"Oh dear. It would appear i have dropped your taco on the ground."
Famous last words.
This guy was in for it.
"Its a burrito" I yelled at the guy as he launched a fork across the room at me. I ducked then threw my plate at him.
It shattered against his head. Splattering his face in salsa and bits of stray shredded lettuce.
I knew this guy. A minor villain with a habit of grandeur. But in a really lame sort of way. He went by the name of loopty looperson. Also lame.
i jumped over another table. i pointed at the soda machine behind loopty, which promptly exploded.
he skipped away from the colorful spray of sugary drinks. jabbering like an angry chimpanzee.
He was a strange looking guy.
Wearing a bright green top hat that clashed horribly with his orange sleeveless jacket.
his goggles magnified his eyes, giving the appearance of an oversized insect.
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His arms where made from segmented metal which could bend almost like tentacles. It was giving me major Doc Oc vibes.
One of his arms extended to grab another sharp object.
The guy had ruined my perfectly awesome meal.
And was currently in the process of destroying guidos tacoria and grill.
Guido himself - who was a surprisingly buff Mexican dude - came out from the back room. Brandishing A rolling pin.
loopty, who was still a unbalanced from the soda explosion, didn't notice Guido. well, he didn't notice until Guido took a vicious swing at his head. knocking him to the ground.
"not a very good villain. are you, Loopty-do." i said. skipping over to where Guido was still wailing on Loopty with the rolling pin.
"get. out. of. my. restaurant." each word from Guido was accompanied by another strike from the rolling pin.
Loopty let out a growl. one of his mechanical arms extended, snatching the rolling pin from Guido. i was given only a split-second to react, and loopty threw the heavy cooking utensil at me. but a split-second was more than enough. I already had my left hand raised, the rolling pin stopped midair.
"Oops" i joked.
All of the sudden a sharp pain errupted in my raised hand.
The rolling pin dropped to the ground.
And then i noticed looptys free hand had launched yet another butter knife at me. This one just happened to impale my hand.
My eyes widened, "Oh dear"
I hissed, pulling the knife out of my hand. I tossed the blood smeared utensil aside.
I twirled my finger in the air. Forcing looptys arms to tie themselves into a knot.
"You know loopty, you really need to watch what you are doing. You might hurt someone."
I reached down to my hip, pressing a small button on my nanite pack, almost instantly, pain killing opiates entered my bloodstream. They deadened the pain in my hand. looking to guido "The cops will be here in a few minutes. Say hi for me loopty"
I smiled to myself and promply walked out of the restaurant