Somewhere in the vast primordial shittiness, a young boy floating in nothingness opens his eyes. A screen appears before him

"Wha, what happened?"

Hello Ralph, welcome to Afterlife Online.

"...where?"

Hello Ralph, welcome to AFTERLIFE Online.

"Wha?"

You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.

You're dead.

"Oh."

Dumbass...

"Who are you anyway?"

I'm a metaphysical construction sent to help you, but you can call me Sophie!

"You're a screen."

...Also a screen.

"..."

You ready to start the tutorial?

"Do I have a choice?"

No.