note: not the main character but may be relevant later on in the story

not expecting much since this story is new but tell me whether you want long chapters, shorter but more frequent (maybe) or this length?

also need to know how to make those dialogue box things which are so popular nowadays, so if you can give any advice it would be welcomed!

Once upon a time (yes, we're doing this old school!) in another plane of existence, there was a creator, just born and unexperienced with its power it spent its first thousand years contemplating its existence and forming a personality, the result was…………

"Soooooo bored! Uhg why can't something interesting happen once in a while…. Its been soooooo long and nothing's happening, all I got is this stupid white void of absolutely nothing, why can't something… anything happen… like seriously anything at all!" [creator]

As the still relatively young creator was complaining, it suddenly stopped and had a flash of inspiration.

"what if nothings happening because I'm not doing anything!?" [creator] (yes the creator is a bit special)

"let's see……. hmmm, how do I do this? AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Man, why is this soooo hard!?" [creator]

'Geez, I wish I had a dri…!' [creator]

As it was thinking of a nice cool glass of lemonade, a nice cool glass of lemonade appeared as if from nowhere.

"Wha!!! The hell is this! How did I do that!? Why do I know what this is!!? Why was I even thirsty!!!?...." [creator]

………………………………………………………………………………………...

"Ahhh, that hit the spot!" [creator]

As the creator was thinking about what just happened, it realised it had created the lemonade from its imagination. After imagining more things into existence.

"Sooo that's how it works! Well then looks like I won't be bored any longer!! Yeeehaw, let's…… FUCK……. SHIT…….??....um UP !!! But first up, I'm getting rid of this stupid white void colour…. Black nothingness is the way to go!!!" [creator]

said the creator as it floated in the now pure black void, filled with random things… such as toilet paper, a disposable camera, a rubber duck and birthday cake signed "for Steve".

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how the universe as we know it, was made……… NOT!

500,000 years later

"well that was an utter disaster…………well back to the drawing board." [creator]

As it was looking at the worlds which was now filled with wars and a slavery, where family turned on each other and all did unspeakable acts to gain its favour, giving it weird names and titles such as 'Klatu', 'Meerdith' and 'the one true MILF' (I don't even know) it decided that the error it made was that it rushed things far too much and pushed way too much information into their minds than they were ready for. And with that revelation, the creator decided to simply start the universe by using an explosion of pure energy, which would condense and than slowly create matter and elements with which the universe would be made from.

After it had completed his objectives, it decided that it would be pretty boring to stay awake all this time, but at the same time it wanted to see how it would develop though it would be too slow. So it decided that help was needed.

"So I guess I'll create a servant to help me manage this universe………. that and I'm getting lonely." =::( [creator]

A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

And so, the creator created its first permanent servant, adding lots of loyalty and intelligence and with a penchant for observing everything and recording it. (so basically the ULTIMATE pervert)

"and I'll shall name you…. Jeeves" [creator]

"Good choice, my master." [Jeeves]

Jeeves was what you would see in a stereotypical butler, old looking with white hair combed back, a white comb moustache, with grey skin and two small horns on his head and a slim tail with a heart shaped tip, with a typical human body and face, immaculately dressed in a servants suit.

"well now, you know what to do, see you a bit… how long should I sleep for?" [creator]

"if I may sir, I estimate that it would take around 3,000,000,000 years for life to start developing to the level you wish for." [Jeeves ]

"oh is that so… well then ok? See you then, if something troublesome happens, DON'T WAKE ME UP! You should have enough power to deal with it for now." [creator]

"Understood." [Jeeves]

And so the creator fell asleep for billions of years, as the universe was free to shape itself as it willed.

3,457,983,057 years later

*yawn* "well that was a nice nap" [creator]

"Jeeves, status update!" [creator]

Suddenly Jeeves appeared as if from nowhere

"Hello master, how are you faring, was your nap satisfactory? As for the universe… approximately 18,000,000 planets have been formed, 1,000,000 of which have varying levels of life, from simple germs to plants and animals. Shall I assume that you wish to develop sentient lifeforms, if so you may need to interfere as the current lifeforms are only living on instinct and lack the spark needed for free-thought and imagination." [Jeeves]

"Ahh is that so, well in that case I better get started." [creator]

And so the creator and its loyal servant Jeeves went off to further develop the lifeforms on each planet and after this was accomplished it decided to leave this universe to develop on its own while itself will create other universes to see how it would differ from each other and so, this is how the multi-universe as we don’t know it, was made, but that is a story for another time.

"Jeeves, I'm going to make other universes." [creator]

"would you like me to take care of this one, my master?" [Jeeves]

"no, I need you to help me with the other ones, as for this universe…….. I think I'll create some more servants to look after and help develop each of the worlds." [creator]

"as you wish, my master" [Jeeves]

Thus multiple 'gods' were made for each world to help develop the life forms on each planet into different sentient beings and to observe and record what they do.

"you all know the plan?... Good then! I'll create a system that you can use to manipulate the different races' evolutions and abilities, it will automatically categorise the abilities of the lifeforms and aid them in growing. SO GO AND MAKE THINGS INTERESTING FOR ME!!!" [creator]

"YES MASTER!!!" [All]

And thus the creator and its gods set out, each to their respective tasks. This was the birth of the first gods and the 'system' which would play a major roll in the lives of all the races.