S1-C5
The Heist
“As soon as I leave the tent, I get an awesome Idea…”
Day 16 ATE, T: FE-286
I now have some explaining to do. The t stands for timeline, f stands for fantasy, and the e stands for explosion. This timeline is 286, meaning this is the 286th timeline to take place. It’s also just a number to easily classify the timeline. I know this because I was fiddling with the ‘tent’s’ telecommunications, and the AI built into it told me the information. I feel like I know a lot- too much, just as Lewis said… So Lewis was right all along? About the knowledge overload? I feel empty now… I can’t even get rid of the knowledge either… it’s just shoved into my memory now. Also, I have a rare disease that allows me to remember anything and everything that I see, feel, hear, smell, or taste from any point in time. It’s incredible, but it makes this situation even worse. But ignoring that, It’s time to commit…
Project: Heist
I go to the hologram thingy and give myself a phone. If you don’t know what a phone is, it performs many of the functions of a computer, typically having a touchscreen interface, internet access, and an operating system capable of running downloaded applications. But mine was more advanced. It could connect and change the physical atmosphere around it. It can transform into anything. I don’t know how these dumb-dumbs did not figure this basic level one shit out already.
I press the button that turns the phone into a blaster, which has a fully customizable beam and a highly customizable gun appearance and texture. I extract a paradoxical amount of resources so that my amount of resources also says infinity while keeping theirs at infinity. I also have an infinite amount of materials, so now it just feels like I’m playing minecraft in creative mode. I now realize I can copy and paste real buildings and places and items into my phone, and paste them. I have to find out what this is made with. Probably blasphellium. I copy the phone itself and paste it, and then I create and customize what I call the Omni-tool. It can turn itself into anything with a click of a button. All you have to do is think about what you want it to be, and it becomes that. I take apart the phone literally thinking of a tool that can take apart the phone, and I see… I see a void. A darkness. I try to touch it, and… Oh no, it spread to my arm… Okay, okay, think. I turned the Omni-tool into a knife, and I cut my arm off. However... It instantly heals, but the voidness is gone. But I feel different… I feel… this… sensation… I feel dizzy… I feel mentally and physically unstable… I… I… I…
Thump.
Day 19 ATE
I slowly wake up, confused about what just happened. I’m in bed, and I see things hooked up to my arm.
“Ah, you’re up,” Royce says as he gets ready to shoot me with a blaster. I instantly hook everything that was on me off, and I dodge the shot that bounced right off the bed into the ceiling where the ceiling dissolves the shot. I don’t know what type of technology this is, but it’s incredible. Anyway, let’s get back to trying not to die. As soon as he tries to shoot me again, time slows down and so I move out of the way and take off the ring. The shot goes into the wall and the wall dissolves the shot. (that’s crazy!) I was so close to him that I was able to grab the blaster out of his hand and whip him with the blaster, like a pistol whip, but with a blaster. Anyway, He’s on the ground so I point the blaster to his head and tell him to back up. I accidentally turn my right hand into a sword (I’m left-handed so I’m holding the blaster in my left hand) and I don’t know how I did it, but I now put the sword’s tip to his neck and I point the blaster at the door so when someone walks in I can shoot them. Next thing you know, someone does walk through the door, but when I shoot, it just bounces off of them. Of course, they have a mech suit. The person inside it sets the ETS (Everything Shooter) to fire a nuke, and I hear this- ‘T-30, 29, 28, 27.’
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I run out of the building, but they just turn around and aim at me again. As I am backing up into the abyss, I decide to wait until he gets to twelve, and try the dumbest idea I have ever thought of.
‘T-14, 13, 12, 11, 10.’
I jump off into the abyss, and I am free falling. I realize I still have the blaster with me, and so I aim it right at the ledge. I see the guy in the suit try to still aim at me.
‘T-5, 4, 3.’
I shoot the platform which the mech suit was standing on so he falls with me.
‘2, 1.’
The nuke gets blasted at me with light speed, but I shoot the nuke so a big explosion separates me from the robot, and then I turn the blaster into a grappling hook and I travel back to the surface so fast it feels like I woke up from a minute-long dream. I am now on top of the island, and I run back to the ‘tent’ to see if there is anything there that will help me travel to my universe. I find it, but it asks for the category, the subcategory, and the number. Here’s the only problem: I don’t know my universe’s number, so I put ‘739’ for the number and I pray to God that this random number works. I go inside the machine, and as I see the mech suit open the ‘tent’s’ door, I spam press the ‘CLOSE’ button, and I press ‘TELEPORT’...
Project: Heist… Success
Day 19 ATE, T:FE-739
I realize the islands have gotten a LOT bigger than before, but before I could say anything, I got a nice warm hug.
“What the fuck is wrong with you, dude! You just go somewhere and you’re gone for twelve days,” Nich says.
“Sorry,” I’d say as I would shrug. Nich would let go, and talk about everything that has changed.
“Damn, but the thing is, It only feels like it’s been a day and two,” I’d say.
“What the hell do you mean a day and two? It’s been twelve.”
“Listen. Remember the BS Lewis was talking about? It was true. I hoped across dimensions and traveled through time. I also got this cool power where I can transform my body into anything. Look.”
Right in front of her and pretty much everyone surrounding us (The population for each island grew a bit because time was forwarded), My hand transformed into a hammer. Not what I was trying to do, but it works. I transformed it back into a regular hand, and that alone shocked her almost to death. I pull out the grappling hook which I turn back into a phone, and I look at the materials I have. I just realized the whole point of this mission, and that was to steal all their materials, and I did it. I now start building hyper-advanced machines and architecture everywhere.
I go to my island and expand it to add more buildings, but as soon as I’m about to -place the first building on the Island, I hear a familiar sound…
“Ah, would you look at that? Expanding your world after all this time, huh? Well, it’s time for me to wreak havoc on this piece of shit world again!”