"Yeah? You called?"
Sean took a deep breathe, "What the heck?! Master S?!"
I crossed my arms, "It's the first thing I thought of, ok? If I called you Master White, it would expose your surname."
"That's not what I meant, what I'm trying to tell you is...." He stopped.
I raised a brow, "I'm listening."
"Can't you give me a more badass name?" Sean said.
I stopped breathing.
A what....?!
"Er....M..Mia?"
I coughed, "You want....THAT?! JUST THAT?!"
Sean gave me a durp look, "Yeah?"
"Wow, ok, thanks for disturbing my execution and wasting my time on gaining information." I waved my hands and walked away.
"Oh, ok, sorry.....wait...WHAT?!" Sean yelled.
I frowned and looked back and the black door.
"I am truly sorry Master S, I will punish them severely." I said loudly, clear enough for those two to hear.
I pressed my index finger to my lips, "ShHhHhHhHhHhH--------"
Sean gulped and stared as I entered the dark room.
"So, which of you first...." I closed the door behind me and cracked my knuckles.
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"SAY IT!!!!" I roared, the tip of my sword 1 cm away from 12's forehead.
"N..never!" He yelled.
Sean, who was standing beside the door watched as I threatened the intruders.
"Master, is blood allowed?" I asked, lowering my sword.
Sean hesitated for a while before answering, "No, blood is not allowed, not today."
Yep, I can see that he is trying very hard to not stammer while saying that sentence.
"Yes Master, sorry for asking." I withdrew my sword and left the room.
Sean watched me, I closed the door and sat down.
Hm, so I guess blood isn't the best option.....
"Did Ember send you?" Sean said.
I turned my head towards the door.
"I'm not going to tell you anything, so quit asking."
"It's just a yes or no question."
"Shut up."
Sean sighed behind the door, he took a deep breathe and yelled, "SAY IT!!!!!!"
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Silence took over.
I shaked my head.
This kid does not know how to get answers.
"No." 21 said dryly.
"MIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
I flinched at the booming voice, "Coming sir!"
I grabbed my sword and kicked open the door.
"I will call the police, you, stay here and continue." Sean said, he pushed me towards the two, before I could object, he grabbed the door handle and slammed the door shut.
He left the room, just like that.
The sound of footsteps drifted away slowly, leaving me in confusion.
"Continue...?" I muttered.
I looked at the two boys and smirked.
"Continue....the execution?"
"Oh hell no." I heard them say.
Both of them shuttered, they closed their eyes and.....for what looks like it.....accepted their fate.
I laughed and pointed the sword at them.
"That's right, start reflecting, start regretting for what you had done in your life." I said slyly.
They lowered their head and strunk their necks downwards.
"I have papers if you want to write a sorry letter to your family." I chuckled, my laughter reaching every corner of the room.
After a few seconds, I sat down.
"I'm just joking, I'm not gonna kill ya."
They gave out a sign of relief.
"I'm going to hand you two in, and let the authorities torture you instead." I smiled.
"I knew this was coming."
"She's more evil then us."
"You just knew?"
"SHHHHHHH!!!!" I shushed.
They snapped their mouths shut.
I threw my sword to the side, it slided across the room until it hit the wall.
"It will take a moment before the cops arrive." I said through my mask.
"So let's play a game."
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"She's joking right."
"I don't know, ask her."
"You're joking right."
I shaked my head.
"She's definitely joking, this must be a trap, don't touch these cards 12, they are dangerous, no, don't touch it with your foot."
I looked up and raised a brow, " You guys don't like to play poker cards?"
I stared at the two grown-ups, waiting for a respond.
No response, fine.
"Ok then, let's play exploding kittens then." I grabbed the stack of cards and stuffed them back in the card holder.
"Or do y'all prefer monopoly?" I asked.
No response, ok.
"Geez, I need an answer." I said.
21 looked up and...in a thousands years, said, "I like exploding kittens better."
12 bumbed his shoulder, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
21 started eyeing 12, like a kind secret language.
They silenced and looked back at me.
"You know I'm watching right? I'm still a person." I muttered, "So exploding kittens then."
They better not do anything funny, Sean is too noob at exploding kittens, he's basically the only one who came in my house in years, so it's a really rare opportunity to play with someone else, someone more....pro.
I passed out the cards, "Oh right, here."
I pulled out a small pocket knife and cut the rope they are tied to in half.
"You can reveal your cards now." I announced proudly.
21 poked the cards several times before accepting it.
12 wanted to switch cards with me, I agreed, he eyed me suspiciously, and then took back his card without a word.
This took entirely 3 minutes, I took a deep breathe, "ARE Y'ALL GONNA PLAY OR WHAT?!"
"YES YES YES !!!" They yelled, not missing a beat.
I grabbed my cards and looked at them.
"Bomb." I said, placing a card in the middle.
21 gulped, he pulled out a revival card and placed it on top of the card.
This went on for 5 minutes.
The cops still aren't here.
Suddenly, the card deck moved, my eyebrows tightened and I jumped up, dodging an incoming attack.
"Careful, she have good reflexes." 12 muttered.
"You guys disappoint me, I haven't had an exciting game for ages!" I groaned.
They didn't seem to care about that, I'm not surprised, if i were to choose one between 5 minutes of card games and a chance of recieving freedom, I would choose freedom.
"12!" The other one shouted.
12 nodded his head and swung his arm at me, some thick, gooey looking thing surrounded me, consuming the cards.
"That costed $7." I frowned.
They didn't care, I jumped from place to place avoiding parts with gooey substances, "You guys messed with the wrong girl."
I grabbed 21's head and pushed it towards the ground.
His hair touched the smily substance and melted.
Acid?
Ah sh*t, I got distracted.
12 swung his arm at me again, I ducked, barely dodging his attack.
"I am now officially annoyed." I muttered.
From a distance, ' Ee-oo Ee-Oo....'
Siren?
The police are here!
"Time is almost up, choose your decisions wisely."
I grabbed my sword on the edge of the room and used it as defence, "Would you rather game."
I cleared my throat, "Would you rather....get arrested by the police and spend the rest of your life in prison or....fight a lady, and get punished by god." I said as I kicked 12's face.
They totally ignored me, either ways, they are heading to jail, sorry boys.