World travel can be a hard decision when you can go anywhere. Dragon ball? DxD? Naruto? Or maybe Star Wars? Star Track? Hmm. What if I reincarnate as Conan, crush my enemies, have them driven before me, to hear the lamentations of their women.

That’s a dark path their. I better not do it while I’m still new at this. My power level is zero. My magic level is zero. My level of technology is lower then the stone age. I had better select a safe world where I can start to grow stronger. With that in mind I choose the Pokémon.

I choose to start without ashes memories, mainly because I don’t want to be infested by his idiocy. I also chose the reincarnation route as Ash when he woke up late for his Pokémon. Unlike that idiot, I got dressed properly and walked to professor Oaks lab. It wasn’t hard to find. There was a huge crowd in front of the place.

Because I got there much later then Gary, I didn’t have to listen to his crap and I meet Professor Oak right away. He chided me for being late but after opening all 3 empty balls and embarrassing myself he told me that there was one left.

Pikachu’s ball came out and Professor Oak opened it up right away. I am no masochist and so took a step to block Professor Oaks view and sucked the surprised Pikachu into a portal before sending him right back out. The farm has the ability to make anything that goes into it loyal to me and so in less then a second I had the perfectly loyal Pikachu.

I picked him up and surprised Professor Oak surprise. The guy knew that Pikachu was an evil zapping monster but he didn’t say anything. I just thanked the guy and walked out. It’s a good thing that this is a newer cuter version of Pikachu and not the one from the original Kanto anime.

Outside was a crowd of people cheering for me with signs and even ashes mom was there. After giving me my backpack and supplies that she had packed for me I was off. Its time to be a Pokémon Master. Its not chuni if I am actually in the Pokémon world right?

Well, its off to Viridian City. While walking, I let the song play mentally in my head. Pikachu was of course walking along with me. Just because he was loyal now doesn’t mean that he still wasn’t afraid of being locked up inside of a pokéball.

We first ran into a Pidgey. Unlike the games, Pokémon are not limited in moves. With a quick thunderbolt to stun and an quick attack combo, Pidgey was easily captured. I only now have 5 pokéballs and so I tried sticking one into my farm. I went inside and looked at my ship and sure enough, was now available for purchase.

Good, now I don’t have to worry about running out of supplies. Although it was expensive at 200 gold per ball. If I remember correctly, its also 200 pokédollars in the game. When I try to take out 200 pokédollars, 200 gold is subtracted from my total. So there’s some kind of currency exchange. Oh well. I’ll think on that later.

I run into 6 more Pidgeys and instead of battling them, I just suck them into the farm. Finally we ran into a sparrow. I made Pikachu attach it with a thunderbolt and it was enraged. This was exactly my aim and before they swarmed the two of us, I opened a portal and sucked them all in. this world is pure profit. There was even a Rattata that was scared off and ran our way. He too was sucked into the farm.

I wanted to meet Misty and so I decided to follow the river. After climbing down the waterfall, I stuck a portal into the water that coved all the way to the bottom and started to suck in whatever I could. Magikarps, Gyarados, Goldeens and even a Seaking was sucked right in. yup this is the life of a Pokémon master.

My portal was causing the water level do drop sharply and so I had to drop it before I met up with Misty. She was still fishing and seems to ignore the fact that the water level had dropped significantly.

I waved to her as I approached and threw a cheesy pickup line her way. “Hey there beautiful, any luck?” The girl just blushed at me. “Sorry about that, I just spook what I felt. By the way my name is Ren.” I stuck out my hand to introduce myself. “Hi, my name is Misty. I was just trying my luck at fishing. Unfortunately I haven’t gotten a bite today yet.” She then cough me checking her out. Yeah the girl is 12 but I’m just 11 so its all good.

“Sorry about that, its just that I have never seen a beauty like you before. Has anyone every told you that your long and white legs are very sexy?” her entire race turned red. It even went down her heck. Wow her tang top is short. If she in a few years, I would be able to see her under boobs.

“I’m headed to Viridian City. Today is actually my first day as a Pokémon trainer. I just left from Pallet town a few hours ago.” My attempt to change the awkward atmosphere looks to have worked and she told me that she was headed there too. We decided to travel together.

