Have you ever woken up with a hangover AND a parasite from Barium Zathraxis stuck on your head? That's how Art's day started after a psychedelic night of drunken space-revelry. He woke up on his ship with more than he bargained for--someone has tried to sabotage this space-trucker's cargo load with something really dangerous, and really illegal.  So begins the first ever COLLABOCALYPSE, a big collaborative mess webfiction. They told us not to do it. Actually, nobody told us that, but now we wish they had. Follow along for a 10-ish chapter story about family, rivalry, and family rivalry. Each chapter is written by a different Royal Road author.  Contributing authors (in order of their chapter): A_R_TorrensMagius SwiftscaleWilliam FlattenerSkarabraeSnowblazeBrandon DeeElijah-Talbot2HaustJack NovisAlexander Harthorne Schedule: This will be released approximately every other day until all chapters are complete, unless somebody drops the ball. Buckle up: This one goes places. Disclaimer: No authors accept any responsibility for what any of the other authors wrote.