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Adventurous Madman
Chapter 1: A talk with the enchanter

Chapter 1: A talk with the enchanter

Mysterious voice: "Finally you have arrived"

Jull: "Haha... haha... HAhAhahAHAHAHA, tHe melodyyyyyyy, i can hear it soooooooo clearly"

Mysterious voice: "Geez, lets dispel the spell already..."

Jull: "Hahahaha... Eh, wait a second, why am i laughing?"

Mysterious voice: "I suppose that now you will be able to handle a conversation but dont worry, i dont expect too much".

Jull: "You are pissing me off you know? Im still confused, everything seems as if it wasnt myself..."

Mysterious voice: "Sigh... You are with someone incredibly powerful in the line that separates the realm of death and the realm of souls and you want to MAKE ME WAIT UNTIL YOU COMPOSE YOURSELF?!"

Jull (Okay... better to be carefull with this idiot)

Mysterious voice: "I can read your mind you piece of shit!, be grateful that i have a need for you because if not you would be quite fucked".

Jull: "Okay then lets be fast, first of all why the hell did i suicide?!"

Mysterious voice: "Bah, i just manipulated you with the melody, its quite useful to attract souls, when used in a living thing they would desire to die, bad point is, they need to see people dying".

Jull: "SO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE!!!"

Mysterious voice: "Shut up, as i said i have an use for you, you should be grateful that the great me is giving you a chance to be more than a rotten monkey"

Jull: "Sigh,,, AND COULDNT YOU WAIT FOR ME TO DIE?!"

Mysterious voice: "Of course but i hate to wait, i have to say that its quite lucky that you came so fast, and be aware, YOU ARE IN MY DOMAIN, SHOUT EVEN ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL LET YOU DESIRE THAT YOUR SOUL DISSIPATES"

Jull: "I DONT CARE, dammit, I could have enjoyed killing SO MANY PEOPLE, what a waste killing so fast and dying so young, FUCKING ANNOYING VOICE!!!"

Mysterious voice: "YOU ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE AND ITS QUITE LIMITED JUST HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ALREADY"

Jull: "sigh,,, okay okay mr annoying voice"

Mysterious voice: "DO NOT CALL ME THAT, YOU SHALL REFER TO ME AS *THE ENCHANTER*"

Jull: "No, i think i will call you annie, seeing how annoying you are i think it fits"

The enchanter: "GRRR, sigh, do whatever you want but can we move already to the main topic??!!"

Jull: "I suppose, its not like i enjoy hearing a voice while being nude in a dark place, its a bit less disturbing if at least you have a girls name"

The enchanter: "Whatever... I just want you do to one thing, be the hero of another world".

Jull: "Me... a hero?..."

Julls mind (FATAL ERROR, RESTARTING SYSTEM, ERROR PERSISTING, ACTIVATING JOKE PROTOCOL..."

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Jull: "HAHAHAHAHA, what a great joke, wait... it was a joke... no?"

Julls mind (ERROR BECOMING CRITICAL)

The enchanter: "I know already that you are the worst choice and thats why i chose you"

Julls mind (system restarting, actually in cooldown)

Jull: "Wait, if im the worst choice then... why choose me?"

The enchanter: "Its simple, the people of that world pissed me off, so i thought about satisfying their desire of a hero and relieve my feelings at the same time"

Jull: "But i dont want to fight the demon lord or anything like that! for gods sake I would be a great demon lord!"

The enchanter: "You idiot, you will be the hero in name only, i hope that you fuck up their world as much as possible because of what they did!"

Jull: "And... what did they do?"

The enchanter: "Those fuckers... IM THE ENCHANTER OF SOULS, i have to receive every single soul of every world before they go to their respective places, but no, they HAD TO OFFER A SOUL to the goddess of light!"

Jull: "I still dont understand the problem..."

The enchanter: "They didnt inform me first"

Jull: "OOOOHHHH, such an offence against you..."

The enchanter: "EXACTLY, and thats why i want to have revenge!"

Jull: "Well, then i would like to ask three things, first of all when i reincarnate, i will still have my power wont i?"

The enchanter: "Yeah, its quite strange but that power is ingraved in your soul, but seeing a psycopath with that power i think you are made for each other"

Jull: "Excellent, then second of all... what special power will you give me and where am i going?"

The enchanter: "Fuck, you want a special power? you havent done anything yet!, and about where you are going you only need to know that it has magic, poor hygiene and other races like elfs and demons"

Jull: "You made me take my life, at least you could give me a little gift dont you think so?, the great you shouldnt care about small details"

The enchanter: "Sigh i suppose you are right, okay what do you want?"

Jull: "I want to be a necromancer"

The enchanter: "Pff, and here i though you wanted something more unique or powerful, you could even have learnt it on your own HAHAHAHAHA"

Jull: "Indeed i could become a *Normal* necromancer alone, but i want to be able to use your melody"

The enchanter: "Hoooo, so you developed a brain, well i suppose it would be interesting so be it, however to become a hero you have to do a little thing..."