Now listen, I know we have already been over this, but here we go.

Before time there was nothing.

This nothing was uh, not present, but this could not be! Because it wasn’t.

IN this nothing. There was potential.

Not real potential.

Apotential.

The scariest kind!

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Anyways, in this apotential there were random waves of apotential shifting and shivering.

To no effect as this was indeed nothing.

Anyways, eventually this shifting led to the ‘birth’ of existence.

Suddenly there was a thing!

A white spherical perfect thing!

The seed of everything!

But wait, what's this?

With the birth of the thing, comes the birth of the dreaded anti-thing!

The anti-thing appeared directly opposite to the thing!

Shaped like a featureless jet-black humanoid, it danced, and wiggled menacingly.

Thus Good & Evil, Light & Dark, were born.

Suddenly, the thing took on a humanoid form too! It began to waltz, and sway invitingly.

The thing, and the anti-thing then were attracted to each other, and collided!

Then there was a big sort of  “release” that has often been referred to as something that rhymes with: The Big Boom!

Thus All-things were born.

And it was uuh… about average I guess?