Here I am standing in front of being of light. I remember dying and so this must be god. “hmm, yes you are right I am god. But don’t worry so much about being going to hell or something like that. I have decided to reincarnate to you because I found your life entertaining. Like in those isekai novels you read so much a bout I will let you have 2 wishes and then I will either reincarnate you or transmigrate you into the plane of your choice.
I was of course ecstatic. This was a dream come true after all. All of those novels, manga and anime I watched did not go in vain. I had already planed for something like this and so my wishes came out as soon as god was finish asking. “For my first wish, I want a special farm like Zhao Hai’s from Bringing The farm to live in another world. His is to limited in my opinion and so I don’t want any levels but I still want all of the other features. I also don’t want to be limited to only faming plants and animals. As long is its related to farming, I want to be able to do it and I also want those kinds of things to be enabled in the shop.”
“Very will” Boomed gods voice to me. “For my second wish, I want to be able to travel to other worlds. Be they anime, novels or even games I want to be able to visit them all. I want to be able to choose wither to reincarnate , transmigrate or even enter an alternate version of that world at any point of time at my leisure.” “Done.” God nodded back to be.
“For my first world, I want to be reincarnated as Aladdin right after he enters the cave of wonders.” God just smiles, or at least I feel that he is smiling and raises his hand with his fingers split between his index finger and middle finger before telling me “Love long and prosper.” I was completely dumbfounded and before I could even respond I was already kneeling in the cave of wonders.
I came to my senses quickly and before the stupid monkey could do anything to ruin things for me I grabbed it and sucked it into my farm. I don’t remember all of the details but if I am right it tries to steal a ruby or something and collapses the cave.
I soon enough found the magic carpet and it helped me travel to the magic lamp. I made sure not to touch anything else other then the lamp. It was the only rule of the cave after all. As soon as I grabbed the lamp, I gave it a rub and with a woosh, the genie came rushing out. After a few minutes of his antics about a crick in his neck and something about ten thousand years I introduced myself as Ren.
“Alright then you got yourself three wishes. Rule number one, I can’t kill anybody. I cant make anybody fall in love with anybody else. Rule number three, I cant bring anybody back from the dead.” All this time he had been transforming into different things such as severing his head, a giant pair of lips and a ghoul of some kind.
“Alright genie, I am going to be straight with you. I am actually what people would call a planes walker or world traveler. I know that you want your freedom and I am absolutely willing to give that to you.” This seems to have shocked the genie. He got all in my face with a giant magnifying glass seemingly trying to inspect if I was telling the truth or not. “What’s the catch, people are greedy, no body just gives up free wishes.”
“Just one wish is not much to me. You see there is this one earth with some things called dragon balls. Once you gather 7 you can summon a dragon that grants you one wish. The balls take a year to regain their power and you can make another wish. Fully thing is that there’s another set on an alien planet and that set gives you two wishes. Best of all, a year there is only one hundred and thirty earth days. So all in all I am not missing out on much.” I just shrugged my shoulders.
The genie being the drama queen that he is just has his jaws drop and hit the ground while carpet pats him on his back. Bending over, I grab the bottom haft of his jaw and close his mouth. You got to admit, the guys pretty entertaining.
Crossing his arms the genie ask me “So, what where your wishes?” “firs off, I need you to answer a few of my questions about wishes, if I was to ask for an infinite amount of gold, would that be possible?” “Not really, we have some loopholes that can be use to overcome that. I would do something like make you a pouch that gives you thousands of years worth of gold but only a few grains would come out at a time or burry you in gold and you would get crushed.” “I thought you couldn’t kill” I asked him back.
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With a humph he answers me back with “That’s not killing, technically, it’s the gold that kills you and not me. See all the gold around you? Under almost each of those piles is an idiot.” That thought made me cringe just a bit. It’s a good thing I asked.
“Alright, so if I ask you to transport someone to the moon you could?” I asked him. He just game me a nod. “Ok then, if you do me a solid and not screw me over then I will wish for your freedom with my last wish. Deal?” I hold out my hand for him to shake and he does.
“I wish that as soon as I step out of the cave of wonders, I become the owner and the Cave of Wonders and it becomes something portable to me like a spatial ring, only I want all the curses hexes, basically anything that wants to do anything bad to me to be nullified.” Genie bobs his head smiling at me.
“Next, I want Jafar, the guy waiting outside to be transported to the moon to be transferred to the moon as soon as I see him. I’ll then set you free. Lets go.” With a smile we all hop on the carpet and he flies us out.
As arranged, as soon as I exit the cave, the lion head thing gets sucked into itself as if a black hole was sucking in the universe but just before it disappeared completely, it turned into a ring and flew onto my ring finger on my right hand. I watched the whole thing in amazement and had forgotten about Jafar but when I heard him gasp, I turned around to see him vanish.
That brought a smile to my face. The only thing left was the dumb bird. I quickly ran over and grabbed it by the neck, only to suck it into my farm. Waste not want not and all that jazz. As promised “Genie, I wish for your freedom.” A whirl of something. Magic maybe. Came out of the lamp and wrapped its self around genie until it reached the cuffs on his wrist and they suddenly opened dropping onto the floor. The lamp then turned from golden into copper and genie suddenly yelled out “I’m free. Quick, I got to pack. I’m off to see the world.”
At this time he was packing some kind of trunk with all sorts of junk until he noticed me zapping the cuffs and lamp into my farm. The trunk disappeared and he came down to hug me. I’m not really a hugger but dude was strong as heck. Carpet came over and wrapped both of us up also. The bro hug ended and I waved genie good bye. “Go on carpet, you two are friends right. Its best if you stock with genie.” I waved him over towards genie.
Giant fist sized tear drops came from genie as the two hugged and twirled around. There was something I had been thinking about for a while now so I called out to genie. “Hey genie, what’s your name?” He just rubbed the back of his head and answered back “Erm, I don’t have one.” “You know, there’s this super famous guy where I come from. His name is Robin Williams. The two of you have the same voice. Would you mind it if I name you Robin? It will kind of be like your inheriting his legacy of freedom and joy.”
“Robin, I like that. You hear that carpet? From now on my name is Robin. Thanks pal.” Fireworks shoot up into the air and flowers of fire bloom but before he could look back to me I had already disappeared into my farm.
Similar to the original special farm, I had all of the auto farming tools. I went ahead and planted my bag of turnups. Next think in line is to selloff all this stuff I just got. I don’t even bother checking the contents and just sold off everything except for the ring. A menu displayed in front of me and my currency went from 500 gold to 3.8 billion.
I ten take a look at the price of a bag of turnup seeds. 200 gold. You serious? What a rip off. I take out a gold and its like 10 grams of gold per coin. Shit that’s like 600 USD. What a fucken rip off. Heck no am I buying any more seeds if I can help it. I remember that there was an option to turn the crops into seeds. I’ll just do that instead until I can get to a place that sells seeds.
I look around for the monkey and parrot but they don’t seem to be around. I guess they are in store. As I think of it, I see a window open up and sure enough I see them in storage. Good, I don’t want them going around messing with stuff.
Well, its time for world travel.