy rushed to the creature which the perfect chiseled, strong and aura stricken man attacked, "no homo", and attacked it with a dagger. After which he disappered.

  Yes my friends, In a span of seconds, the hooded guy rushed, sliced wth a dagger and just disappeared! Im not imagining things, And im pretty sure im fully awake. but he was gone just like that.

  I cleaned my glasses and checked if what i saw was real and contemplated it for a second before giving up and thinking everything in real life is just unexplainable. And as soon as i reckoned that about life, A huge wave of water from my right side come crashing to the ship. flipping the ship 90 degrees on a side and throwing me overboard.

  And that my friends is why I am currently being baby sitted by two giant sharks. Thinking of a song from my childhood while all of these transpired. "baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo."