"I don't think it needed to be said, be specter's are able to move through walls." (Dark)
"No, yeah I know" 'I didn't' (Xel)
"Pft hahaha" (Dark)
Moving on, I still need to name her.
'Wouldn't it be funny to name her Carrie?'
When I thought that I could've sworn I saw her throw a fireball my way.... So not Carrie.
"How about Grudge, wait was the grudge male or female?" (Xel)
A second fireball flew my way, this time grazing me, requiring a heal from Light.
"I get it, I get it. Hmm, Esmerelda is too flashy, Bob is too common... How about Vanessa?" (Xel)
She looked at me for a moment, then bowed.
"Alright, now that that's out of the way, lets hunt" (Xel)
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Lights guess was surprisingly accurate, after stealthily walking for a mere 5 minutes we came upon a goblin patrol.
"Alright, i'll use mind magic to test it's effectiveness" "Weak Mind Control!" (Xel)
After a moment the goblin patrol had stopped moving completely as if awaiting my orders.
"Hmm, I won't get much EXP from 3 goblins, maybe I should use them as a fighting force?" (Xel)
"Dark, how many goblins can I control at a time?" (Xel)
"As many as you can find, although when the magic wears off, you'll have to deal with that many more" (Dark)
"Perfect! If we run into any Hobgoblins, if mind magic doesn't work we can have vanessa use possession, and if that doesn't work, we can just kill them." (Xel)
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We moved on, collecting 15 more goblins along the way. Sadly since Hobgoblins are smarter, they take more mana to cast a mind control spell. In short, it was more mana than they were worth. Vanessa also couldn't possess them because she was level 1 while they were level 2.
In summation? I had Vanessa kill them with magic. Thanks to killing 2 hobgoblins and their mind controlled patrol with fireballs, she grew to level 2.
"Put 5 points in INT and 5 in WIS" (Xel)
"Done, I think there's only one or two more patrols, once we get them, we should be able to easily kill the ogre, since we'll grow to level 4." (Dark)
"Agreed, lets get to it." (Xel)
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The last 2 patrols were surprising together having what I can only describe as a fiesta. They we're wearing sombrero's, eating Nacho's and Salsa Tortilla's, the only things missing were pretty women, and mustaches.
"I... I can't even" (Xel)
"Gahahahahahaha fucking mexican goblins, no no! It's too much AHAHAHAHA" (Dark)
"I mean, just..." (Xel)
At this point I couldn't even form a coherent sentence. I mean why the fuck are they wearing sombrero's, sure it add like +2 to vitality, but there is no reason for the Nacho's and Tortillas.
"I can only pray to god that the fiesta was already here, and the goblins merely took it over when then world changed" (Xel)
"Just... Kill them all" (Xel)
Vanessa fired off multiple fireballs, and powered them up with wind cutters.
"How didn't we think of that! powering up an explosion with a blast of wind!" (Xel)
"Again, we're only as smart as you" (Light)
"But I knew about the science involved with... You know what nevermind, this is a perfect chance to try out Elemental Manipulation" (Xel)
Since the goblins and hobgoblins were fighting against Vanessa, Hades, and my Goblins I began to practice.
"Wind Cutter!" (Xel)
A blade of wind appeared, I packed a bit of mana into it, and it grew a bit. I could also feel I could move it by will, though the farther I moved it, the less power it would have.
I packed more mana into the invisible attack while I moved it towards the troublesome hobgoblins.
I imagined the blade moving in a line, cutting of their legs.
*Guh GAH GAH*
I heard a loud screech and look up to see their legs chopped off like I imagined.
"Perfect, absolutely perfect! I have a fucking invisible blade attack that can be used from long range!" (Xel)
"Another pussy skill!" (Dark)
"I plan to evolve Light into a Light Warrior class, so I won't have to be only skilled at long range, now shut up" (Xel)
"Whatever, am I going to be the mage then?" (Dark)
"Yeah, of course." (Xel)
"Mhm, thats fine then, Light magic is more suited to Paladins, while dark is for mages" (Dark)
"You two! Pay a bit more attention, the battle has been over for a minute already!" (Light)
I looked up to see my troops in front of me awaiting instructions.
"You forgot to show the Level UP screen so it's your fault too!" (Xel)
"Sigh, yeah yeah. Here you go." (Light)
You Have Leveled Up
Light Has Leveled Up
Dark Has Leveled Up
Hades Has Leveled Up
Vanessa Has Leveled Up
You have learned Thunder Magics
You have learned Weak Astral Projection
You have learned Basic Warding
"At this point, i'll probably leave the skills from Inventor up to you Dark" (Xel)
"You know you don't have to learn Inventor skills, you can learn skills any Human can, like your magic clad or identify" (Dark)
"And you're only telling me this now? Ugh, nevermind, I expect as much from myself..." (Xel)
"Ouch, that hurt more than it should have hahaha!" (Dark)
"Next level I want Light to learn Telekinesis since it's a magic skill, you can learn the one you wanted, and i'll learn Herculean Strength" (Xel)
"Pft ahahaha, sorry you're too low level for that, you can get Warriors strength though" (Dark)
"Wait, there are different level of strength boost not dependant on stats?" (Xel)
"Surprisingly, yeah. It goes Warrior>King>Herculean>Dragon>God" (Dark)
"Then go for it, please. Also can I get rare human skills like EXP x2?" (Xel)
"Huh, yeah. But they're pretty high leveled. You can only start to get them after your first evolution" (Dark)
"I see, alright then. Lets test out Astral Projection." "Astral Projection!" (Xel)
When I said those words, I suddenly felt weightless, feeling lazy I decided to fly around to find the ogre instead of walk
I went near JC Pennies, and found a few hobgoblins guarding it, I flew inside and what I found pissed me off.
