There is a reason I do all of my dirty work personally.

First of all, I don't trust them. Well who is 'them'? Well, it is the secret society of nationalistic elves hiding in the shadow of course. Without the court, we ran this nation. However, now that I have regained some conscience, I realize that hanging around a group of racist elves with very huge chips on their shoulder is a very bad idea. It would be a good idea if I wanted to sweep the future incompetent ruler off the throne and take power for myself for example, however, I don't really want to retread a failed path. Beside I have lost a lot of confidence with them.

A while back, a prominent member of the society died. There was no evidence of any wrongdoings. There has been a lot of upheaval within the organization itself. Due to my new funny personality, a lot of my actions are under scrutiny, and my loyalty to the society are questioned. Ah, but screw them for now, they are not dangerous. The most dangerous one is already not in this world.

The second reason I do my dirty work personally is because it is more convenient this way.

For example, the last time that human thing almost die of braindead in his sleep, I was sleeping in my own room so there are no evidence that can lead back to me. I even have a readily alibi in Aradon, so it is perfect.

Also currently, I need to get myself out of hot water with my girlfriends, so it benefits me more to do it myself.

"Huh? You are taking the rest of your sick leave for this years?" Aradon, ever the perfect friend, asks.

"I need to square thing up with my girlfriends. The situation is getting dangerous now." Well, for example, there is probably a bunch of people targeting Violet and Scarlett to get at me. But it is within expectation to my antagonizing of Te Celsa's apprentice, Shio. I know something like this will happen sooner or later.

But you may ask, Andarel if you know they would go after your girlfriends, why would you even do that in the first place?

Well then the threesome won't happen will it?

There may be a few questions to my logic. Such as are you out of your goddamn mind, but that is because, ah, I am too far above the average mass. I am just joking. I have it planned out perfectly.

[Violet is angry at me]

[Violet is targeted by a gang of evil people through no fault of mine]

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[Suddenly, Scarlett appears and save Violet]

[Violet: Oh, Scarlett.... You are so... Ohh.... Oomm...]

By making the two girls comfortable with each other and promoting pure lily love between the girl, I can finally arrive at that golden ending. And while it was disastrous for me the last time I was with the both of them, only Violet is still angry at me, I am still in Scarlett's pants sometime.

Oh and there is probably still the deal with the diplomat delegation too ha ha...

Right now they are not dangerous. They are not scary. They are irrational because of things such as high strung emotions and the emotional scar of a passing love one.

Let put it this way.

I know that they are targeting me and my loved ones.

They don't know that I know that they are targeting my loved ones.

I have cheat sheet to know about their true nature.

They don't even know me. They think I am just some elf in the army.

If I put it that way, there is a very large difference in available intel. Te Celsa may not know it, his organization may not know it, but this time they are the one being targeted.

Also, they don't know that my other lover Scarlett is actually in a gang.

So it is useful.

A while back, there was a few organized crime ring that move to the city of the elves with the human immigrant. At first, I thought to expose all of them to embarrassed the human race more and make it difficult for the human immigrant in the city. By carefully painting "all" human as part of the dirty organized crime ring that is ruining the beautiful capital city of Hafthor, it is very easy to make their life worse and then finally move on with pushing them out of the elves territory outright.

But then, booty call.

From then on, I secretly help Scarlett's little gang who is less dangerous and disgusting than the other organization. The worst that they did is extortion, which is fine to me because I'm fucking their leader. The rest who tip the line, I just kill. So it is fine for now.

If the diplomat's delegation's goons attack Scarlett who is protecting Violet, they would be in a for a bit of a surprise, and both of us, Te Celsa and me can cite gang warfare as distraction for the real actions going on.

However, the moment that happens, he would immediately be on to me. So I probably need to kill him sometime right after that.

Also, I don't know how many people may be attacking my girlfriends. I put my trust in Scarlett but what if something goes wrong? Even if the success chance is 9 out of 10, there is still a 1 in 10 chance of it failing, so I need to take a little heat of them.

"Also I'm borrowing some of your money. I'm going into town to have fun with other girls if it does not work out with my girlfriends."

"...Are you serious right now?"

"Oh come on, there is nothing wrong with that. They abandon me first you know. A good elf is seeking good girls."

"They slapped you because you were caught two timing on both of them, after forgetting their name."

"People make mistake sometime."

"And that is why no elven girls wanted to date you."

'Oh come on, that is because they unconsciously feel the smell of death radiating of me'

However, unwilling to lose, I went in for the kill.

"Oh, unlike you then? Oh wait, you are really unlike me. Your specialty are mature women aren't you? All the married elves women throw themselves at you, but you are destined to never find a maiden."

"Oh come on, that is just one time. Andarel! ANDAREL!"