An exorcist runs. He or she runs a lot. Primary responsibility of an exorcist is to exorcise ghosts. The first step is to actually catch them. How do you catch a ghost which can go through walls and buildings?

You run. And you run. And you run some more. You would think exorcists would have got some Olympic medals by now. Maybe they have. Exorcists like to remain secret to the living world. It is only us ghosts who recognize them.

Though what's secretive about hiding behind a suspicious looking cloak? Doesn't it make you stand out? Ah but this ghost is being stupid here. What does it matter? If they like it, they like it. If it works, it works. I guess.

But I still think it is very uncool. Especially when I have to run wearing them. Sometimes I think being a ghost is better.

Ah I am a ghost. Right now I am running in the busy streets, full of people and ghosts doing various things. Um I think most of them are only doing one thing. Staring at the uncool me. Atleast it is only my body which is affected. Would I lose my charm points like this? That would be troublesome. This body's good points is it's charm. If I lose that what use is this body?

Ghosts get angry. I do. Right now I am wishing to break some people's teeth. They cannot stop laughing . Ah but I can't hit a ghost. And I am too weak to last in a fight with the living. Sigh! Please don't bother me with your stupid questions. Can't you see I am sad.

Ah I get tired. I had forgotten this feeling. Ghosts never get tired. But possessed human bodies do. This body is particularly weak. Ignored by it's previous owner, it is very difficult to maintain. It does not heal fast. Stamina sucks. Strength sucks. The girlish looks make it seem even weaker. So it gets tired fast.

It is painful getting tired. If you are ghost. Ghosts never get tired. Ah I can't move at all.

I rest. Under a tree. Exorcist training is difficult.

I can't lay here. Half a day might be over. Need to make it back to the hospital room. Ah Sexy Onee-san descends. Wait, where did you descend from? I look up at the tree.

She offers me a cold drink. Ah the taste. The coolness. Maybe the thing ghosts miss most of all is taste. Ghosts can't eat or drink after all. Eh she disappeared again. What is up with the Onee-san? It is unfair you know. Even I don't want to be seen in something so uncool.

I get up and run again. This running will take the life of me. But I am a ghost. This is all for the love points. Love points of Onee-san.

I am hungry. I am sure you are burning to ask another stupid question. I will ignore you. Elegent Mama san enters the room with a bento. She is good at cooking. Ah the sight of her. I like her food. I like her. Oh she can't stay long.

Busty Nurse san comes in and starts checking me. Do not check my blood pressure please. I assure you it is high. Ah she looks amazing. She comes close. Her soft hands rub my face. "There's a piece of rice stuck there...hehehe." Ah she looks lovely. Her breasts bounce as she laughs. She picks the rice and puts it in her mouth. "Delicious".

My blood pressure has shot up. I am sure of it. Ah the feeling of flowing blood. I can get addicted to it. This must be an event. I must have enough love points. I am happy. So happy. I can ascend right now. But I still a ghost. In a human's body.

Eh I left the body. I fell asleep right in front of Busty Nurse san. My body did. Nurse san gently places the blanket on me. And leaves. Did I complete the event? I am anxious. I didn't miss something, right?

I am anxious. Ghosts do get anxious. This body will be the end of me. I need to increase it's power. How do I increase power?

Now I am a ghost. Time for my ghostly routine. Wait, Sexy Onee-san didn't see, right? I shiver. She will erase me. Ghosts do shiver. But we don't have a body. So we cannot shiver.

Strong Muscle san, where are you? I try looking from up high. Exorcists cannot fly. They will never catch ghosts like this. Fat man, fat man, kid, delinquent, woman, skinny man, fat man. Why is that everytime a ghost wants to find someone, they never find them? Did they close down all gyms? Does no one practice martial arts?

Skinny man, woman, kid, kid, delinquent, woman, skinny man, fat man. Oops I am looking near a school.

This is nice way to travel. Up high and down to the building I want to go. Like a roller coaster.

I am in the high school. Pretty Cute san, Uptight Swimsuit Sensei, where are you? I pass through room after room. Oh I found them.