There were 4 MILFs, or ex MILFs, I wouldn't want to fuck them at this point...
The 4 MILFs were all beauties, but their bodies seem to have been used to make goblins, their eyes devoid of light.
"Fuck, to ruin beauties like this... I'm going to murder these bastards..." (Xel)
"Kakaka see, hurt beauties piss you off!" (Dark)
I just ignored him, moving back to my body.
"Wait wait wait! I have an idea for those ladies!" (Dark)
"I know, Mind Copy, but I still couldn't do them after seeing that scene" (Xel)
"I know, I know, but surprisingly, the new skill I wanted will help with that!" (Dark)
"I don't see how, but i'll trust you on this" (Xel)
Before battle though, I distributed the stats.
Status WindowName:XelAlignment:NeutralLevel:4Class:InventorRace:HumanGender:MaleTitlesN/AFame:0Infamy:0-Health:60 / 60Health Regen:0.6 / SecMana:195 / 195Mana Regen:1.9 / SecStamina:40 / 40Stamina Regen:0.4 / Sec-Strenght:20Agility:20Vitality:15Intelligence:20Wisdom:40Leadership:0Luck:10-Attack:70(+15)Defense:25(+5)Physical ResistancesSlashing:2Piercing:2Crushing:3Elemental ResistancesFire:10%Water:5%Wind:7%Earth:5%Light:10%Darkness:10%
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Status WindowName:HadesAlignment:EvilLevel:3Class:WarriorRace:Skeleton SoldierGender:MaleTitlesN/AFame:N/AInfamy:N/A-Health:30 / 30Mana:10 / 10Stamina:N/A-Strenght:25Agility:10Vitality:10Intelligence:3Wisdom:3Leadership:N/ALuck:0-Attack:40(+15)Defense:10Physical ResistancesSlashing:25Piercing:25Crushing:0Elemental ResistancesFire:0%Water:0%Wind:0%Earth:10%Light:-50%Darkness:50%
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Status WindowName:VanessaAlignment:EvilLevel:3Class:MageRace:SpecterGender:FemaleTitlesN/AFame:N/AInfamy:N/A-Health:30 / 30Mana:65 / 65Stamina:N/A-Strenght:2Agility:5Vitality:3Intelligence:20Wisdom:20Leadership:N/ALuck:0-Attack:10Defense:10Physical ResistancesSlashing:50Piercing:50Crushing:50Elemental ResistancesFire:-10%Water:-10%Wind:-10%Earth:-10%Light:-50%Darkness:20%
I put 10 in STR 10 in AGI and 10 in INT, i'm now more of a rounded character, I have confidence in soloing Hobgoblins with relative ease.
For Hades I put all 10 in STR, I saw the Ogre holding a weapon, I plant to give it to Hades once I murder him.
I once again put 5 in INT and 5 in WIS for Vanessa, she seems to be able to control the amount of mana in a fireball, I think it's because of INT, but we'll see.
Now then, let's go kill those beauty harming bastards!
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The ogre was almost twice my size standing at 12 feet tall. He was carrying a steel axe that he shouldn't fucking have.
We have just reached in front of him after killing the hobgoblins outside, surprising it was easy, I could literally send them flying a bit with 20 STR, it was really cool. Sadly i'm still as out of shape as I was before all this, but I never felt tired.
"Sigh, i'll think about that later after this" (Xel)
The Ogre, upon seeing us roared, startling all the goblins and sending them fleeing.
"Fucking useless" (Xel)
The Ogre started running towards me
"Master, watch out for that Axe!" (???)
When I heard that cute voice I looked around startled, the MILFs still had hollow eyes, so who the fuck said that?
As I was about to be hit, hades tackled me, saving us both from any damage.
"Fucking axe! THUNDER!" (Xel)
The thunder hit the axe, shocking and burning the ogre. The Axe dropped to the ground and the Ogre roared in pain.
"Kill him" (Xel)
Upon my order Hades began slashing at it's throat and spine moving around it in a circle at quick speed while Vanessa hit the places he wasn't with Wind Blades and Earth Spears. Within moments the roaring stopped, and the Ogre fell down, dead.
You Have Leveled Up
Light Has Leveled Up
Dark Has Leveled Up
Hades Has Leveled Up
Vanessa Has Leveled Up
You have learned Warriors Strength
You have learned ???? (Hidden By Request)
You have learned Telekinesis
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Congratulations!You Have Cleared 1/3 Of This Dungeon
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Next Chapter:
Small Info Dump
The Beginning Of A Harem, Xel's Most Trusted Guard Squad
Foreshadowing Of Another Gods Chosen, The So Called HERO.