Misty walked her bike so we could chat as we walked. “Why isn’t your Pikachu in its pokéball?” “He’s actually afraid of being locked up in the pokéball and so I just keep him out. There’s really no point in forcing him to say in the ball when he can just travel with me like this. I also read that Pokémon grow stronger faster the more experience they have. There’s no way to gain experience while resting in a pokéball and so I think that this will let Pikachu grow stronger faster.” I nod my head like an expert. This is of course all bullshit. I need to practice for the elemental nations after all.

I spotted Ho-Oh and sucked him into my farm too. It’s a legendary Pokémon after all. In the game, you can’t get it until gold and silver.

The road soon turned from gravel to pavement and we then came upon a police box. Officer Jenny came out and stopped us. “Hey you suspicious people there. Stop. That Pokémon isn’t in a pokéball. Did you kidnap it?”

I was annoyed. “First off, you’re a fucken idiot. Don’t just go around accusing people of committing crimes. You at least need probable cause. You’re a god damn officer, you should know this shit. Second, not all Pokémon like to be keep in their pokéball. This is common knowledge. Third, we are fucken kids. Are you blind? And last of all, look up. The criminals you are looking for have been floating in the hot air balloon above your police box trying to fish the wanted poster of themselves before we even got here. If you can tell its them by just looking at their cloth and hair.” This particular Jenny was a moron.

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I kind of blew up there and that seems to have petrified both girls. I only stared at the two with a deadpan face. Since they weren’t acting I called out “Pikachu use thunderbolt on the balloon.” Only a fist size hole was made in the balloon so they didn’t crash but the balloon was forced to land. I saw Meowth and secretly sucked him into my farm. Jessie and James were too distracted about the forced landing to notice. Before they even exited the basket, Pikachu zapped the two a few more times until they stopped struggling and then I walked pass officer Jinny, took her cuffs from her belt and cuffed Jessie and James together with interlocked arms.

I walked back to Misty and dragged me with her towards the city. We were almost at the Poké Mart when Misty finally busted out of her daze. “Oh my god that was so cool. You took out those bad guys and even capture them. Officer Jenny didn’t even do a thing. Wow, Pikachu your so cool. You sure showed her huh.” The girl would have kept on ranting but I stopped her with a kiss to the corner of her lips. Not full on lips to lips but not a kiss on the cheeks either.

This of course cause her head to steam. She almost did a Hinata faint but I was able to distract her by once again dragging her. I wanted to check out the Poké Mart. “Come on, lets do some shopping.” All women like shopping right? If that sounds sexist then yup I’m a sexist. I’ll always treat females better the males. Its just who I am.

If I run into bandits, guess who I would be more likely to spare. Once I get to the One Piece world I’ll be saving those pirate girls too, no worries. Female knights, elf girls, bunny girls, I’ll make sure to catch them all. Ah shit, I was staring off into space. Good thing Misty was doing the same. The only one who noticed was the cashier. Well it’s a dude so he doesn’t matter.

The Poké Mart was a total let down. it only sold pokéball, antidotes, paralyze heals and burn heals. I bought 100 pokéball and 1 of everything and stuck them in my farm. I had a plan for this stuff after all. Misty was stupefied at the amount I was spending. I gave her 10 pokéball. She’s a waifu candidate after all.

We then headed off the Pokémon center. I need to heal my Pidgey and its not a bad idea to get Pikachu checked up also. Nurse Joy was all too happy to take mines and Misty’s Pokémon. I wanted to steal a Chansey but would likely get caught.

“Misty, you don’t mind if I make a call home do you? You should take this change to do the same. I’m sure your family is missing you.” I told Misty. If I remember, she ran away from home. “Ok.” Was her reply and I sat down at one of the terminals to call home. I don’t truly see her as my mother because I decide not to take any of Ashes memories but she is still the mother of this body. I can at the very least respect her as a mother and try to start a relation ship now.

Our conversation goes very different from cannon. I’m not a loser like the original ash and I have already caught hundreds of Pokémon. Not very many species yet but still a crap ton. I got a call right after from Professor Oak. He told me that he made a bet that for a million dollars with Gary that I wouldn’t be able to catch a single Pokémon by the time I made it to Viridian City. I of course told him that I caught several. Even the one that was above his head.

