I wake up. That is odd. For I am a ghost. I feel pain. Am I a ghost?

I open my eyes and look. I am in a hospital room. You just have to ask why, don't you? I give up. Some people never learn.

Anyways, my hands have this needle attached to them. I think it is called an intravenous drip. And you ask why again? Seriously, do you think that only you have been to a hospital before? Wait, I got hands. Oh I think I have gone stupid in the head too. I blame you people.

I feel there is something odd going on. I am good with feelings. I am a ghost after all. But ghosts don't have hands you can stick needles to. So I am not a ghost. Phew. I got that out of the way.

So I am not a ghost. I got a body. I can feel pain. The part of the body I see looks human. Oh I remember now. I got this strange message. I am possessing the dead guy's body now. I think this is my possession. Now I own it. I am a human?

I know, maybe I am dreaming. But ghosts don't dream. I have a feeling I am not. Wait, that means I am not a ghost. Do the ghostly rules even apply?

I am happy I am human. This means I live again. But it is painful. That is not good. Ah I will stop thinking. I am no good at thinking. I blame the human body for it. It must not have the required brain cells. Stupid man. Guess now he is a stupid ghost.

The door opens. Hey, Busty Rack san comes in. She is wearing a nurse uniform. She looks sexy. Guess I should rename her Busty Nurse san. It is more right.

"Ah you are up." She comes and touches my body. I think my temperature just rose. Ah the feeling of flowing blood. It is the best thing in the world. You don't think so. Become a ghost once.

"Some people have come to visit you." And in comes Pretty Cute san. And Uptight Sexy Swimsuit san. They look worried. Pretty Cute san has tears in her eyes. Oh she starts crying. Then she hugs me. Uptight Sexy Swimsuit san also starts smiling. I feel something is odd. Ah but I am not a ghost. But I still feel something is odd. Ah it is the feeling of breasts. I am being hugged tightly. I wish the other two would do the same. But they only keep standing and smiling.

Then I realize. It must be my level up. Divine beings sent me to an alternate dimension, right? It is like that game I played. The one where I have to earn love points and get love flags. There is the sexy nurse route. The childhood friend route. And the responsible teacher route. Is there a harem route? I feel something is odd. But I am not a ghost.

I need to get some love points. And then I can do whatever I want. I love this game. Thank you divine beings. It is a great reward. I am sure I will be satisfied. But wait, I am alive. Why do I want to be satisfied?

Ghosts are greedy. Ah did you ask why again. There is no cure for stupidity. Why do you think they do not get satisfied? But humans are greedy too. And I am human. This is great.

The door opens again. A handsome smiling doctor enters the room. I know it's a doctor. He has that white coat on. Do not believe if someone tells you ghosts are stupid. They are as intelligent as when they were human. Some ghosts are stupid. They were stupid humans.

He comes and says some stuff. Busty Nurse san smiles. This handsome guy. Must be a stealer character. Definitely a stealer character. The one who seems gentle on the outside but always a devil inside. I will not let you get your filthy claws on my woman. By hook or by crook. I won't let you do that. She is mine, stupid stealer character. You are human. I will burn you. I will boil you in oil. Do not get a ghost pissed off.

"Grrr" Oops. People were scared. I should know better. I am not a ghost. My voice reaches the living. Good. I have warned the stealer character. Oh let's call him Stupid Doctor san.

Oh they have to go. But they say they will come again. I am happy. It is still painful. But it is happy painful. Guess I did good choosing the body. Ghosts are intelligent. But I am not a ghost.

Ah Busty Nurse san comes to wash my body. I think I am smiling. But I can't see my face. I don't care. I just need to enjoy it. She feels soft and warm. It is good to be living.

"A mirror please." I ask. She smiles and brings one. I can die right now. Cancel that. I don't want to die.

Oh... I am a bishounen. I look too girly. I think I will fall for myself. Faces like this actually exist. I thought it was only in my games. It is a good character to build up love points. Women love such characters. Atleast in my games. This will be fun.

