I ended my 3 days holiday early because I have run out of money.
Haha...
Why?! It was only a trip to the inner city and 2 nights at the most luxurious hotel. Why did it cost so much? Aren't us elves suppose to have ascended above mere capitalism greed? And I couldn't say no either because I need to act brave in front of the girls, many of them.
And then, there is the shopping trips. Why are human girls so interested in elven culture that they want to buy one of each things?
At the end of it all, I pretended that the High Elven Military has recalled me back for a top secret mission that requires all hand on deck. It is a lie. I have run out of money and need an excuse to run away.
While I was riding back to my camp, suddenly, an elf fell from the sky.
AS in, he fell from the sky. Right in front of me. If he has fallen a moment later, I would have become a flatten elves.
Where the elf has fallen down, a crater was created. The stone cracks.
I look up at the sky. The sky is blue with nothing to see in miles.
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I walk my horse slowly next to him to see if he is still alive. With a stick, I poke him.
Ah, 1 in 100 elves experience a freak accident at least one in their life. Or at least that is what I heard.
Suddenly, while I was poking him, a whooshing sound appears right next to me.
I glanced to my left and froze.
Another elf just fell down from the sky. Now, there are two elf shape crater on the ground.
What is this day, elves falling from the sky day?
Looking up again, I still saw nothing. And so, wisely, I take my horse and try to run.
However, the moment I try to run, in front of my horse suddenly again, that phenomenon happens.
Whoosh, and then a female elf falls from the sky.
My horse was spooked. 'What are you even spooked about? I am the one who is supposed to be spooked.'
I was about to report the whole thing to city defense, when suddenly, another female elf appears from the sky. However, this elf is different. She is a mage, I realize this because she can fly. Now that I think about it, all of the people who just fall from the sky wear blue robe and wield a wooden staff. They are probably all mages too.
It begs the question of why all of them fell like that when the lady is flying slowly in the sky.
"Ahem. The teleportation experiment works." The lady says as if it explains everything. Suddenly, while I was trying to run away with my horse, the lady Archmage notices me.
"Hello, can you point me at the nearest militia outpost? Better yet, have you ever heard of an elf named Aradon living within the city."
Well, that explains everything.
Not!
For some reason, I feel that Aradon has just dragged me into something really troublesome, and so I have decided, I will sell my friend out.
"As a matter of fact..."