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People came to call it that when Humans were no longer able to give birth and all research toward natural and artificial reproduction ending with a failure.

The exact date when this happened isn’t known at all, its only known that this began with a small percentage of the population, slowly eating away at our species.

With families full of broken hearts, and political leaders succumbing to insanity, a certain idea popped up in the back of their minds, eating away what’s left of their nonexistent rational thinking.

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That thought quickly transformed into a horrifying ignition.....That which would fuel the last World War.

And yet, a man who could only be described as a walking miracle lived.

He wasn’t some genius scientist that discovered the cause of the devastating matter, nor is he the last man alive able to seed a woman.

HE WA------

“Gaugh?!”

“Would you please stop day dreaming and pick up that rifle?”

While on my knees, i sent a glace toward the beauty before me.

She had stunning black eyes, and black hair that could only be called the work of wonders.

Her white skin gave off the feeling of the lack of sun exposure it got, and her sadistic smile was one of a kind.

The left side of her robe had a slit that goes up to her thigh, which would normally be a treat for those who have ‘high standards’.

Hehe, truly, a treat to the eye!

Of course, i’m still on my knees.

I can take a glimpse of ‘that’ from this position after all!

The sexy nun gives out a sigh, and crouches down to my eye level.

“I think i’ve said this many times now....”

Of course, the whole thing got covered.

Ehh~ Then i don’t need to be on my knees anymore right?

I quickly got up.

“W-woah?!”

And.....I fell just as quickly.

“You.....Just pick up your rifle.....alright? After we’re done with this, i’ll let you play as much as you want.”

Play as much as you want

I quickly shot up, made a 45 degree bow and said “As you command, Mistress!”

Kehahaha, Let’s get this done with!

This world hasn’t seen any good in a few decades, with my generation being its last.

By the way, i’m 25 years old~

Though don’t tell anyone, Okay~?

“But still, Sister. Aren’t these guys crazy? Wasting precious Resources, Men and Time on something like war?”

“Well, those guys are pretty desperate. They somehow have this idea of it being a biological weapon of some country.....and this is why we’ve been sent here, to see if such a fictional ‘cure’ exist.”

“Hee~ Sister really is smart! Incredible! Genius!”

“.........Anyhow, look through the scope. See if you can find our target.”

“Aye Aye~!”

I peered through the scope of my anti-personal sniper rifle, and simply scanned through all the windows visible to me.

“Damn......i’d rather enter than look at it from afar, y’know....?”

“No can do.”

Ehh~

There’s a strip club in front of me.....and you’re asking me not to enter....and simply peer through.....?!

How can you be so cruel!

Although i have endless complaints to voice out, i’m not ready yet to say goodbye to this horrible world.

“No visible conformation, Sister! I Humbly suggest we send an Agent, Me, Inside undercover in order to have more efficiency!”

Hehe, i didn’t lie......I really didn’t see the target!

“Denied.”

“B-but, it’ll give us more freedom!”

“Still denied.”

Damn......

.......Oh.

I know!

“Then how about we both go there together?”

I left my rifle immediately, and got up.

I grabbed Sister by the shoulder, and gave her a thumbs up.

Of course, my face was met with a fist.

“................Alright.”

“That’s what she said~!”

And while i was enjoying the show under her robe, she sent a knee toward my face.

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“Hehehe~”

With the world thrown out of the window, Women became the most comfort seeking objective to men.

And thus, strippers no longer wore undergarment....but cosplayed in many kinds of costumes in order to satisfy their costumer’s demanding lust.

Of course, no touching.

“Seeing all these girls on poles.....Ahh~! T-t-t-there’s a cat woman there!..............Oh?! A china dress?! School swimsuit!? And is that.........the legendary bloomers?!”

Kehahahaha!

This place really is as good as they say!

And they’re all from the last generation, just like i am!

Luuuuucky~!

I was getting bored looking at old women in costumes!

That’s when a young man began approaching me and Sister, who was behind me looking all embarrassed.

Sister~ You’re so cuutee~

Oh right, right.

E-ehm.

A young man was approaching us.

He had flaming bright red hair, and red horns sticking out of his forehead to match it.

.....Is this part of the show?

I began glaring at the man who was slowly coming closer, releasing a “Grrr” Sound.

Get away!

Men aren’t allowed near me or Sister!!

Oh?

He’s not even hiding his lust while gazing at Sister....

I mean, i can kinda understand where you’re coming from.....but she’ll beat you up y’know?

The young man came to a stop a few ways off, and exaggeratedly opened his arms, as if waiting for a hug.

He revealed a charming grin, and said “O God, bless your mighty cunt~!”

The air froze, and the whole place that was pretty noisy came to a silence.

I’ve also heard a sneeze......but i didn’t mean that kind of cold y’know?

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Ehh.....

