this is not a chapter. i repeat, this is still not a chapter. on phone. this may be an extreme long shot, but if any readers by any chance have political connections with the LAX branch of the TSA, i'd very much appreciate them contacting me. slight misunderstanding checking in luggage. agent inspecting duel chapters, pulled up an unlucky section, loki's pro-terrorism thought-manifesto.very unlucky. i tried to explain i didn't actually write it myself because i'm not real author but just receiving this saga through hallucinations/dreams and that if they simply read my non-author's note essay they'd see the thought-manifesto is nothing but a clue to the duel being a highly cryptic love triangle. agent won't read, says it's too long for anyone to read, insists i'm making everything up. now checking background, threatening to hold documents as case evidence, etc. things are getting very dangerous! might be helpful if i could get someone else to corroborate the scholastic authenticity of my research. (if not, bribe way out through political connections - i have $$$). thank you. please contact in comments or at email [email protected]. this very urgent. flight due to leave soon. thank you!
edit1: aw just great now they pulled one of miller's flashbacks, his girlfriend duelling in replica whitehouse arena, little bit of scenery damage. they're totally misreading it. i said that's just his robot gf's awesome duelling powers. they say wtf am i talking about a gf, there's no gf. i say well if you just read my non-author's essay like i suggested you'd see her and or well you'd not really see her since she's invisible in flashbacks because the future-has-been sub archetype of miller self-censors in their unique strategy of silence, hence my need for a non-author's note essay to gain explanations, plus why would i write about exploding the whitehouse i'm so clueless about america i didn't even know washington capital was different from washington state and i went there thinking i could meet the president but he wasn't even there just a lot of rain. they then said i tried to meet the president? and i was like oh shit not for terorrism of course but because kiwis love obama he's a very suave kind of guy. they then said obama's vice president joe biden is now president - very cool fact, the legacy continues i guess. and i said well there we go i don't know anything, but they're still not believing
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edit2: might try bribery like in the american movies
edit3: bribery did not work now in even more trouble
edit4: aww crap now they've got ramiro's speeches, asking if i'm a radical communist or something. i said hey i'm going to be honest i still don't understand what communism is since the wikipedia articles are very confusing nor what the relevance of that is to the love triangle so if you could teach me that'd be fantastic,but they won't teach me, just sighing rudely
edit5: actually a bit of a lull right now, just sitting around waiting while they discuss something
edit6: oh boy...well the good news...the good news is i'm not getting jailed and they'll let this non-author board the flight home...the bad news is...it's too hard even to write...but, if i've learned anything from my research and my time abroad, things are never truly hopeless...even the most tragic losses can be recovered from...the loss of a lover in a love triangle...the loss of a duelling tournament...the loss of a duel...the loss of a 600-page manuscript for a duel...well, i'll see you all again whenever i can, like the immortal climber, find the willpower to rise from my latest descent... edit6: (that's sounding gloomier than i intended, i meant in like a week or two; peace! 🤘 also do visit america, it's a very underrated country for tourism)