Hello, first of all sorry for not being able to post this days, i was ill and Christmas is too strong, bad combination indeed. This is a short chapter that i have made, hope you like it:
Today I decided to do something interesting, after killing the so called “hero” I have thought about taking his place, better said MY place, yeah I know I said I didn’t want to be a hero… but just imagine, if the hero who takes down the demon lord is in truth someone much worse than him… how much despair would people suffer?, just thinking about it makes me feel like a child when Christmas is near.
So that’s why I’m going to the capital of the kingdom, it seems the name of this kingdom is called Anthael and the capital is Bystal, when I burn them I want to change those names…
For now I am just advancing towards it and I have found something interesting, it seems a merchant is negotiating with bandits so that they aren’t attacked, of course I will do the only thing a sensible guy as me would do, and that is killing the bandit leader with an arrow, what? Surprised? Do you think it’s a good action? Think again! If I kill the bandit leader wouldn’t they attack the merchants?
I have to thank that idiotic hero, his equipment is quite useful, now let’s enjoy the moment, prepare the bow… take the arrow… draw it… and with a happy smile see how it flies directly to the neck. Beautiful.
As you may think the bandits aren’t too happy with their leader dead, in fact they are quite mad and they have started to attack, there is one big guy on the bandit side that is using a BIG stone weapon, I don’t know if it is because he is like a Neanderthal but he mostly uses brute force, well… I suppose you can’t expect anything else about a man with a stone Warhammer but at least he should try to arrive to middle age.
Ohh it seems the battle is ending, it seems the merchants were the winners, quite unexpected, but well I suppose that killing the bandit leader was too much help from my side, now it’s time to reap the rewards, I know that I’m going to be a hero, but I can’t be poor right?
When the guards saw me they were in guard but seeing how I looked they thought that I’m just a traveler, poor guys, there were only 4 in good condition and a fatso inside the carriage, quite scared he was if I must say.
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When they thought that I’m not an enemy I took out my sword and cut their necks, I only got two of them and that was unexpected. The other two prepared their weapons and were ready to strike me but then they saw that the two comrades that died are getting up again. HAHAHA before starting this travel I investigated how to make it possible to create undeads through my sword any person who dies after being cut by me will become… quite friendly with me.
The two started to fight the remaining two fools and I went to see this valiant merchant, really he was like a pig, his body and his cries are like one at least, and I haven’t even done anything yet!.
When I was near him I could see his face more clearly and I was horrified! For god’s sake even a slime could have more consistency, his face and body was a lot of fat, even calling this thing human is an insult!, even pigs would cry and run away after seeing his face!.
Strange thing? *bawling*: “Please… do not… kill me”
I think that letting him live would make a lot of children cry, and a lot of mans would be quite happy to see that there is always someone so ugly that near him they are like Adonis!.
Jull: “Now now, don’t worry I promise I won’t cut you down”
Strange thing?: “Re… really?”
Jull: “But of course!”
Then I proceeded to kick him down and when he fell to the ground it was quite funny that he couldn’t get up even after trying it, then I proceeded to burn him down, even if I’m a necromancer it doesn’t mean that I can’t use any other magic type.
Strange thing?: “Gyyahhhh”
Is that even a cry… ah shit it seems I’m totally in the role of a hero… killing that thing should have counted as a good action!
It seems the battle is nearly over, the two servants that I have made are about to kill them but I stop them and use my sword instead, the more people I kill the stronger this sword will become, so let’s not waste shall we?.
Such a heroic ending, annihilating bandits, making four new friends and burning a strange monster, even more I have received a carriage and a few goods as a reward, all in one!. Today has been quite a productive day.