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Now, there is a minimum character requirement for chapter posts,so I will tell you all a wholesome story. I found a woodpecker on my porch. It was just sitting there. Thinking this was odd, I picked it up. It was clearly either sick or stunned. So I put it up in a high, shaded spot, away from the cats. I didn't think it was going to make it. But several hours passed. It was hopping around, then it flew away!

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