~~~~The Abyss~~~~
'huh so this is how the after life looks like?'
Surrounding me was the all encompassing darkness that seemed to absorb everything.
'......I have a body,granted it seems very translucent...'
Yes it seems as if my souls has taken on the form of my now dead body.
'Damn I was sort of hoping for the after life to at least have some sort of heaven actually even hell sounds better than being in absolute nothingness'
I pondered as I just...floated?
'Well I guess i'll just dream on how my life could've been better.'
~~~~TIME SKIP~~~~
'This sorta of reminds me of the time my mother locked me in the closet..'
"Interesting" ???
'Great now i've gone insane...actually haven't I already been considered insane before?'
"I assure you that you have not gone insane"-???
".......So are you god?"-Me
"Indeed that is one of the many names your race has called me"-God
"I have to ask....are you a male or female since so many people refer to you as a male"-Me
"I am neither and yet both as I can just will myself to be one or the other"-God
"I see....so what do you want?"-Me
"Do you want a new life?"-God
"That depends will I reincarnate into this dimension or in another one?"-Me
"That depends on you"-God
"I would like to go to another dimension one which has magic based on calculation"
"I see then is that all?"-God
"No....can I go see my own funeral?"-Me
"Why? Did you not curse all of humanity?Why do you want to go see the very people you detest?"-God
"I just want to see it, I mean how many people can really say that they went to their own funeral?"-Me
"You are a most certainly an anomaly compared to your kind,but yes I shall allow it."-God
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"Much appreciated."-Me
~~~~~Funeral Home~~~~~
'Man this is weird'
"I met Alex back in middle school and we were really good friends, but after going to different high schools we sort of drifted apart....if there is anything I regret it's the fact that I couldn't be there for him."-???
'Yea I'm sure you TRULY think thought that when you told those asshole that broke my arm where I was hiding'
"Me and Alex grew up together.....we were two peas in a pod-"-???
'Wow definitely some grade A bullshit is being said here....wasn't this the girl who said I raped her? I remember being in jail for a week until they found out it was false accusations....didn't help that her father was the chief of police'
"Alex and I-"-???
'Ok no i'm done, God please take me away this is getting aggravating'
~~~~The Abyss~~~~
"Are you finished?"-God
"Yes, please reincarnate me into a male body."-Me
"Would you like your memories as well?"-God
"....I don't know....screw it i'll keep the damn memories it'll help me from being taken for as a fool."-Me
"Then you shall now be sent to a another dimension but what race would you like to be?"-God
"Demon"-Me
"Fine than your wish has been granted"-God
As my soul vanished I noticed that the thing that called itself God was just golden ball floating right in the center of this darkness I called the abyss
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Author's Notes: In hindsight I made God into something like shenron from dbz...oh well and the whole God being gender neutral or both is something based on my own theories since no one has ever seen God but yet we add him to the male category.
Also if you get offended by mentioning God my sincere apologies he/she won't be mentioned much if not at all