When there is no mark like ( "..." - )That means it's the main character speaking.
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When I wake up, the DAMN LIL' GIRL is standing ontop of me, jumping on top of my belly. damn her!
"Woah watch your language there pal'! you'd better know I can read minds!" - ???
"WOAH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE RETARD!"
A wild *maniac's laugh* appears!
"You should also know it's not very polite to offend a goddess!" - ???
As soon as those words reached my head, I stood up and bowed so deeply I think it would've broke my spine, had it not been in this weird room. the room was about 5X5 meters (author note: i usually use imperial though.) and was like a loli room but filled with cute anime posters that many of which i have never seen before.
"~Aw, thank you thank you!~" - ???
"By the way, what's your name?"
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"OH! I'm so sorry! It's Aara!" - Aara
"Okay Aara, what are you going to do to me now?"
"Reincarnate you of course!" - Aara *cute laugh*
"Well then, as what?"
"That's up for you to decide! along with that, i will give you 3 Cheats that you may choose." - Aara
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"I'll go with shapeshifter, who can transform partially or fully into anything he wants. also please make it so that on any scanner like device he will be marked as 'human' "
"Okay, I jotted that down, now for the cheats." - Aara
"For the first one, mastery of all spells with an Infinite mana pool."
"Technically that should count as two but i'll be VERY nice and count it as one." - Aara
"Secondly, Mastery of all weapons."
"Sure." - Aara
"And finally ..."
"Eh? What is it?" - Aara
"...What's the max limit for XP multiplier?"
"Wow, no ones ever asked me that before, so let me think..."
some time later after calling the inter-universal hotline.
"Alright! I've decided! It's going to be 100X" - Aara
"As a bonus for doing so called "wise" choices, i'm giving you the skill Apraisal, allowing you to know the full stats of other beings with no mana cost, as you already have an endless mana pool, and a System for that and which provides you with your stats screen. ... Let me think..., AH! I will also Reincarnate you at the age of 5 with ever growing clothes that clean themselves, get bigger, and can change color, design, and etc with just a thought! Now, good luck out there! Oh, you'll also have no level limit. ~Bye~" - Aara