But I can still see the ghosts. Hospitals have many ghosts. There are also four in my room. I think they have longing in their eyes. Don't become stealer characters. I warn you. I will let those exorcists loose on you.

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I leave my body. I feel I am outside my body. If you ask I will hit you. I know I am outside. I can see my body. Again I am a ghost. Now I am sad painful. It is like getting someone addicted and then taking away their drugs. I will faint. But ghosts don't faint. I am sick. But ghosts don't get sick. Sometimes they pretend to be. If you want to find sick ghosts, look in the hospital. They are seriously sick. Got some amazing doctor humor.

But now I ask why. Did I only get that little time to get satisfied? It is too cruel, divine beings. Aren't you supposed to be the good side?

"Human Body, Power - Weak. Spirit - None. Charm - Strong. Can only be possessed for half a day. Possession time improves when power increases. Locked." A strange message comes in front of my eyes. I feel it is related to the body. I am good with feelings. I think I am right. I feel I am right. But how much is half a day? Ghosts are bad with time. How long was I in the body?

I am thinking. It hurts my head. What is going on? Ghosts are curious. That's why they are dead. Didn't you hear curiosity killed the cat. And then it became a ghost.

"Ghost level 2. No of Possessions - 1. Power of Possession. Low Japanese influence." Another message creeps up. I feel this is about me. I got one body. Can I get more bodies? I feel like I can. But I can only possess one at a time. I am only one ghost after all. I feel like it's true. Low Japanese influence? I don't get it. You are thinking another stupid question aren't you? Like how are bodies alive or something. Thought so. Don't come near me. I will get affected.

I should go find other bodies. But I still need this one. I should increase it's power. How much is half a day? What happens if it is a night event? I better increase it's power. How do I increase power?

I shouldn't have asked these stupid ghosts. And stop grinning. Or I will break all your teeth. Ghosts can't hit each other. We got ethereal bodies. But both of us got ethereal bodies. We should be able to hit each other. But I can't. I simply pass through them. How does it feel when a ghost walks into another ghost? I can't deal with all the stupid questions. So stop grinning.

Next time I will go look for one which has a bigger dick or stronger muscles. Then I can be my own stealer character. I will have an affair. It will be fun. Oh I also need a body with stronger muscles. To protect this body. It won't be good if he gets beaten up and loses his charm. Big Dick san and Strong Muscle san, please die soon. I need to find them first. It will be difficult. But I am a ghost.

I can't enter my body now. I will try later.

But I am still a ghost. So I will do what I did. The daily life routine. Or death routine. Let's just say ghostly routine.

Exorcists are around. They are around a lot. Ah there's the regular two. I better avoid them. But I run into another one. He is chasing me. I run. Don't wanna get caught.

Random Guy was pretty excited. Because of the many exorcists. He was excited over their uniforms. He thinks they are some kind of guild. With their own uniforms. I think he wants to join. But he was refused. Poor guy. But it's better this way.

There are too many exorcists around. I keep running into them. They keep chasing me. I hide. I return to the hospital. I spend time talking with the other ghosts.

Oh I can enter my body now. The sweet feeling of pain is back. I like it. It makes me feel alive. You should always feel alive. But not in pain.

An exorcist arrives. Through the window. We are on the 4th floor. And you are not a ghost. I shiver. It is an exorcist. My life passes in front of my eyes. And my death. Did I have a good life? A good death?

He takes off his hood. I am shocked. Ghosts do get shocked. It's Sexy Onee-san. From China. She is an exorcist. Nice to meet you Onee-san. Fire the guy who made this uniform. You can't tell guys and girls apart.

"Looks like you have high spirit sensitivity. Were you just talking with the ghosts?" She asks. Her voice is sweet. Like the tingling of bells. But I saw her punch. She is a sweet devil.

"Nice. Won't you become an Exorcist?" Yes Onee-san. I will become an excellent exorcist. This must be another route. The sexy elder sister route. I will become the best exorcist. But I am a ghost.