Is that really your pick up line......?

“............”

Oh.....

Right!

I forgot.....her outfit is revealing as well......and this is a strip club that works on costumes.......right.

Ahaha.

I don’t blame you for going after her, My friend.

But.......my condolences.

Sister instantly slides her left hand under the slit of her robe, and pulls out a high caliber pistol.

With the safety already switched off, she lowered the hammer and shot.

With no drama involved at all, screams irrupted from the audience.

Really, screaming is no drama.

......It’s my opinion yo.

The horned guy doesn’t budge an inch, and his smile remained unchanged.

No....i think it got deeper?

Either way, he kept on eerily smiling.

Oh yeah, he also had a hole in between his eyes.

Strangely enough.....there isn’t any blood.

Haha, weird.

Why am i so calm at this scene?

Oh yeah, Sister already began to freak out.

She emptied the rest of her magazine, which were an extra five bullets on him as well.

The man still didn’t move.

In fact, you can still see the man breathing pretty clearly.

As for our audience.......they already left......

Woah, that was pretty fast.

Oh? I can see another young man!

He had short white hair, and a halo above his head.

He also had white eyes.

Like completely white.

He looks creepy.

Yet, he gives off the feeling of you wanting to follow him.

He gives off a feeling.....that whatever he says is right.

Really, I didn’t expect this place to be a gay strip club as well.....

“Sigh. Satan.......Not again.”

“Shut up God~ Also, shouldn’t she be working in this place~? i wonder why i was shot...”

“No. If you suddenly utter my name and bless someone’s pleasure organ.....a thing which i should’ve forbidden, of course you’ll be shot.”

“Ehhh~?! Well, weren’t you also enjoying this place as i was~!?”

“Hmph. I just got here.”

No....i think you were the guy who sneezed earlier.....

Well.....

................

Really, are these guys delusional?

Well, seeing a guy with one bullet through his brain and another five through his chest laughing is proving that he is indeed not human....

No no, me being calm in this situation is more abnormal....

Well, i’ve always fantasized about stuff like this, so i guess its a dream come true?

Or perhaps the adrenaline rush from seeing so many hot girls earlier is holding my cool?

Probably the later.

Either way, the guy with that halo.

Isn’t that our guy?

“You......how dare you touch Sister?!”

Hehehe.

If i eliminate the target who is seemingly god and his immortal pal who sexually harassed Sister....then perhaps she’ll fall for me.......?

I bet she will!

No, she has too!

“No matter God or Satan.....or even both......whoever wrongs sister will meet their end by me!”

Hehehe! How do you like that?!

Satan seems to be looking at me curiously and as for god....he seems to be looking at me with disgust?

Well, i don’t care.

As for the main actor, Sister...

.......She seems so shocked that she can’t even react.

Hahaha~ A success?

“Hey Satan. didn’t i ban relationship between the same sex....? Then why is this girl talking about making another girl fall for her? if that happens, then who would give birth to more ladies?! this same gender love......this is exactly why I banned the human race from breeding! If you want to have fun with your own gender, then why bother with having kids?! this is why the human race was a mistake!!”

Annnnnd the guy who called himself god flipped out.

Ehh~ Isn’t he throwing a tantrum like a child?

Well sorry for being a girl.....

Oh?

Yes yes, i am a girl.

What, don’t you like some girl on girl action?

Of course you do.

Don’t kid yourself.

-RUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE

The earth shook as if responding to God’s tantrum, and the whole building began to collapse.

The earth then split wide open, and both me and Sister fell down while Satan was levitating, as if he was standing on an invisible floor.

And for some reason, Flying panties began to pour out from the hole we were falling through.

I was so amazed by the sudden scene and sensation, that of being pushed by flying panties, to even scream.

As for Sister...she seems to be even more shocked, and forgot to scream as well.

But really?

Flying panties?

“What the hell is happe--”

“--Blueeeh!”

Fuck!

Where the hell am i!?

I quickly checked my surroundings, and it seems that i’m in my room, covered in puke.

I take a look to my fluffy pink bed, and see Sister on the front page of a porno magazine.

As for myself, it seems that i fell off the bed.

I take a look at my lower body that is covered in puke for a second time, and notice that i’m butt naked.

Well....my lower half is, so i truly am technically butt naked.

Oh shit.

My head is killing me.

I quickly flip open my phone to check the time.

“Oh...? It’s 4/20....”

Shit, i must’ve been high and jerked off.....then fell of the bed into my pile of dirty panties?

Fuck, what a horrible way to wake up from the dose.

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Well then, this was inspired by a friend's joke.

The joke goes as follows.

satan went to strip club

He then threw a tip to a stripper wearing kinky nun costume and said "O God bless your mighty cunt"

*God sneezes outside

"Goddammit Satan, not again."

And yes, i am going to hell for this.