“Stop joking. People have been looking for this Pokémon for ages and never found it.” “Hold on a minute” I stepped off screen. Popped into my farm. Took out my Pokédex to record some data on Ho-Oh before placing it into a pokéball and exited out of my farm. This only took less then 30 second and so I then stock my Pokédex into the terminal as if it was a floppy disk and the data was sent.

At first the man mist not have realized what I had sent him before his realization caused him to go into hysterics “Oh my god. Oh my god. I’m going to be rich. If I submit a research paper for this it will guarantee my make makes it into the history books. This is it. My dream of getting name into history is assured. This will make me, this will make me the best researcher in the world.” His my maniacal laughter caused even Misty to come over to see what was going on.

“Ren, Please son. Send me your Pokémon.” The man was on his hands and knees. I was reluctant but Misty chimed in. “Go on Ren, he’s even begging on his hands and knees.” “Alright, but only for tonight. We are headed for Pewter City tomorrow morning. I head that Giovanni the gym leader of Viridian City will only battle with someone who has seven other badges. A claw shaped object opens up from the table and as soon as I place down my pokéball, its teleported away.

Shit, got to get me some of this tech. now I remember that these guys are able to even clone Pokémon from fossils and make Mew 2 from Mew. I guess there’s so much of nature left because of Pokémon in this world. Humans would have likely destroyed the world by now without them.

Professor Oak cut the call as soon as he received Ho-Oh. What a bastard. On well. “Hey Mist, want to go out for some dinner? We walked for hours and I didn’t see you eating anything.” “Yeah sure. I know a place close by. You don’t mind soba do you?” I just agreed with her and took her hand.

What I am doing may seem forward but its something I’ve polished through my first life. Yes, this body is just 11 and Misty is just 12 but in my first life, I was already having sex at 10 so theirs that. Also, shy girls takes some conditioning. Right now in her head the most embarrassing thing she has done so far was a kiss but not a kiss so that set the bar pretty high for her mentally already.

She was near passing out before but now, even though we are only holding hands, most of her embarrassment is from thinking about the kiss from earlier and not actually the hand holding. This is lesson 1 from my first girlfriend. She would touch me, hug me and cling onto me and slowly she got me to go along with more and more until we went full blown sex. From fifth grade to seventh grade we had a great relationship of mostly sex but one day her family just moved away.

Personally I think that she got pregnant and her parents forced her to move thinking that she was raped or something. Years later I found her on social media and she had a daughter. the age seems to fit but she didn’t respond to any of my messages and I got the hint.

Dinner was good. I got soba of course but I also ordered some spring rolls. The meat is Pokémon right? Feels kind of weird to eat but you know, nature and all that. We chatted and Misty admitted that she was one of the Cerulean Sisters from the Cerulean Gym. Her sisters had stopped becoming serious about being gym leaders and only carried about putting on their shows. That was the base reason for why she left. She wanted to train to become stronger to take over the gym.

The Pokémon center offered beds for trainers passing through for cheep and so we went back to the Pokémon center to get some sleep. “Hey Misty, if we share one bed, we can split the cost and save some money.” Misty blushed at my offer. “Sorry, it was just a joke.” I told her. For some reason, she had a bit of a disappointed look in her eyes.

I didn’t tease her further and so we both went out own way. Just one day in the Pokémon world and I realized that this body is super week. I really should go somewhere I can powerup my body, even if its only for a little while. I can just come back at the exact time I leave anyways so no one should notice.

I first went into my farm and freed my Pidgey and Pikachu. I then ordered all of my Pokémon to battle each other and use the spring to heal themselves whenever they get hurt. This should be better then even using rare candy.

I Love the Pokémon world but I need to get stronger to keep myself safe. I cant always rely on my portals to keep me safe. If not for my farm, I am not sure I would have survived. Ash almost died on his first day after all. He only survived because Pikachu sacrificed himself. If it’s a world that will let me get stronger faster while its relatively safe at the beginning then, that place should do.