CHAPTER 1 - AWAKE
Shit! I feel like I’m hungover. Wait, what the hell happened?
A searing pain like a bolt of lightning shot through my head. That crazy ass girl and then that crazy ass teleport. Good god, I teleported. Hahahahaha. A maniacal laugh raced through my mind.
I just teleported! Wait, why am I getting excited? In unimaginably warm and bubbly feeling is running through me, but I have no clue why I am feeling this. It is like it is on the tip of my tongue though I cannot figure out what it is.
Damn memory loss. Hold on I’m pretty sure I’m forgetting something, but what? Cold sweat started dripping down me. I have no clue where I am!
Wait! I know what to do. Oh, great Mysterious Voice give me the power to know where I am.
⎾ Lunacy Lv. 1 – Acquired ⏌
Oi! Don’t go messing with me! I mean if you can make me teleport then surely you can give me a map.
⎾ Mapping Lv. 1 – Failed (Insufficient Level) ⏌
You were so happy to give me everything before without me really asking, but now when I need you to you’re being stingy. Damn Idiot Voice!
⎾ Lunacy Lv. 2 - Acquired ⏌
Be glad you’re not in front of me because I would kick your ass.
“Excuse me Great Lord Album, we have waited for your awakening.”
Another girl’s voice. . . For the love of god please don’t be another sociopath.
“Great Lord Album?”
I’ll pretend that she isn’t there. What am I talking about? She isn’t there that’s right she isn’t there. I am just hearing things.
“Sir are you alright?”
I’ll just walk away. Wait, I can’t see shit. What mother-fucker blinded me? What is this witchery?! Hold on, wasn’t I already blind. Why am I talking to myself? Don’t tell me this due to that damn Lunacy skill. If I could strangle a non-existent being than I would strangle that damn Voice.
“Is there something troubling you Great Lord?”
Wait, I have that magic perception skill I’ll just use it to find my escape route.
⎾ Due to Magic Stasis all previous skills have been removed and level has been reset to Lv. 1. Due to prolonged inactivity, all stats have been reset to 1. ⏌
Wait, so basically I have lost everything, but this disgusting Lunacy skill. Also, to make matters worse because I fainted I am now most likely the weakest being on the plant. Does this mean I’m weaker than an earthworm? I would slam my head into the ground if I didn’t think it would kill me.
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⎾ Secret Title Unlocked – Worm’s Rival ⏌
WHAT?! Just finish me off now! Oh, woe is me, where does the rope hang?
“Great Lord Album, why are you crying?!”
Crap, I completely forgotten about her. What am I supposed to do?
“Sir if you do not mind the carriage is here? Her highness, the Empress would greatly appreciate a visit from you.”
Empress? I’ve must have teleported into the castle! Forget the rope, it’s going to be off with my head. Dear Great Red Queen of Hearts have mercy!
“Of course. I am sorry for the inconvenience, but because of rest, I seem to be having a problem with my eyesight. So if you don’t mind can you lend me your hand?”
“I can’t possibly do something so disrespectful!”
Wait, why is she treating a criminal so nicely. Is here status below that a criminal? Wait, if she is asking me to see the Empress then she must be a vassal then that could only mean that because I’m nothing more than a worm in a human body she must not be able to stand to touch me. I must be the one that is being disrespectful. How coy she is with her words.
“Sorry, I mean no-.”
“Great Lord don’t cry. If its something that you wish that greatly then I will do my best as your guide.”
A small and warm hand enveloped mine. My heart seemed like it would burst out of my chest, and I could feel my face become hot. I surely looked like a tomato.
“Then Great Lord let us be off to see her highness, Empress Omorfia Vasilissa.”
So with this unknown girl or better yet jailer led me to the carriage, where will make our way to my execution ground. Oh, Great and Mysterious Voice find it in your heart to let me escape once more.
⎾ Lunacy Lv. 3 - Acquired ⏌
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General Information
Attributes
Job Information
Name
? ? ?
STR
1
False God
LV ? ? ?
Level
1
DEX
1
Species
False God
AGI
1
Sex
Male
END
1
Age
? ? ?
INT
1
Guild
None
WIS
1
HP
1/1
LCK
1
MP
1/1
Skills:
Titles:
Lunacy
LV 3
Worm’s Rival