"Hey, is he awake?" (???)

"Yeah, I think he is." (???)

As I woke up I heard these voices in my head, a little perturbed, but I just assumed they were thoughts until I looked down.

You have recieved the class Inventor

 You have learned the skill Can We Fix It?

You have learned the skill Basic Building

You have received Arielle's Blessing 

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Skill Name:Arielle's BlessingExperience splitting is negated. All parties will recieve full Experience. *Monster Kills Only* Note: You're welcome ;P

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NoticeYour Mind Has Split In 3

I was a bit surprised at why i got the Inventor job, but when my eyes scanned the 'Your Mind Has Split In 3' I started freaking out.

'Who are you guys, and whats going on'

"Well well well, it seems he's finally noticed us" (???)

"Indeed" (???)

'SO? Who are you two?' (Xel)

"Put simply we're you, call it a side affect of choosing a light and dark class while being as crazy as you were" (???)

"Now now, no need to be rude, *Sigh* but you're not wrong" (???)

'So you're me, but not me. Will you try to steal my body like what happens in anime or something' (Xel)

"Hehehehe, who knows? You could wake up one day and boom" (???)

"Stop that dark, and no we won't, or rather we can't. We can only do what you allow us to, think of us as helpers who can allow you to do 3 things at once." (???)

'Ah, I get it now, one of you is the byproduct of the destruction class, and the other is the byproduct of the creaton class' (Xel)

"Indeed, that Arielle thought it would be more amusing this way" (???)

'And the inventor class?' (Xel)

"She said it was a hint to being a true god or some such" (???)

'I see, do you two have names, using ??? for you is going to be annoying and confusing' (Xel)

"We do not, but I agree, we need names" (???)

"Just call us Light and Dark for fucks sake, we're you" (Dark)

'I see, alright then. So Light, since you were added by one of the gods, do you perhaps have access to the system?(Xel)

"Yes, very limited, I can give you basic information, but not much else" (Light)

'Well that sucks, what about you Dark?' (Xel)

"Hehehe, since i'm not a goody two shoes like him, I obviously kept a back door to the system, but the best I can do with it is help you learn skills upon leveling up." (Dark)

"How rude, and it's not like thats so great, you can only learn things appropriate for your level. *Humph* hows that so great?" (Light)

'You're me and you don't get it? With this we can learn all magic and skills!' (Xel)

"There are some drawbacks, like if you don't have the mana or aren't intellegent enough, but I see what you mean" (Light)

'If I became a creation god and destruction god I could learn them all anyways, but now we can gradually get OP'(Xel)

*ROOOOAR*

"It sounds like things are finally settling down" (Dark)

'Wait, seriously? How long was I out?' (Xel)

"A day, all the monsters have set up their territories and all people have either been captured or killed or have left" (Light)

'Fuck i'm already behind. So what are your two classes?"

"I'm a Light Acolyte" (Light)

"I'm a Dark Acolyte" (Dark)

'So healer and dark mage?'

"Pretty Much" (Light)(Dark)

"We have status Pages, care to see?" (Light)

'Of Course!' (Xel)

Status WindowName:LightAlignment:GoodLevel:1Class:Light AcolyteRace:HumanGender:MTitlesN/AFame:0Infamy:0-Health:10 / 10Health Regen:0.3 / SecMana:20 / 20Mana Regen:0.3 / SecStamina:15 / 15Stamina Regen:0.2 / Sec-Strenght:5Agility:5Vitality:5Intelligence:5Wisdom:5Leadership:0Luck:10-Attack:20(+15)Defense:10(+5+)Physical ResistancesSlashing:2Piercing:2Crushing:3Elemental ResistancesFire:10%Water:5%Wind:7%Earth:5%Light:50%Darkness:-20%

Status WindowName:DarkAlignment:EvilLevel:1Class:N/ARace:HumanGender:MTitlesN/AFame:0Infamy:0-Health:10 / 10Health Regen:0.3 / SecMana:20 / 20Mana Regen:0.3 / SecStamina:15 / 15Stamina Regen:0.2 / Sec-Strenght:5Agility:5Vitality:5Intelligence:5Wisdom:5Leadership:0Luck:10-Attack:20(+15)Defense:10(+5+)Physical ResistancesSlashing:2Piercing:2Crushing:3Elemental ResistancesFire:10%Water:5%Wind:7%Earth:5%Light:-20%Darkness:50%

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'What do you mean status pages thats just mine with minor elemental and alignment changes' (Xel)

"Well, we are you, in the future should you learn a clone skill we can be put into them and used a proxies" (Light)

'Ah, so thats why, I guess that the stats will just split into thirds when that happens then?' (Xel)

"Exactly, remember how Arielle told you it would take longer? Thats because every class evolves at level 30, and since all experience is cut into thirds, it'll take much longer. The upside being we get 3 times as many stats" (Light)

"What he means is it evens out because it takes us 3 times as long to level up as a normal person" (Dark)

"Why do you always have to look at things half empty?" (Light)

"Because i'm the dark and pessimistic side kakakaka" (Dark)

'It pays to be optimistic, the split won't be a problem because we have Arielle's Blessing, besides with this we can learn skills much more easily' (Xel)

"Erm" (Dark)

'What?' (Xel)

"I can only learn dark skills every level up, and light could only learn light skills, you can only learn Job skills like Alchemy. Smithing, Art, and others" (Dark)

"Whats up with that? You're telling me I can't learn draconic magic' (Xel)

"Nope, but I could learn a Skill stealing ability and steal it?" (Dark)

'Shit, that definitely limits possiblities' (Xel)

"Thats only for now, remember we'll evolve, and you'll be able to learn different skills based on what we evolve in to" (Light)

'Ah, that reminds me, do you know what the last few evolutions are for you guys?' (Xel)

"They vary, but usually for me it would be Hero > Archangel > Demigod of Creation > God Of Creations, but because you'll be picking I doubt they;ll be as by the books. I'll probably end up being Superman or something" (Light)

'Well at least I didn't pick superman after god, it would've been denied too' (Xel)

"Indeed, as for Dark he has many more choices than I, but usually it's:  Lich > Nephilim > Dragon > God of Destruction" (Light)

"Wait, I get to be a fucking dragon, YES!!!' (Dark)

'WE get to be a dragon, but agreed HELL YEAH!' (Xel)

" *Sigh*I feel like most decisions will go against me" (Light)

'Sadly, they probably will' (Xel)

"Now that that the info dump is out of the way, what should we do?" (Dark)

"I suggest we find other survivors, band together, and clear this dungeon" (Light)

'Denied, I don't intend to get drawn into others shit, too lazy for that' (Xel)

"Then what should we do?" (Light)

"Do either of you have any basic skills yet? Healing or Necromancy?' (Xel)

"I do indeed have a heal spell, but.." (Light)

'But what" (Xel)

"We can't use the lowest level necromany until at least level 3, because all 30 stat points from leveling up will have to go towards mana"  (Dark)

"I see, well then can Light learn low level telepathy at level 2 and can you learn basic mind magic at level 2?' (Xel)

"We can, but what do you plan to do with those?" (Dark)

'You're me, don't you know already?' (Xel)

"Nope, makes it more interesting this way" (Dark)

"If you don't, then why weren't you surprised about us receiving a gods blessing?" (Xel)

"Erm, she made us for you, it'd be weirder if you didn't" (Light)

*sigh* 'Oh well, it's finally time to start our adventure!' (Xex)