the.

I'm pretty sure that word will end up on there somewhere. While we're at it,

Fuck. Yes, most probably that one and its derivatives will find their way into this chapter, too. I mean, there's 156 instances of, or some variation of, "fuck", in the story so far, and this chapter's not even written.

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Now I'm left to ponder if it wouldn't be a heck of an awesome, postmodern move to somehow include all of this in the chapter.

Fun fact: there are 3,712 "the" so far. For perspective. And this chapter's not even written. Not that it matters, and, by the way, did you know that the... hey. If I end up keeping this text, then... 3,725 the's. And, btw, 158... f...