Synopsis
WARNING! SEMI-NOOB WRITER!
My name is, well, was Hiiro Aragon.
(If you have seen this name before, it's because it's used in my other fictions.)
Yeah, I was just an average man who people may have considered an otaku (otaku's for life!) and such. in the futuristic america where food deliveries were banned on sundays, and you have to buy a limited portion each day, I was just going to the grocery store on sunday. and trucks were attracted to me like a magnet, along with cars bikes and so on. luckily I wasn't THAT fat, and had once taken military combat classes. with that I managed to dodge all of them when something happened.
[How troublesome is it to kill someone these days?]
What? what the f? what was that?
I had no time to think, and then spears were falling out of the sky! what is wrong with the world these day's? No matter, gotta run! all of a sudden I tripped on a tiny pebble, and ended up falling face up onto the ground while I was epicly doging everything! some falling spears literally made a human shape around me, immedietly restricting my movement.
[Don't worry, it'll be painless! and only 30 innocents were killed due to my actions! a new record!]
With that, I saw a huge spear falling towards me, and stabbed me through the heart. The last thing I saw was a tiny lil' girl smiling over me and laughing maniacally.
Spoiler: Spoiler
Image "stolen" from search on google images.
if creator wants me to take it down, please ask and i will. (I WILL ACCEPT NO TROLLS!)
P.S. F you all that give trash ratings for fun and don't care about anything in the story!
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Table of Contents
- 1Prologue - Gruesome death, generous goddess.2024-11-13
- 2Well, things couldn't have gone smoother.2024-11-13
- 3Well, things couldn't have gone smoother. second half (very short.)2024-11-13
- 4What Kind Of Isekai Reincarnation Is This? Also Where's My Pee-Pee? (chp 2)2024-11-13
- 5extra: another one?2024-11-13
- 6TORTURE- I mean questioning. part 12024-11-13