"Jay, did you really find it?" said Eliza.

"Okay, so here's the thing. I'm wandering about, and forgive me if I come off as ignorant, but what is the it you found?" said Dylan.

Jay paused for a second and realized, oh yeah, he has yet to say to her what the deal was. "The origin," he said as he got up on the table and looked into the far distance. "The origin of it all. The very first island that the human descendants evolved from, and I think I know it's general location. It's the section that every person, anytime I ask about going there, would just call me an idiot. It's how I learned thousands of different language variations for idiot,' said Jay.

If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

"And there is going to be some sort of treasure, I assume," said Eliza.

"Yes. Presumably there will be some sort of treasure, So, what do you say folks? Do you wish to find the origin of humanity?” said Jay?

"Aye," said Eliza as she stabbed the map at the location.

"Why would you do that? That's my only copy," said Jay.

"Oh, sorry, " said Eliza, as Jay slowly but surely removed the knife so the map would be perfectly safe.

"It's an old delicate map. That's the only way we're gonna find it," said Jay.

"I said I was sorry," said Eliza.

"Well, apology accepted," said Jay.