I’ve found out that humans aren’t all the same and decided to call some of them women and the others men.

How I found out?

Some nights ago two humans got here in front of the building late at night, there was something strange with them as they couldn’t walk really well and kept zigzagging in a weird way.

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When they got to the building, which was closed that late at night, they started playing with each other and then took off their clothes. That’s when I found out some humans have a stick between their legs and some have a hole.

Humans are really weird…

Anyway, they kept playing for a while until some of those humans with the blue uniforms passed in front of the building and made them dress before putting some metal rings around their wrists.

I’ve been spending the last few days trying to distinguish men and women without having to see them naked and I have to say I’m getting really good at it.