There is a dog peeing on me…

What’s a dog?

It’s an animal.

Animals are things that move by themselves unlike objects that need humans or animals to move them. Animals also have to eat, just like humans.

…maybe even humans are animals…I don’t really get it yet.

This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.

I thought that even cars were animals as they move a lot, until I noticed there were windows on them and they always had a human inside when they move. I wonder how they move them though. Do humans stick their feet under them? Mhh…it wouldn’t make much sense, they seem heavy after all.

Mhhh….

Mhhhh…

…cars are really weird.

Oh! The dog has finished peeing on me. I feel really dirty now. Luckily the people with yellow reflective vests will clean me soon.

Those humans with reflective vests are awesome.

First the ones wearing the orange vests install me, then the ones with the yellow vests clean me every evening.

The humans with reflective vests are the best friends of windows.

Humans with reflective vests banzai!