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Swimsuit Sensei is taking the class. Her words sound full of wisdom. Ah her voice is so lovely. She is wearing a suit. With a skirt. I peek under. White ones. Not bad sensei. All the boys are drooling. Some girls got this wild look in their eyes. Why you ask? Are you alright in your head?

Pretty Cute san is sleeping. Does she not like the subject? Ah but I see tear marks on her face. Was she crying for me? I can't remember you. But I can still love you. So come back.

But I am a ghost. Our voices do not reach the living.

I will leave. But not before swimming class. Uptight Sexy Swimsuit Sensei is dazzling. I am sure light is reflecting off the water and shining on her. Sensei, lift your legs up. Stretch that body. Shake those breasts. Move that ass. I can die happy. Oh take me divine beings. I am satisfied. For a moment.

Oh I can enter my body again. I stretch my body too. Oh it is quite flexible. My recuperation is going nicely. I can run around the hospital too. No sign of any enemies. Sexy Onee-san must be strong.

"Hello". Onee-san is scary. Very scary. Ghosts do get scared. Where did you pop up from? You weren't watching all this time? Cats may have nine lives. Ghosts only have one. But I have seen cat ghosts. Does that mean they died nine times? Ah Busty Nurse san help me. I have got stupid-itis. Get me into emergency. This is dangerous.

"Come, we shall exorcise a ghost." She says. I follow. No I am not going through the window. She may have superpowers. I just have a weak body.

I don't have to leave the hospital. She heads towards the morgue. Is there a dangerous ghost here? So close to me? Wait, did it get to Busty Nurse san? I am angry. I will kill you, destroy you, end you. Ah but I can exorcise you. I smile.

Onee-san looks at me. She smiles too. Ah to kill an enemy and see Onee-san smile. Can this night become better?

In the morgue, there is a ghost. Yes, yes there is only one ghost in the morgue. Why would ghosts hang around such a boring place...so stop asking me stupid questions. Sigh.

"Exorcists use tools, which I showed you before. But we also use other things such as chants. Now repeat after me. Om namo namo....heem creem sheem....swaha!" Quite a long one. I forget a lot of words in between. So she repeats.

The ghost looks at us sadly. It is an old man. And then he picks up a knife. Wait, that is a real knife. He intends to kill. But the chant is repeated and the old man stops. He twitches. Ghosts can twitch? Don't ask me. First time I saw.

He starts screaming. Oh he is in pain. The screaming cannot be heard by the living. I can hear it. I am a ghost. So much pain. It is torture. We are torturing the guy. Maybe it is easier when you cannot hear the scream. She can sense the ghost. I can see them. Maybe it is easier when you cannot see them.

Let's end this fast. I start chanting. "Om namo namo....." My voice breaks. It is painful. Too painful. Wait, the chanting is effecting me too. Not as much as that ghost though. Maybe this weak body is protecting me. I chant the rest of the words. ".....swaha."

The ghost explodes. Ever seen an exploding ghost? Ever seen an exploding human? Very similar. The ghost explodes into various spirit things. Don't ask me. First time for me as well. Ah it looks like the ectoplasm from that movie I saw. When I was not a ghost. How long ago was that?

I shiver. I shiver uncontrollably. The Onee-san hugs me. She hugs me tight. Ah I can feel her breasts. It is soft. But I still shiver. And I shudder. That could have been me. I am still shivering as I reach my bed. The Onee-san is still here. She hugs me on the bed. She rubs my head. "Yosh yosh. You did well. I will come back later."

I have left my body again. Shit I am scared. I go to the morgue once more. I need to see it once more. What is this thing which makes us ghosts?

The ectoplasm is gathering. It is joining together. A shape is emerging. The old man is back. But he is a ghost. He winks and smiles.

Ghosts get exorcised right? I saw him explode right?

The old man tries to touch something. But his hand passes through. Wait, didn't he pick up a knife before? Did he lose his power? His spiritual energy? So he became a normal ghost?

Ah it is like that game I played. Where you lose your levels when you die. But we are ghosts. We are already dead. So exorcising us makes us lose levels? How many levels? What happens when you exorcise a normal ghost?

Divine beings. I pray I never find out.